The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-02-27 at 1:44 AM UTC

   #2361
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
2. 2018-02-27 at 1:56 AM UTC

   #2362
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I just realized Cypher from The Matrix is Ralph from The Sopranos!
3. 2018-02-27 at 2:16 AM UTC

   #2363
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter People kill them with newspapers, but I don't kill spiders, I take them outside.

   
   I don't mind spiders at all, they tend to kill all the other annoying bugs. I'm terrified of snakes though, even pussy ones like garter snakes will send me running like a girl.
4. 2018-02-27 at 2:32 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Enter Reminds me of the crocs we have here. As their name implies, saltwater crocs are found in saltwater. But they also live in freshwater, which is not what their name implies. Which just goes to show that they cannot be trusted.

   
   that's a croc of shit
   
   
   
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5. 2018-02-27 at 2:38 AM UTC

   #2365
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist that's a croc of shit
   
   
   
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   It's true.
6. 2018-02-27 at 2:46 AM UTC

   #2366
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I try not to kill "good" bugs when possible. For some reason the same ladybug has been getting into my place every night, idk where it comes in but it's definitely the same one, same markings and coloration. I always pick it up and take it outside, a little further every time. Maybe he wants to be my lovebug. Same with spiders, they keep the faggot bugs away so I try to just toss them rather than killing them.
7. 2018-02-27 at 2:54 AM UTC

   #2367
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jeremus I try not to kill "good" bugs when possible. For some reason the same ladybug has been getting into my place every night

   
   LMAO she thinks you've got aphids in your room.
8. 2018-02-27 at 2:59 AM UTC

   #2368
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Issue313 LMAO she thinks you've got aphids in your room.

   
   Muist be all the aphids twin songs I play
9. 2018-02-27 at 2:59 AM UTC

   #2369
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   kill me
10. 2018-02-27 at 9:35 AM UTC

    #2370
    Addisilliams Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Lanny Really, how could pimping out sex dolls be illegal?
    
    Automation is coming for the oldest profession, bitches!

    
    Sex dolls are legal.
11. 2018-02-27 at 9:38 AM UTC

    #2371
    Addisilliams Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Enter I saw a doco once about sex dolls, with these feminist bitches saying how they were against them, lmao. Really all they want is attention from males.

    
    It is a wise choice!
    Sex dolls can offer many benefits to your sexual life. You can look at this silicone sex doll.The skin is purely natural and feels silky. Beautiful faces are carved by experienced sculptors. Her highly compacted and rounded breast with a slightly pink areola nipple will surely give you an unforgettable experience you've never had before. Body joints are made of state-of-the-art, man-made composite metal to ensure that the limbs are free to stretch and create a wide range of sexual poses.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man, 
    • Lanny
12. 2018-02-27 at 9:40 AM UTC

    #2372
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Addisilliams It is a wise choice!
    Sex dolls can offer many benefits to your sexual life. You can look at this silicone sex doll.The skin is purely natural and feels silky. Beautiful faces are carved by experienced sculptors. Her highly compacted and rounded breast with a slightly pink areola nipple will surely give you an unforgettable experience you've never had before. Body joints are made of state-of-the-art, man-made composite metal to ensure that the limbs are free to stretch and create a wide range of sexual poses.

    
    I've heard the skin feels cold though, like a corpse? Is this true?
13. 2018-02-27 at 9:47 AM UTC

    #2373
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Addisilliams Sex dolls are legal.

    
    so are women, what's your point?
    
    
    
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14. 2018-02-27 at 9:54 AM UTC

    #2374
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist so are women, what's your point?
    
    
    
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    women don't want to have sex with me tho
15. 2018-02-27 at 10:08 AM UTC

    #2375
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol, that's some fantastic targeted marketing
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man, 
    • Lanny
16. 2018-02-27 at 10:11 AM UTC

    #2376
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra lol, that's some fantastic targeted marketing

    
    Targeting the most depraved losers on the most depraved forum on the internet!
17. 2018-02-27 at 10:12 AM UTC

    #2377
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    eh, it's probably just §m£ÂgØL trying to be funny
18. 2018-02-27 at 10:14 AM UTC

    #2378
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    oh wow they have steel skeletons, I legit want to see one get melted down but $1200 is a bit steep for that
19. 2018-02-27 at 10:42 AM UTC

    #2379
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I might buy one. Is this legit?
    
    I'm KIDDING
20. 2018-02-27 at 11:09 AM UTC

    #2380
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I might buy one. Is this legit?
    
    I'm KIDDING

    
    Hahahaha what a story, LSD.
    
    So anyway, how's your sex life?