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The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-03-09 at 1:09 PM UTC
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2018-03-09 at 1:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by Enter ive never had Crouton. wait r u saying all that shits legal in america? or just easier to get? wats Crouton do?
Yea it's all legal, or at least quasi legal. You can get Crouton in headshops but you don't want that kind because it's much cheaper and higher quality online. RCs are obviously on the internet but technically not illegal as long as you don't plan to consume them.
Crouton is kind of like a mild opiate. To me it feels pretty similar to popping like 20 mg hydrocodone and downing with a cup of strong coffee. -
2018-03-09 at 2:23 PM UTCI wish I had five fucking etiozlams or right niw
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2018-03-09 at 2:30 PM UTCdamn actor chill
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2018-03-09 at 2:31 PM UTCIM THE BABY AND YA GOTTA LOVE MEEEEEEE
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2018-03-09 at 2:59 PM UTC
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2018-03-09 at 3:01 PM UTC
Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick /vide
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2R_WJe1w5RQ
Actor, watch something more positive:
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2018-03-09 at 3:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jeremus
Because you are squandering yourself in the pursuit of a lifestyle that our shitty community drilled into you as being the "right way" to be. Except the burnouts here are usually adult burnouts who can sustain themselves. You are a kid. If you crash now, you will never be able to survive the real world, honey. And that car's cruising on Titatic Blvd.
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2018-03-09 at 7:03 PM UTCIt’s interesting how realistically dreams can recreate sensations. Not having smoked weed before bed and being close to waking likely increased this effect.
In the dream I was able to give myself a blowjob. At first it felt much more like sucking a cock than getting blown, which is what people generally report, but since I wasn’t limited by my flexibility I was able to hook my arms behind my legs and start thrusting into my mouth and it felt pretty good, a lot more like what getting a blowjob feels like. It really felt like my cock was getting stimulated by a mouth and tongue despite never actually having experienced that. I came into my own mouth and could feel my cock pulsing while having an orgasm and my mouth getting cum shot into it.
I woke up afterward and the first thing I did was check whether I’d had a wet dream. I thought I hadn’t, but later realized I did. Dangit. -
2018-03-09 at 7:08 PM UTCthought i'd treat myself to a little piece of white seeing as i not had a good pipe in about 4 months now.
that was really nice tasting crack an all.
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2018-03-09 at 7:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice It’s interesting how realistically dreams can recreate sensations. Not having smoked weed before bed and being close to waking likely increased this effect.
In the dream I was able to give myself a blowjob. At first it felt much more like sucking a cock than getting blown, which is what people generally report, but since I wasn’t limited by my flexibility I was able to hook my arms behind my legs and start thrusting into my mouth and it felt pretty good, a lot more like what getting a blowjob feels like. It really felt like my cock was getting stimulated by a mouth and tongue despite never actually having experienced that. I came into my own mouth and could feel my cock pulsing while having an orgasm and my mouth getting cum shot into it.
I woke up afterward and the first thing I did was check whether I’d had a wet dream. I thought I hadn’t, but later realized I did. Dangit.
Now get a college girl to do that. -
2018-03-09 at 7:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice It’s interesting how realistically dreams can recreate sensations. Not having smoked weed before bed and being close to waking likely increased this effect.
In the dream I was able to give myself a blowjob. At first it felt much more like sucking a cock than getting blown, which is what people generally report, but since I wasn’t limited by my flexibility I was able to hook my arms behind my legs and start thrusting into my mouth and it felt pretty good, a lot more like what getting a blowjob feels like. It really felt like my cock was getting stimulated by a mouth and tongue despite never actually having experienced that. I came into my own mouth and could feel my cock pulsing while having an orgasm and my mouth getting cum shot into it.
I woke up afterward and the first thing I did was check whether I’d had a wet dream. I thought I hadn’t, but later realized I did. Dangit.
How do you know what it feels like, I thought you’ve never had real sexual contact with someone before.
Edit: Just realized I missed the part where you said you’ve never got one before. Carry on -
2018-03-09 at 7:54 PM UTCRrrrrrrggghhh, I’m cutting down on pot due to negative effects and because I feel I’ve recovered from PTSD enough and I’m so fucking angry. I wish I had some benzos.
It’s too fucking hot and I had to wait outside in a line before I could get into the Social Security office. I’m so ancap just stepping foot into a federal building makes me rage. This must be how Timothy McVeigh felt.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-09 at 9:29 PM UTC
Originally posted by Enter Not as funny now that he's dead, but still a classic:
One day I want to play DDR with someone and just before it's my turn say, "Let me show you my secret technique.", then pull out a vial of coke and snort a line.
"Goddamn, I said god.damn!"
I actually really enjoy dancing, but I'm so fucking uncoordinated due to the 'tism.
I also want to memorize the Sagiri dance from Eromanga's OP, Platinum Disco from Monogatari, and maybe Hare Hare Yukai from Haruhi. -
2018-03-09 at 9:31 PM UTCTHE THREAD TITLE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE A PERIOD DAMMIT
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
