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  1. Originally posted by Malice See? You're so mean to me! :'(

    That was just a joke. Although I really don't handle people being angry with me at all, especially if they're intimidating and yelling at me.

    Yeah, I can definitely understand why you feel this way considering everything you're going through. At least half the time I'm also irritable as fuck and want to flat out kill everyone around me. I can definitely relate after everything I went through. I'm still absolutely pissed after everything I went through.

    Don’t take it personal he’s obviously just stressed way the fuck out. Take it easy Casp, hope it works out for you. Sounds like you had a bad go of it lately
  2. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by gumbo Blubbery. As in blubber. Not the same as blubbering. Illiterate cunt. This isn't even my first language and I know it better than you.

    Lol fuck your word enhancements lanny

    Considering the post I made was somewhat emotional and I suggested as much in it you provided no other context than criticizing that, then that left me to assume.

    I weigh just under 150 @ 5'8 and am 5months pregnant. Nobody would consider me 'blubbery' now. Pretty fit looking these days even being pregnant. Its cute you think that would bother me though. I literally get paid to have sex with men for reasonable rates and have a man who adores, loves and married me, so I'm attractive enough that I don't concern myself with how I look anymore, but 'blubbery' is definitely not what describes me.

    God it's funny I have someone who literally hates me for no legitimate reason. Lol. Move on. Youre just acting like a child, like Enter.
  3. Originally posted by hydromorphone Considering the post I made was somewhat emotional and I suggested as much in it you provided no other context than criticizing that, then that left me to assume.

    I weigh just under 150 @ 5'8 and am 5months pregnant. Nobody would consider me 'blubbery' now. Pretty fit looking these days even being pregnant. Its cute you think that would bother me though. I literally get paid to have sex with men for reasonable rates and have a man who adores, loves and married me, so I'm attractive enough that I don't concern myself with how I look anymore, but 'blubbery' is definitely not what describes me.

    God it's funny I have someone who literally hates me for no legitimate reason. Lol. Move on. Youre just acting like a child, like Enter.

    Do you ever sing terry flaps to bipolar?
  4. Yeah honestly §m£ÂgØL.. it’s time to move on. Lately you just come across as like a spiteful ex who can’t let go.
  5. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by gumbo Do you ever sing terry flaps to bipolar?
    Lmfao Maybe if I had foldy flaps I would. I don't have any lose hanging skin like you seem to fantasize about me having.

    Lmfao Jesus §m£ÂgØL your mental shit is really getting bad isn't it?
  6. the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    Originally posted by NARCassist good to see you here if you're the real pat-man. i'm mememememe, you may remember me as its all mememememe with me, i'm NARCassist now.



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    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Whats up homie. HaitiSpaceAgency here. Hope life has been treating you well.

    ye ye all is well


    Originally posted by Fox Paws How’s your cat, you sick fuck?

    that was malice iirc
  7. Originally posted by hydromorphone Considering the post I made was somewhat emotional and I suggested as much in it you provided no other context than criticizing that, then that left me to assume.

    I weigh just under 150 @ 5'8 and am 5months pregnant. Nobody would consider me 'blubbery' now. Pretty fit looking these days even being pregnant. Its cute you think that would bother me though. I literally get paid to have sex with men for reasonable rates and have a man who adores, loves and married me, so I'm attractive enough that I don't concern myself with how I look anymore, but 'blubbery' is definitely not what describes me.

    God it's funny I have someone who literally hates me for no legitimate reason. Lol. Move on. Youre just acting like a child, like Enter.

    lol. 100 percent, dead ass, this sounds familiar. Not trying to be rude, at all. And also, I don't even want to be rude to Enter. It's just a good comparison.

    Edit - I'm only amused by the behavior of exes. Not the specific exes in this scenario. I have no way to know the truth of anything so I'm fairly neutral. You've both been nice to me actually so you're already better than a majority of people on this site.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by the pat-man that was malice iirc

    or project pat.
  9. Originally posted by the pat-man ye ye all is well




    that was malice iirc

    No it was definitely your pasty ass dick next to a cat. Someone just posted about this recently lemme see if I can find it.

    In fact I find it hard to believe you’re the real Pat and you don’t remember this shit. Probably a troll but whatever
  10. Cant find it but it’s all coming back to me. I just remember someone posted a screen of an email they sent your mom with the pic in it and the title was just “your son’s in some trouble” lmfao.

    It ran you off zoklet for a while.

    Wait you are PROJECT PAT right?
  11. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws No it was definitely your pasty ass dick next to a cat. Someone just posted about this recently lemme see if I can find it.

    In fact I find it hard to believe you’re the real Pat and you don’t remember this shit. Probably a troll but whatever

    Lol, you're definitely thinking of Project Pat. Different Pat, for sure.
  12. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    You've gotta be kidding me. 4 minutes left on Stein's Gate and they evacuate the fucking library. Turns out there was a gas leak. If I had known I would have just crouched down and hidden somewhere, pretended I had been asleep if they found me. You know, because I'm such a rebel. Now I can't even sneak back in because there are two cops in front of the entrance.

    It would be cool as fuck if the library exploded or at least caught fire, but then where would I watch anime?

    What if they actually lied and this is just a drill to prepare for the eventual school shooting they think I may commit? I literally have zero plans!
  13. Originally posted by Zanick Lol, you're definitely thinking of Project Pat. Different Pat, for sure.

    Then who the fuck is pat-man
  14. Originally posted by Malice You've gotta be kidding me. 4 minutes left on Stein's Gate and they evacuate the fucking library. Turns out there was a gas leak. If I had known I would have just crouched down and hidden somewhere, pretended I had been asleep if they found me. You know, because I'm such a rebel. Now I can't even sneak back in because there are two cops in front of the entrance.

    It would be cool as fuck if the library exploded or at least caught fire, but then where would I watch anime?

    What if they actually lied and this is just a drill to prepare for the eventual school shooting they think I may commit? I literally have zero plans!

    Wait so why did you want to pretend to be asleep and stay inside again? To die, or?
  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Lol.

    If Daru was here, he'd be dancing around screaming, "Legal loli for the win!"

    Looking forward to seeing more of this contender for best girl.

    Originally posted by Fox Paws Wait so why did you want to pretend to be asleep and stay inside again? To die, or?

    Because I doubt anything would happen and I'd be willing to risk it. Clearly I'm foolhardy and don't value my life very much.
  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I mean, I think death by gas is considered a pretty good way to go. You pretty much just fall asleep and never wake up. What would be terrifying is if they found me before death, but not before I suffered serious brain damage. I suppose it wouldn't be such a good idea after all.
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I feel more at peace than I've felt in a long time. Going to keep a mental record of this, see how it progresses, whether I continue to experience this. My new stack may be doing just the trick, and I haven't even received my T-PAIN yet. Makes sense considering I have genuine disorders, and noots/supps have clearly been shown to have an impact that correlates with how severe symptoms are. Normies generally wont experience much, if anything at all, except from far stronger substances.
  18. the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    project pat and malice fucked cats i just shatpost on trt with muffin
  19. How did you find this place? Was it my post on reddit?

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