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2018-04-12 at 2:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller You are taking good care of me while I'm stuck in the hospital, dear. Not to mention you're also 6 months pregnant and still do a better job than a lot of the shit nurses I've had. If you could pass meds we'd be fucking golden.
Never gonna happen. Your life sucks lolz -
2018-04-12 at 2:12 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Pretty much. Although I'd never go off on someone just looking at me. More like cutting me off and then giving me the finger or something. But yes, several times today I was sitting in traffic screaming at the top of my lungs and punching the dashboard until I split a fingernail. I think this could also have something to do with the rent withdrawals. Just the crash, the stress…trying to get my shit together, knowing I'm about to turn 30, seeing how old my mom is getting, waking up feeling awful every day, going to visit my ex fiancee in the assisted living facility and now this….. I don't deal well.
Does it not help to drive in a foreign ride? -
2018-04-12 at 2:15 AM UTCHe fuckin wrecked his beemer weeks ago I thought
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2018-04-12 at 2:16 AM UTCHe's cruising in another foreign by now I reckon
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2018-04-12 at 2:19 AM UTC
Originally posted by Fox Paws Yeah Captain Falcon was on here a while ago saying it was all a troll. But it was not a troll lol. I was there. The guy fucking accidentally killed himself.
Also I’m pretty sure Slag (or someone) flashed his dick when his mom came in the room
Oh holy shit that was his mom? I remember muffin or casper said they talked to her but i didnt imagine it was on stream lol that's pretty hardcore shit. -
2018-04-12 at 2:20 AM UTC
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2018-04-12 at 2:21 AM UTC
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2018-04-12 at 2:55 AM UTC
Originally posted by gumbo Blubbery. As in blubber. Not the same as blubbering. Illiterate cunt. This isn't even my first language and I know it better than you.
Lol fuck your word enhancements lanny
First i thought you called her a blueberry cunt. Didnt think twice about whether it made sense or not. Blueberry cunt. Yeah why not?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-12 at 3:04 AM UTCI misread read it as Burberry cunt at first.
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2018-04-12 at 3:05 AM UTC
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2018-04-12 at 3:12 AM UTC
No.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-12 at 3:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone Hey now, I give a shit if Malice dies, you can't be hogging all the give a fucks for our dearly beloved Mal-Mal now.
Sorry to hear about that shit going on with you. Care to elaborate, at least on the part about caring for a girl? Girlfriend or family? I think we see things differently, and you probably have a bias toward me, but I've always pegged you from what I've seen and been told by others as a legitimately decent person. I genuinely hope shit gets straight for you, dude.
My ex gf/fiancee. I think I mentioned her before briefly. If you dressed Kreepy Kay and my ex in the same clothes and stood them side by side, it would take you a solid 30 seconds to figure out who was who. But she was a really sweet girl- but also really crazy. She was like the Bonnie to my Clyde. We lived together right out of high school. She was actually one of my main crushes all through high school. But it seemed to me after I let her try some of my coke (that I found in a bar bathroom when I was 15), that she just went way overboard. I was always trying to bail her out of bad situations, but i didnt mind. Because = White knight level 99.
But ummmm.....yeah. After she moved out she was living in her car for a while. And Id hear about her now and then. Every few months shed knock on the door in the middle of the day, most likely fishing for an invitation to move in again for a while. She always looked really sad. Eventually when shed come to the door I just started pretending I wasn't home. But after not seeing her for a year and a half or something, one day she showed up at my doorstep. I guess shed started escorting at some point and living in her car she was miserable. Someone told her what they gave her was meth, but it was actually some kind of bath salt, and she shot it. It gave her a stroke. I took her out to what I thought was going to be a romantic reunion dinner, but food kept falling out of her mmouth and the utensils kept slipping from her fingers. Eventually she just stopped trying to eat. She couldnt look me in the eye. She had to stare at the ceiling. She asked me to turn off the radio in the car because she said the noise was "too much". And when I dropped her off that night at her (at the time) parents house, I walked her to the door, drove down to the end of the block, put the car in park and just started crying harder than I think I ever have in my life.
I hadnt seen her in forever but i ran across her little brother a few months ago and asked him to get me contact info for her. He said she was in an assisted living facility, but i didnt realize that shed had another mild stroke after complications from some of the meds they put her on. So she can still speak kind of slurred but she hardly remembers things or people and she can hardly take care of herself.
We were supposed to get married if we turned 30 and werent hitched yet. She was almost a chick version of me. But...yeah. Its why I always got kind of sad when Kreepy came on cam. My girls name also started with K. It was like seeing her the way she used to be- happy and wild and bubbly and drunk. *sigh*
Anyway....
yeah I dont necessarily hate you either. I dont know you enough to hate you. But its almost impossible not to clown on you for some of your questionable life decisions. lol. Sorry. -
2018-04-12 at 3:24 AM UTC
Originally posted by Fox Paws He fuckin wrecked his beemer weeks ago I thought
Originally posted by WE SMOOTH He's cruising in another foreign by now I reckon
Nah I booked a lil Honda for 19/day and then paid for a month n a half in advance so when they inevitably suspended my account for destroying 3 cars, id still have a car to take care of bidnass in. But I just need to buy something soon. The cadillac was nice but super impractical. But paying $600 a month fr a used Honda is kind of ridiculous. Good think ive got some stacks now.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-12 at 3:25 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER My ex gf/fiancee. I think I mentioned her before briefly. If you dressed Kreepy Kay and my ex in the same clothes and stood them side by side, it would take you a solid 30 seconds to figure out who was who. But she was a really sweet girl- but also really crazy. She was like the Bonnie to my Clyde. We lived together right out of high school. She was actually one of my main crushes all through high school. But it seemed to me after I let her try some of my coke (that I found in a bar bathroom when I was 15), that she just went way overboard. I was always trying to bail her out of bad situations, but i didnt mind. Because = White knight level 99.
But ummmm…..yeah. After she moved out she was living in her car for a while. And Id hear about her now and then. Every few months shed knock on the door in the middle of the day, most likely fishing for an invitation to move in again for a while. She always looked really sad. Eventually when shed come to the door I just started pretending I wasn't home. But after not seeing her for a year and a half or something, one day she showed up at my doorstep. I guess shed started escorting at some point and living in her car she was miserable. Someone told her what they gave her was meth, but it was actually some kind of bath salt, and she shot it. It gave her a stroke. I took her out to what I thought was going to be a romantic reunion dinner, but food kept falling out of her mmouth and the utensils kept slipping from her fingers. Eventually she just stopped trying to eat. She couldnt look me in the eye. She had to stare at the ceiling. She asked me to turn off the radio in the car because she said the noise was "too much". And when I dropped her off that night at her (at the time) parents house, I walked her to the door, drove down to the end of the block, put the car in park and just started crying harder than I think I ever have in my life.
I hadnt seen her in forever but i ran across her little brother a few months ago and asked him to get me contact info for her. He said she was in an assisted living facility, but i didnt realize that shed had another mild stroke after complications from some of the meds they put her on. So she can still speak kind of slurred but she hardly remembers things or people and she can hardly take care of herself.
We were supposed to get married if we turned 30 and werent hitched yet. She was almost a chick version of me. But…yeah. Its why I always got kind of sad when Kreepy came on cam. My girls name also started with K. It was like seeing her the way she used to be- happy and wild and bubbly and drunk. *sigh*
Anyway….
yeah I dont necessarily hate you either. I dont know you enough to hate you. But its almost impossible not to clown on you for some of your questionable life decisions. lol. Sorry.
Damn nigga.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-12 at 3:26 AM UTCLol
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2018-04-12 at 4:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller You are taking good care of me while I'm stuck in the hospital, dear. Not to mention you're also 6 months pregnant and still do a better job than a lot of the shit nurses I've had. If you could pass meds we'd be fucking golden.
Just steal pills from your work again. Don't get caught this time. -
2018-04-12 at 6:14 AM UTCThe viper suicide is seriously fucked up at this point. He suicided but made it look accidental by cleaning his gun. This was when trtchat wasn't inundated with idiots so slag wasn't even there. Viper shot himself then his mom ran into the room and let out a blood curdling scream. Fubi flagged good dick to the paramedics but his mom was only in the room for like 2 seconds then ran to call 911.
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2018-04-12 at 6:24 AM UTC
Originally posted by gumbo Just steal pills from your work again. Don't get caught this time.
What the fuck are you talking about? I've never stolen shit from work and gotten caught. You are delusional, man. I know you're embarrassed by your mental health problems given your family history but at some point you need to get help. This is coming from someone who has been "voluntarily" committed twice.
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2018-04-12 at 6:27 AM UTCOh calm down. That viper suicide wasnt junk compared to what I have in stock for this upcoming Cringemas.
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2018-04-12 at 6:29 AM UTCK.
