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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL If I stop shitting on you, would that brighten your day a little bit?

    Nobody feels anything you say or do. Nobody...
  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER lol maybe. Idk hes a tall jediey looking motherfucker. I believe it just knowing how she is. Shes really submissive and easily headfucked. She wants to see the best in people. Really sweet and caring. The other day she said I should keep reminding her that shes not a bad person for leaving him sick in tyhe apartment while we waited for the police to show up, and not going to buy him drugs.Me: "BITCH ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? HOW HARD DID HE HIT YOU TO THINK YOU OWE HIM ANYTHING AT ALL? FUCK THAT PUSSY. HE DESERVES A NARCAN SHOT IN THE NECK. DONT SAY THAT SHIT IN FRONT OF ME AGAIN PLEASE." Could be wrong though. Suppose ill find out.

    Damn man.. have you gently caressed the nipples?
  3. Originally posted by Addisilliams We only have adult sex doll.If you like,you can dress her up like a catgirl.
  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    God, I forgot how fucking hot Southern California gets. God I hate this godforsaken place.
  5. Originally posted by Addisilliams We only have adult sex doll.If you like,you can dress her up like a catgirl.
  6. Got back on the bike for the first time since the crash today

    If anything the crash helped with the balance of the bike, lol

    Turn signals aren't working correctly (they just stay on instead of blinking) but I think it's because I have my front signals disconnected

    Positive neutral finder doesn't work anymore either, but I don't need that, and I'm pretty sure it will work again when I fix my bent-ass shifter

    I probably look like a retard riding around on a ninja with all fairings missing except for the front, a bent-ass shifter, the overflow hose zip tied to the frame, both front turn signals missing, and the coolant jug clearly visible from the right side

    Oh well, I didn't buy a motorcycle to look cool

    It still works, that's what matters, I'll get new fairings with my tax return

    I just hope it's not leaning towards one side and I'm just subconsciously correcting it, I did think I noticed myself slightly turning the handlebars while going straight, but I'm pretty sure it's just my mind playing tricks on me
  7. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice God, I forgot how fucking hot Southern California gets. God I hate this godforsaken place.

    lol, yeah, socal sucks if you don't like the heat. Especially if you're living inland. The fact that so much of it is 50s era construction doesn't help the matter either.
  8. Originally posted by Malice God, I forgot how fucking hot Southern California gets. God I hate this godforsaken place.

    lol What? Yesterday was like the first day it was actually warm and nice outside.
  9. Originally posted by greenplastic lol What? Yesterday was like the first day it was actually warm and nice outside.

    He’s from the Bay Area where it’s always 50 degrees
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Damn man.. have you gently caressed the nipples?

    No but i kissed the scars on her stomach and brushed my hand across her lips until she started breathing hard and said the things about her being weird and giving her time *shrug*. Ill take it. I had her pegged for a supeer cutesy-romantic type the minute i met her. Honestly i could give a fuck less abput getting mine at this point. My sex drive is shit. As ive said its been forever since ive gotten laid or had the desire to give chase. But i do miss that cute look on a chicks when her brow furrows and she bites her lip, starts balling up the bedspread. lol. Im not gonna push anything she doesnt wanna do at this point. Whatever happens happens. Was just nice not thinking about all the bullshit going on in my life for a few hours.
  11. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Cool.
  12. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Woke up feeling fierce depression for no apparent reason. Right before bed I had been contemplating whether I would press a button if it meant I would die painlessly and unaware in my sleep. I felt I should at least try, because I don't know how much I could recover, especially with the right medication and IRL therapy (Not giving up on the philosophy, helping to attract more and more interesting and energetic members). This is simply what it's like to have a disorder that predisposes you to depression and suicidal ideation, and suicide so profoundly relative to the general population. Even among autistic children the suicide rate is 10-20 times higher.

    Then there's having realized just how horrible existence really is. If I had the choice between feeling maximal and eternal pleasure and simply ceasing to exist, ideally without fear or pain, I would choose the latter. No amount of happiness will make this okay.
  13. Originally posted by Malice Woke up feeling fierce depression for no apparent reason. Right before bed I had been contemplating whether I would press a button if it meant I would die painlessly and unaware in my sleep. I felt I should at least try, because I don't know how much I could recover, especially with the right medication and IRL therapy (Not giving up on the philosophy, helping to attract more and more interesting and energetic members). This is simply what it's like to have a disorder that predisposes you to depression and suicidal ideation, and suicide so profoundly relative to the general population. Even among autistic children the suicide rate is 10-20 times higher.

    Then there's having realized just how horrible existence really is. If I had the choice between feeling maximal and eternal pleasure and simply ceasing to exist, ideally without fear or pain, I would choose the latter. No amount of happiness will make this okay.

    But if you press the button then you would be aware of it. I mean you’d know it was coming
  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Also, Reddit banned the Sanctioned Suicide subs. Goddamn bastards. They didn't understand the impact at all. It wouldn't surprise me if the net effect was to substantially increase suicides. I never participated, but it was one of the few places where you could be brutally honest with like minded people instead of receiving empty platitudes, the same general line of responses ad naseum, like on Suicide Watch. They actually put the number to the Suicide Hotline on the page ban, which I would never call.
  15. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Malice Also, Reddit banned the Sanctioned Suicide subs. Goddamn bastards. They didn't understand the impact at all. It wouldn't surprise me if the net effect was to substantially increase suicides. I never participated, but it was one of the few places where you could be brutally honest with like minded people instead of receiving empty platitudes, the same general line of responses ad naseum, like on Suicide Watch. They actually put the number to the Suicide Hotline on the page ban, which I would never call.

    I was subscribed to all of those, and I saw was people reaching out before they committed the act and people flippantly egging them on. A proper suicide activism hub should actually provide resources for people considering taking their own lives. These subreddits were worthless posturing and little more.
  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Fox Paws But if you press the button then you would be aware of it. I mean you’d know it was coming

    I know. I just had the thought that the uncertainty would be enough. You could also take drugs to the prevent the fear response and cause you to drift to sleep anyway.

    I feel I've come to terms with death, understand what it is, and there are the problems of the ego, identity, and consciousness. There's really nothing to fear.
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Zanick I was subscribed to all of those, and I saw was people reaching out before they committed the act and people flippantly egging them on. A proper suicide activism hub should actually provide resources for people considering taking their own lives. These subreddits were worthless posturing and little more.

    There were also a lot of well detailed stories, lives you could follow, which may have been one of the few things people could relate to when they're driven to the point of depression and isolation that leads to suicidality.
  18. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Malice There were also a lot of well detailed stories, lives you could follow, which may have been one of the few things people could relate to when they're driven to the point of depression and isolation that leads to suicidality.

    Why can't you follow people's stories in the depression subs? It's boring reading about someone's shitty life, knowing that it will end in suicide. It's far more exciting to keep up with someone for months before they surprise you by saying that they've failed. If you're a true antinatalist, you may prefer the suspense of reading about people who might commit suicide rather than those who've already made up their minds.
  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I don't think the vast majority of the people who posted in Sanctioned Suicide actually went through with it.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. Originally posted by Malice I don't think the vast majority of the people who posted in Sanctioned Suicide actually went through with it.

    Lmao no shit

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