The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-04-04 at 6:58 AM UTC

   #5421
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   For a mile you're saving like what? Less than 10 minutes? I don't get what the luxury of sitting in a stranger's care is either.
   
   It's not just you though, lots of people think of uber as some kind of luxury thing. Like nigga it's a cab that manages to skirt unions and a whole bunch of regulatory laws, it's a fucking luxury experience for the upper crust of society. It's what you do when you're shitfaced but still cognizant enough not to blow your cash on a taxi.
2. 2018-04-04 at 7:12 AM UTC

   #5422
   

   GasTheKikesRaceWarNow Houston [this unquestioningly unfrequented clast]
   Is uber supposed to be cheaper than taxis? I thought the whole point was convenience and impersonality. Same reason people choose McDonalds compared to a family restaurant (even when they are similarly priced).
   
   But I generally try to walk. Walking is good. I don't get people who park right beside the entrance to shops either. Well done asshole, you saved yourself an entire 30 second walk, now you can spend the time you saved getting even fatter.
3. 2018-04-04 at 7:20 AM UTC

   #5423
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by GasTheKikesRaceWarNow Is uber supposed to be cheaper than taxis? I thought the whole point was convenience and impersonality. Same reason people choose McDonalds compared to a family restaurant (even when they are similarly priced).
   
   But I generally try to walk. Walking is good. I don't get people who park right beside the entrance to shops either. Well done asshole, you saved yourself an entire 30 second walk, now you can spend the time you saved getting even fatter.

   
   Yeah it’s cheaper.
   
   I’m with you on the parking thing. Like it’s one thing if there’s an obviously open spot really close to the entrance. I’d take it too. But then there’s the retards who sit there stalking the parking lot like a panther trying to find that one lady with grocery bags in her hands walking to her car and hoping she parked close
4. 2018-04-04 at 8:10 AM UTC

   #5424
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Obbe

   
   now i could so get down wit that
   
   
   
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5. 2018-04-04 at 8:15 AM UTC

   #5425
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny For a mile you're saving like what? Less than 10 minutes? I don't get what the luxury of sitting in a stranger's care is either.
   
   It's not just you though, lots of people think of uber as some kind of luxury thing. Like nigga it's a cab that manages to skirt unions and a whole bunch of regulatory laws, it's a fucking luxury experience for the upper crust of society. It's what you do when you're shitfaced but still cognizant enough not to blow your cash on a taxi.

   
   lol i like taking lyft sometimes when im too sketched out to drive
6. 2018-04-04 at 8:40 AM UTC

   #5426
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Imm stoned on wax & etiz
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
7. 2018-04-04 at 8:43 AM UTC

   #5427
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Why the fuck would you take an uber for less than a mile?

   
   if you are paralyzed from the neck down
8. 2018-04-04 at 8:46 AM UTC

   #5428
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Run up the racks I'm doin it, Run up the racks I'm doin it, nigga.
9. 2018-04-04 at 8:47 AM UTC

   #5429
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
10. 2018-04-04 at 8:47 AM UTC

    #5430
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I REALLY need to have sex with a woman soon.
11. 2018-04-04 at 8:47 AM UTC

    #5431
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter I REALLY need to have sex with a woman soon.

    
    For revenge purposes or... just for fun?
12. 2018-04-04 at 8:49 AM UTC

    #5432
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Enter I REALLY need to have sex with a woman soon.

    
    inb4 that guy selling sex dolls
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • GasTheKikesRaceWarNow, 
    • Lanny
13. 2018-04-04 at 8:51 AM UTC

    #5433
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter I REALLY need to have sex with a woman soon.

    
    must it be a white woman?
14. 2018-04-04 at 8:53 AM UTC

    #5434
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Paws For revenge purposes or… just for fun?

    
    For fun, and for my mental health. I need intimacy. I'm very alone. I can't deal with being alone like I used to, when I was a virgin. I've had sex and I've had an intimate relationship, and now I can't go back to how I was before.
15. 2018-04-04 at 8:56 AM UTC

    #5435
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Dat feel when you're too sad to even look at the Tana Mongeau instagram feed. I know you all must think I'm the coldest nigga to ever grace this forum, but I too have feelings and a heart.
16. 2018-04-04 at 8:57 AM UTC

    #5436
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic must it be a white woman?

    
    Yeah. I'll go to a brothel in just over a month, so she can actually enjoy it more since I'll be buff. I don't want her to be disgusted fucking me.
17. 2018-04-04 at 8:58 AM UTC

    #5437
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop Dat feel when you're too sad to even look at the Tana Mongeau instagram feed. I know you all must think I'm the coldest nigga to ever grace this forum, but I too have feelings and a heart.

    
    I don't get it? Why can't you look at it?
18. 2018-04-04 at 8:59 AM UTC

    #5438
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by GasTheKikesRaceWarNow Is uber supposed to be cheaper than taxis? I thought the whole point was convenience and impersonality. Same reason people choose McDonalds compared to a family restaurant (even when they are similarly priced).
    
    But I generally try to walk. Walking is good. I don't get people who park right beside the entrance to shops either. Well done asshole, you saved yourself an entire 30 second walk, now you can spend the time you saved getting even fatter.

    
    I always park in the back of parking lots because I know damn well i'm not getting exercise any other way
19. 2018-04-04 at 8:59 AM UTC

    #5439
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    *Pause thrrad*
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
20. 2018-04-04 at 9 AM UTC

    #5440
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Enter Yeah. I'll go to a brothel in just over a month, so she can actually enjoy it more since I'll be buff. I don't want her to be disgusted fucking me.

    
    any hooker would have been with the ugliest of the ugliest dudes around. you'd be a relief to any of them no matter how you looked.
    
    
    
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