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  1. Originally posted by RisiR † Did you ever have a snake inside your house?

    I used to know this girl who lived in a house with snakes coming out of the walls.
  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I used to know this girl who lived in a house with snakes coming out of the walls.

    Really?
  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Eh
  4. Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I used to know this girl who lived in a house with snakes coming out of the walls.

    It was probably just the meth
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  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I used to know this girl who lived in a house with snakes coming out of the walls.

    I just remembered that there's a snake scenario in Face Your Fears, a virtual reality game. That game is scary as fuck, I played it last year on the Gear VR I had using a Note 5.

    I would love to see you play it and record it.
  6. Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Really?

    Yeah I think she used to post here. I heard that snakes would chase rats through the rafters at night.
  7. Originally posted by Malice I just remembered that there's a snake scenario in Face Your Fears, a virtual reality game. That game is scary as fuck, I played it last year on the Gear VR I had using a Note 5.

    I would love to see you play it and record it.

    I'd have to be on drugs or drunk to do that. Snakes seriously terrify me. When I was a kid I was helping my grandpa chop wood in the backyard for their fireplace and he threw a rubber snake in the grass near me as a joke and yelled "watch out!" I turned and saw it and screamed and started chopping at it with the axe I was holding and didn't stop until it was in pieces while the fucker laughed at me.
  8. Originally posted by Malice I just remembered that there's a snake scenario in Face Your Fears, a virtual reality game. That game is scary as fuck, I played it last year on the Gear VR I had using a Note 5.

    I would love to see you play it and record it.

    Holy fuck, didn't know about this game. Getting it now.
  9. I just tried to watch that shit on YouTube and had to stop the video before I had an anxiety attack.
  10. wtf it's not for vive, but apparently there's a thing you can play it on called revive or some shit?
  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I just tried to watch that shit on YouTube and had to stop the video before I had an anxiety attack.

    Normally I'm extremely cold and unemotional, but this game genuinely terrified me. I never played the last scenario because I was too afraid.

    Originally posted by Enter wtf it's not for vive, but apparently there's a thing you can play it on called revive or some shit?

    Take a video of you playing it, we won't be able to see your face with the headset on.
  12. getting this revive thing first



    Ugh, I should really be studying. Okay, I'll study for 4 hours and then tonight I'll play this game.
  13. Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I'd have to be on drugs or drunk to do that. Snakes seriously terrify me. When I was a kid I was helping my grandpa chop wood in the backyard for their fireplace and he threw a rubber snake in the grass near me as a joke and yelled "watch out!" I turned and saw it and screamed and started chopping at it with the axe I was holding and didn't stop until it was in pieces while the fucker laughed at me.

    When I was living with this kunt i had a snake crawl right over my foot as I was getting the laundry. It was horrifying
  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Enter getting this revive thing first

    Ugh, I should really be studying. Okay, I'll study for 4 hours and then tonight I'll play this game.

    What are you studying for?
  15. RestStop Space Nigga
    Animal attacks would never happen to me indoors. My house is booby trapped so heavily the "collector" would be envious.
  16. Originally posted by Lanny What are you studying for?

    Genetic engineering. Soon I shall make a monkey with three anuses!
  17. RestStop Space Nigga
    I love her tho :



    How a nigga live.
  18. Lanny Bird of Courage
    When you're bored everything sucks. When you have too much shit to do everything sucks. There is no middle ground. Life fucking blows that way.
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  19. The thought of having to put up with 57 more years of this shit is fucking terrifying
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  20. Lol, me and Lanny made "fuck life" posts within one minute of each other

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