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  1. Originally posted by Malice The proper thing to do in this situation is to grab her by the ankle and lift her foot up until it's close to a 45 degree angle, then rapidly suck off the saliva from your tongue so it's a bit dry and rough, adding to the tactile stimulation, lick from her heel to just below her toes, then lightly bite her second toe.




    EYL
  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I'll forgive it this time for the character but i didn't know you were a foot fag Malice.
  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm not, really. SHAFT just draws feet very well. They look so soft and fleshy. There's just something about soles that make them look like they would be fun to massage. They have to be pristine, of course.

    I swear the Monogatari series caused me to develop multiple fetishes.
  4. Originally posted by Malice Adam Lanza as a liberator.

    It's remarkable how many similarities we have.

    I feel I may understand why he did it.

    I was walking into a building with people inside and it felt so clear that I could become the best school shooter in history. I have a delayed emotional reaction during high intensity events and remain inhumanly calm during them. They actually have a paradoxical effect of making me considerably calmer and more social than usual, which aligns with the underarousal theory of psychopathy.

    I really wish there was somewhere you could go to practice paintball with a school shooter scenario. Moving targets would be best. Just repeatedly drill it, obsess to an extent only autistics can, until you've perfected your technique.

    Although I wouldn't even use guns unless I was planning on going down fighting. The perfect attack would be a combination of McVeigh and Aum Shinrikyo.

    I love you in a non-gay way. This is exactly what is is like.

    Originally posted by Malice
    All career gurls want their feet to be rubbed by a guy when they get home.

    None of them have feet capable of running up a mountain without compaining. That's something only us guys possess.
  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Malice I'm not, really. SHAFT just draws feet very well. They look so soft and fleshy. There's just something about soles that make them look like they would be fun to massage. They have to be pristine, of course.

    I swear the Monogatari series caused me to develop multiple fetishes.

    "anime made me a pedophile foot fag"

    Haha, i actually know a guy. He goes by the name of "Ashley" online, met him on Masterchan, his two guilty pleasures were loli feet and Katy Perry. I think at some point he was known as "Katy Perry Poster" because he was always avatar-fagging with pictures of her.

    When we would go to raid YouNow, he'd always tell all the little girls that were streaming: "I don't believe you have 10 toes" and they'd all say "I DO!" as children are prone to. Then he'd say "Prove it, show us your feet so we can count your toes". And they'd do, lmfao.

    So then, we'd get them to give our "Record Label" a shoutout. 2 2 2 productions. So we'd have them say: "/222/ Respect".

    Needless to say we recorded everything. Also little did they know that /222/ Respect was the slogan of the Necro Hurtcore board. Ayyyyy. Good times.
  6. Originally posted by Sophie Whe'd always tell all the little girls that were streaming: "I don't believe you have 10 toes" and they'd all say "I DO!" as children are prone to. Then he'd say "Prove it, show us your feet so we can count your toes". And they'd do, lmfao.

    Fucking lol. So TLDR Sophie didn't even move so far as to be anti-foot-o-philia.

    This is fucking hilarious, cos srsly where do you even get white-children toes post the 1950s or so.

    LMFAO.
  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Issue313 Fucking lol. So TLDR Sophie didn't even move so far as to be anti-foot-o-philia.

    This is fucking hilarious, cos srsly where do you even get white-children toes post the 1950s or so.

    LMFAO.

    Foot-o-philia isn't even my particular fetish, just helping a brother out you know? And guess, where would you look if you really wanted to?

    You don't even have to go as far as the derpweb. Some clearnet niche chans gotchu fam.
  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Issue313 I love you in a non-gay way. This is exactly what is is like.

    After I post the full story of the traumatic events that occurred a few months ago I plan to write a series related to this. One of them will be on what drives people to become spree killers, a look from the inside. It may turn out quite interesting.
  9. Originally posted by Malice …what drives people to become spree killers, a look from the inside…

    Expected that like 5 years ago tbh fam.
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Malice I want to dress like a punk too!

    What's the epitome of hardcore punk? I really like the Bad Brains, just their early work, and I've never heard a punk band with a sound as unique as theirs, but the shirt feels a bit too common. It doesn't give me the sense of elitism I crave. That's right, I'm so punk I disregard what I see as rampant collectivism and conformity destructive to individualism and desire elements of hierarchy due to my ancap predisposition. Meta-punk.

    The Germs
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  11. The worse the music, the better the punk.
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  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I'm a rich bitch, with a fanbase
    I preach what the Klan says
    Only down with the white race
    Money honey, is what i might chase

    Homegrown, known for powerful code
    Only need a PC to wreck your abode
    Fapping it to CP got the pedo flow
    Don't believe me? Check my Github, bro

    Killem with hax only a click away
    Smoke haze, got IoT bots for days,
    Your smart TV ransomed till you pay
    Turn up the heat, to blast you away
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  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Issue313 Expected that like 5 years ago tbh fam.

    The time wasn't right. I hadn't attained enlightenment and been perfected yet.

    How old are you?
  14. I'm high.
  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Goddamn fucking daylight saving's time. I don't even like sunlight, although I should put up with it for my own well being. I wish I was white so just a few minutes of SoCal sun would be enough for me.

    Now I probably won't be able to sleep in time unless I 'oke some 'ot and I've been considerably better since cutting back.
  16. Fucking retards
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I need a fitness armband and a good pair of high fidelity earbuds for running. I hate buying new things because I don't like doing so until I do enough research to ensure that I'm close to the utility maximizing level between price and quality.

    れえええええええ!
  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Fucking retards

    Things Bill Krozby does for $500.
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    Originally posted by Malice The proper thing to do in this situation is to grab her by the ankle and lift her foot up until it's close to a 45 degree angle, then rapidly suck off the saliva from your tongue so it's a bit dry and rough, adding to the tactile stimulation, lick from her heel to just below her toes, then lightly bite her second toe.




    ... goddamnit.

  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    This is absolutely fascinating and really fucking cool. Reading a bit about autism and hyper-plasticity before bed.

    Hyperplasticity in autism spectrum disorder confers protection from Alzheimer’s disease

    Multiple lines of evidence suggest that plasticity declines throughout the age-span and may underlie age-related cognitive decline. We hypothesize that individuals whose cortex begins as relatively “hyperplastic” (such as may be seen in ASD) should then be relatively protected from age-related cognitive decline (which we suggest is related to a reduction in plasticity).

    Results indicate that across the age-span individuals with ASD show a consistently increased modulation of cortical excitability as compared to typically developing individuals, such that the general slope of decline across the age span is matched across both groups. We have argued that an individual’s risk of age-related cognitive decline (and risk for manifesting symptoms of dementia) depends on the individual’s starting point and slopes of change in plasticity efficiency over the lifespan. Therefore, our results suggest that individuals with ASD might be relatively protected from age-related cognitive decline and the risk of dementia.

    See? I told you there can be profound benefits to being on the spectrum! A while back I was researching PRL-8-53 and working memory and came across some papers that detailing how child prodigies seem to consistently exhibit a form of "moderated autism". Essentially the right combination of genes that allows for the profound strengths autism can produce, but without the crippling deficits. Fun fact, I actually exhibited hyperlexia myself: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperlexia

    Specifically related to this, it seems I may be able to avoid the age related decline in cognition and will always be able to learn and retain information as well as children do. This is great. Losing my cognitive ability is one of my worst fears, it's the trait I value most.

    I didn't notice it before, but this picture is strikingly beautiful. She definitely has the "autism eyes" thing going on. It's common for us to seem like we're looking past/through people, beyond, gazing into alternate dimensions.

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