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  1. RestStop Space Nigga
    Salvation Army..lolz.
  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    'Seduction and Disappointment' tho?

    -getting put in the psyche ward coz she wouldn't let you do her in the ass, lol.



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    'scarlatina' ??





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  5. Originally posted by hydromorphone Well, wedding plans are well under way. Got some wedding gifts from a few clients too, so that's nice. Excited as fuck to be dropping acid, exchanging vows, more so than I ever thought I would be. Friends are taking me out tonight, and we're supposed to end up at the restaurant of one of my clients who's cover the bill for us, which is cool. It's pretty fancy restaurant, place serves $300 bottles of wine and shit. 1337's gonna be going with us too.

    As for §m£ÂgØL's shit, I didn't threaten him, not now, not ever. He's either being trolled by someone from here or my ex, or he's making shit up to just cause shit. I really couldn't give a fuck about him or his shit, nor do I have the time or effort to spend sending that faggot threats. I really don't care. I hope he moves on with his life. I told him before, and I told him now- go to the police. I didn't do shit to him. As shitty as he's been, I think it's because he's jealous or some shit I'm getting married, since he's kept harping on it, send me emails trying to convince me not to marry 1337, and even made a new account to message 1337 after 1337 blocked him on the kik group.

    I feel sorry for you, §m£ÂgØL. You're so delusional that you need to start shit and go on and on and on. I'm not stupid enough to fucking send threats first off, and second off, I've moved on, and just wish you would too. I've left you alone, please, do the same. I think maybe you're so out there that you're literally fabricating shit just to fuck with me… then have the nerve to call me childish. Not like you haven't done the same before to others.

    I've always fessed up to my wrong doings, I've also never trolled, like you have. I'm not a pathological liar like you are either. You've admitted to trolling girls for nudes, just to hurt their feelings, and god knows, your life is probably so bleak and sad that you need to do this just to have something to look forward to. You like the attention and drama it brings I suppose, and like thinking it bothers or hurts me. Funny too that you insinuate I'm a manipulator, when you yourself have clearly demonstrated that that's exactly what you are. Kinda sad really.

    Well, I'm going to be having the week of my life with my new husband, and I cannot wait. We're gonna be going horseback riding, which I definitely am looking forward to, can't wait to teach 1337 to ride, or about hoof care. Gonna spend a couple nights camping too, which is gonna be fun. Just hope I'm not too sick, since well.. I have been a bit under the weather with the pregnancy, and just my overall health. Been stressing out getting everything prepared, but meh… it's definitely gonna be worth it. Glad I've had a few friend's help me get shit figured out.

    You are a fucking retard. You do realize that taking LSD while pregnant leads to birth defects? What is WRONG with you, you fucking awful person? You are legitimate human trash.
  6. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by NARCassist 'scarlatina' ??





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    Yep. A very rare disease only developing in Latino males 35-50 that causes rage, extreme motivation and the urge to snort and sell massive quantities of cocaine. It may also lead to the purchasing of several high sports cars.
  7. No way they use ergotamine to induce child labor so how can it be toxic?.

    Figure it out.

    Originally posted by RestStop Yep. A very rare disease only developing in Latino males 35-50 that causes rage, extreme motivation and the urge to snort and sell massive quantities of cocaine. It may also lead to the purchasing of several high sports cars.

    I forgot to cross one off then

    https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/reasons-admission-insane-asylum-1800s/
  8. Originally posted by Malice There is no fucking way in hell I don't have Asperger's. I did an enormous amount of introspection/reflection, aided by my unusual long-term memory,…

    Lanny, do you remember that time I made a thread about an old thread you had made about a porn video? It was two girls in their late teens/early 20s fooling around a bit in a dressing room. You edited it to say "Voyeurism is a sin", but fortunately there was either a cached or archived version available. I think I was trying to provide evidence that you were lying about being a girl. You're excuse was just that you "thought it was kind of sweet". There was also that time I was attempting to make the case that you were a pedophile, but that was just trolling.

    Hey, imagine how good of a detective I would be. I was the first to independently discover that Sophie was psychomantis, which he denied until he was no longer able to weasel out of it. Literally read every single post of his on Long Live Zoklet. Great memory, heightened senses, obsession, divergent thinking, pattern recognition etc. Sherlock Holmes is actually referred to as a model of a fictional character who may be on the spectrum. Of course IRL it isn't anywhere near as fun and shit just gets old.

    …and it's simply un-fucking-deniable.

    I do all that stuff too though and I don't autism. Inb4 obvious jokes.

    Also holy fuck lmao, I remember posting Lanny's porn threads that he edited back on Zoklet too. "Voyourism is a sin" holy fuck I remember all of that hahahaha.
  9. Autism is a fake disease, no actual proof it exists it's just HURP DERP TAKE YOUR FUNNY PILLS
  10. I slept in today, only woke up at 2 pm and I feel really lethargic right now. I hate this feeling.
  11. RisiR † 29 Autism
    My brain can't read all the posts anymore. I'm retarded.
  12. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I think I'll get drunk.
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  13. Fuck the suns up and I'm still awake.
  14. Originally posted by Something Squirrel Fuck the suns up and I'm still awake.

    worst feeling
  15. Originally posted by Enter worst feeling

    No, the worst feeling is that^ + having to be at work
  16. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    YNWA
  17. RestStop Space Nigga
    Lit :

  18. RestStop Space Nigga
    Seems like something Malice would enjoy/relate to :

  19. NWA neighbors with appetizers
  20. RestStop Space Nigga
    The US Marshall service is down here busting niggaz left and right. LOL these niggaz ain't even gang.

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