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  1. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Enter does that woman realize she's nothing but a sperm dumpster

    Sperm dumpster/woman of my dreams same diff.
  2. I prefer Eastern European myself

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  3. Originally posted by Juicebox I prefer Eastern European myself


    WOW!

    Get a load of that sweet gradient in the background!
  4. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Enter WOW!

    Get a load of that sweet gradient in the background!

    LOL. I seriously envy your hate of women. Sometimes I wish I could just be like "fucking cunts" and never have to mess with them again. Well not precisely just solely women just people in general.
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  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Get some new material you old broken record

    I love it when you get mad.
  6. Originally posted by RestStop LOL. I seriously envy your hate of women. Sometimes I wish I could just be like "fucking cunts" and never have to mess with them again. Well not precisely just solely women just people in general.

    I've pretty much gotten totally antisocial, other than at work. Every now and then I try to reach out to someone and make friends but I always regret it, usually within a day. It's not gender specific though, and I try to give foreigners the benefit of the doubt because everyone says it's just Americans that are pieces of shit
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  7. I've started calling the women in my life "mate" and "buddy" etc, like I would my guy friends. Like "hey mate, how's it going?"

    This way I can friendzone them before they friendzone me, lol.

    They'll be thinking "Wtf? This guy considers me his friend? He doesn't wanna get with me?!?!? HONK?!?!?!?!"

    pro... probably...
  8. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Enter I've started calling the women in my life "mate" and "buddy" etc, like I would my guy friends. Like "hey mate, how's it going?"

    This way I can friendzone them before they friendzone me, lol.

    They'll be thinking "Wtf? This guy considers me his friend? He doesn't wanna get with me?!?!? HONK?!?!?!?!"

    pro… probably…

    Nice. You do be fly, son.
  9. Originally posted by Enter I've started calling the women in my life "mate" and "buddy" etc, like I would my guy friends. Like "hey mate, how's it going?"

    This way I can friendzone them before they friendzone me, lol.

    They'll be thinking "Wtf? This guy considers me his friend? He doesn't wanna get with me?!?!? HONK?!?!?!?!"

    pro… probably…


    All I do is treat women just like men. You don't have to try to woo every single woman you meet, you can have regular friendships with them just like you do men

    Romantic endeavors tend to go much better if you're at least friends before you start trying to date

    But I haven't had a real sex drive or a desire for romance in years. I think it makes things easier honestly.
  10. Originally posted by RestStop Nice. You do be fly, son.


    Originally posted by Juicebox All I do is treat women just like men. You don't have to try to woo every single woman you meet, you can have regular friendships with them just like you do men

    Romantic endeavors tend to go much better if you're at least friends before you start trying to date

    Yeah calling them "mate" and treating them like my male friends was the best decision I've ever made. It mentally gives me a sense of power, you know?

    I can save the dating thing for when I use tinder, once I'm buff, etc.

    Fuck, I feel so clear headed and content now. I really went fucking manic with the whole getting revenge on women thing the past few months. I think that's what my panic attack was about last night, me getting over that and reverting back to my sane state.
  11. Originally posted by Juicebox But I haven't had a real sex drive or a desire for romance in years. I think it makes things easier honestly.

    when was the last time you got laid
  12. Originally posted by Enter when was the last time you got laid

    2015, and that was only because I was doing meth

    Last time I got laid sober was in high school, seven years ago

    It's not worth the effort/time/resources required imo

    Edit: Unless you also count prostitutes, in which case I gave some slut I liked a half gram of meth for it in 2013

    Her brothers found out and got all pissed off and ripped me off for an entire ball later on though, lulz
  13. Originally posted by Juicebox 2015, and that was only because I was doing meth

    Last time I got laid sober was in high school, seven years ago

  14. Originally posted by Juicebox Last time I got laid sober was in high school, seven years ago

    Hell, if you wanted to, you could even not count this one either, I didn't even really like the girl but I was pretty cucky then and couldn't say no when she asked me out

    We dated for a while and she was a nice girl and all but we had absolutely nothing in common, I just spent all my energy trying to make her happy because I didn't know any better
  15. Originally posted by Enter

    Lol. I don't have any desire whatsoever to seek out sex. Half the time, I don't even like the thought of it. I destroyed my brain wiring with drugs methinks

    I still like looking at pretty Russian girls' faces on the internet though. It's kinda therapeutic sometimes.
  16. Originally posted by Juicebox Lol. I don't have any desire whatsoever to seek out sex. Half the time, I don't even like the thought of it. I destroyed my brain wiring with drugs methinks

    I still like looking at pretty Russian girls' faces on the internet though. It's kinda therapeutic sometimes.

    yeah I never really cared about the sex part, I just wanted to be desired by women

    but getting over that
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter I've started calling the women in my life "mate" and "buddy" etc, like I would my guy friends. Like "hey mate, how's it going?"

    This way I can friendzone them before they friendzone me, lol.

    They'll be thinking "Wtf? This guy considers me his friend? He doesn't wanna get with me?!?!? HONK?!?!?!?!"

    pro… probably…

    More like they are thinking, "Good, this creep isn't trying to get in my pants."
  18. Originally posted by Speedy Parker More like they are thinking, "Good, this creep isn't trying to get in my pants."

    if you're going to post nothing but insults, can you at least be funny

    like, subjectively funny. just make an attempt at something somebody could perceive as humorous.
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter if you're going to post nothing but insults, can you at least be funny

    like, subjectively funny. just make an attempt at something somebody could perceive as humorous.

    The truth does not need to be funny.
  20. Originally posted by RestStop What are your thoughts on 5-htp as a supplement?

    precursor to serotonin

    how bioavailable is it? does it cross the blood-brain barrier effectively?

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