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  1. Originally posted by Something Squirrel I am ahead of all of you just woke up, got paid and now I'm watching cartoons,smoking weed and playing video games.

    Yeah but your gf left you
  2. Originally posted by Something Squirrel I am ahead of all of you just woke up, got paid and now I'm watching cartoons,smoking weed and playing video games.

    lmao literally me every time I open my eyes
  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Yeah but your bf left you

    fixed



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  4. looking through my holiday photos... I miss my apartment in fiji...

    Ugh I felt so independent. Every day was an adventure. I wasn't depressed that entire week.
  5. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery What will happen if you do not get this medication? Do you know how drastic of a change it is to go from nothing or even whatever noots you're taking to amphetamines and benzos? Do you realize that such a drastic change in brain chemistry will almost certainly have a very dramatic effect, either negative or positive? I can tell you, even though you apparently want to cover your ears and pretend it's not true, that it's far more likely to be negative than positive, but even if it's a 50/50 chance, why? Why take the chance of a hugely dramatic change, when you're doing so good? You have the potential to either fuck everything up by adding the hyper stress and anxiety of amphetamines plus the unnatural apathy and lack of inhibition and quality judgment from benzos to yourself, or maybe, I dunno, concentrate a little better and like not care what people think so much? Do you know how unlikely the latter is to be the result, especially lasting any significant amount of time, and how even more unlikely it'll be the end result at all? And how even more unlikely anything more positive than that is? Why make such a dramatic change? What will happen if you continue as you are? I imagine you'll just.. keep going to school, getting an education and learning how to socialize. And if the result is negative? Who the fuck knows? What the fuck about this situation makes it worth that risk? Just keep doing what you're doing.

    You think you're smart. You're good at overanalyzing shit and super-researching bullshit about neurobiology, but I have firsthand, secondhand, and thirdfoot experience on the actual real life results of doing shit like this. I am telling you, you are going to end up regretting it.

    You might think he's dogging you...

    But LSD is right.

    I've been through it.
  6. Originally posted by Malice I fucking hate driving. Cars are stupid as fuck, one of the worst ways to waste money. The only kind of car I'm interested in is self-driving.

    That's the one thing I miss about city life. Nothing is more than walking distance away.

    Where I live, the nearest grocery store is a fifteen minute drive on a two lane road with no sidewalks.
  7. Originally posted by Juicebox That's the one thing I miss about city life. Nothing is more than walking distance away.

    Where I live, the nearest grocery store is a fifteen minute drive on a two lane road with no sidewalks.

    Lmao, you talking about places in the city, that crime rate is low and gotta have money to get some sort of apartment in area, but most inner city places or ghetto and have no stores in walking distance and i guarantee if you adventured one of these places for the day your outlook on how fucking more convenient that 15 mile walk to your store is compared to 3-6 miles that was mostly traveled by city public authority.
  8. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Malice That's because I want what's best for me too, Enter.

    Damn
  9. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    How do i reduce the size of my poops?
  10. Originally posted by SpatianHaigency How do i reduce the size of my poops?

    More fruit and magnesium, less dairy
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Malice https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=dda_1502845033

    Enucleation. I liek that.
  12. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Yeah but your gf left you

    Belgian Waffles.
  13. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by mashlehash Belgian Waffles.

    B^but Watt!
  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. Originally posted by hydromorphone Uh… Dude… Just fill out the forum and don't act like a retard. I have one and have had it for years now with them. It's not hard.

    Honestly, I just saw "requires approved account" and assumed that they would require proof that you were actually doing the research you claimed to be doing and proof of credentials and all but after some googling I came to the same conclusion that you did. It doesn't seem to be hard to get approved, and I guess they were just attempting to discourage people that assumed the same thing I did. Apparently it's working lol

    If you're comfortable with it, could you post or PM me your answers to the questions? I will not post them here or anywhere else on the internet, and I will not use them as my answers. I just would like to see an example of answers that they consider acceptable
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Eating for the first time since lunch yesterday after sleeping 8 am-1pm. Aaaahhh.
  17. Originally posted by gumbo I've talked to him in private before. It's not. He may play it up a bit, but mash has certified donkey brains.

    Next time he comes back, he'll be posting totally normally. Just watch.
  18. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by gumbo Fuck, mash is full blown psychotic and even he can hold steady friendships without traumatizing those around him.

    Oh §m£ÂgØL...

    What's going on in life?
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Eating for the first time since lunch yesterday after sleeping 8 am-1pm. Aaaahhh.

    Damn dude. U grinding or what?
  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER Damn dude. U grinding or what?

    I'd sure as hell would like to be now that I know it may take months to see a psychiatrist. Low doses of meth can actually be good for you, and it can actually be prescribed for ADD under the name Desoxyn.

    Help me to succeed, father! This is the only chance I have at getting my life together and breaking out of my autistic prison!

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