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2018-04-10 at 2:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by Enter Yeah but she kinda seemed into me. This is when I was working out, and I remember she'd compliment my muscles. And she was the one who told me to add her, she was very eager about it, like "You're leaving? ADD ME ON FACEBOOK!"
I dunno… you're probably right.
Yeah I was jk, cuz you said that’s what’s been happening lately.
But yeah it’s hard to tell sometimes if she’s just one of those people that wants to add everyone they meet on Facebook under the pretense of “keeping in touch” but really it’s just to boost their friend list count aka the constant dopamine shot to their brain. Or if she’s actually interested -
2018-04-10 at 2:15 AM UTCI once asked a girl I talked to on a flight for her number, cuz we seemed to be hitting it off pretty well and she was hot. And she was like “here open your Facebook on your phone and I’ll add you lol”.
So like in other words she didn’t wanna give me her number lol. I deleted her after I got home -
2018-04-10 at 2:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by Fox Paws Yeah I was jk, cuz you said that’s what’s been happening lately.
But yeah it’s hard to tell sometimes if she’s just one of those people that wants to add everyone they meet on Facebook under the pretense of “keeping in touch” but really it’s just to boost their friend list count aka the constant dopamine shot to their brain. Or if she’s actually interested
Yeah true I won't dwell on it. It was fuckin' ages ago anyway. -
2018-04-10 at 2:16 AM UTC
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2018-04-10 at 2:27 AM UTCHi frendz
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2018-04-10 at 2:28 AM UTC
Originally posted by Fox Paws I once asked a girl I talked to on a flight for her number, cuz we seemed to be hitting it off pretty well and she was hot. And she was like “here open your Facebook on your phone and I’ll add you lol”.
So like in other words she didn’t wanna give me her number lol. I deleted her after I got home
To be fair, using Facebook is a completely valid reason to dismiss her to begin with sooo -
2018-04-10 at 2:30 AM UTC
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2018-04-10 at 2:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by gumbo To be fair, using Facebook is a completely valid reason to dismiss her to begin with sooo
Everyone is on Facebook these days.
She was smoking hot. And she was a middle school teacher, so that checked my “sex with teacher fantasy” box. Also never been with a natural redhead before so. Yeah I don’t care if she used Facebook I just wanted to get up in dem walls you know what I mean. -
2018-04-10 at 2:35 AM UTCWhat the hell, Fox Paws? People don't use their numbers anymore though. They just use facebook to talk, it's easier. Deleting her coz of that seems like something I'd do. Lol though, hope she was hurt.
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2018-04-10 at 2:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by Enter What the hell, Fox Paws? People don't use their numbers anymore though. They just use facebook to talk, it's easier. Deleting her coz of that seems like something I'd do. Lol though, hope she was hurt.
Yes finally I got revenge on a woman muahaha.
No but yeah I might have misinterpreted it, but when I asked her phone number and she gave me her Facebook instead I figured she wasn’t into me. And was trying to snub me. Like who does that lol. I should have said I don’t have FB, but the problem is she saw me check it when I first sat down so. -
2018-04-10 at 2:41 AM UTCI think she might have been married, or was engaged or something. Might have had something to do with it.
But she was definitely flirting with me. I thought -
2018-04-10 at 2:44 AM UTCWomen are disgusting.
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2018-04-10 at 2:46 AM UTCAnd she had just got back from a trip to Amsterdam with her sister so you KNOW she be gettin freaky
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2018-04-10 at 2:48 AM UTC
Originally posted by Fox Paws And she had just got back from a trip to Amsterdam with her sister so you KNOW she be gettin freaky
https://twitter.com/STR00F/status/922861976040169472
It has 3 times the amount of likes as the original post, lmao. -
2018-04-10 at 2:48 AM UTC*wooshes in*
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!
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2018-04-10 at 2:51 AM UTC
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2018-04-10 at 2:52 AM UTC*Smashes through window SWAT team style*
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2018-04-10 at 2:54 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-10 at 2:55 AM UTC
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2018-04-10 at 2:55 AM UTCI'm not going to thank it myself, but if someone else wants to I won't hold it against them.
