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  1. Originally posted by Malice Honestly §m£ÂgØL, actual serial killers have received quite a number of female fans in prison. Richard Ramirez actually got married to one while in there. I'm thinking about telling people my name is Richard in certain situations and if pressed telling them my last name is Ramirez so that I can witness the reactions of anyone who recognizes the reference I've made.

    People tend to act quite a bit different IRL than they do here, particularly once you've gotten to know them.

    *pinches cheek* Fucking little twink. Poof. Fairy. Pastry filled with rainbow cream filling.

    Purely by virtue of the fact that there are like 3.7 billion females on this planet (160 million of which are in the US), it is impossibly unlikely that any individual (including serial murderers) has absolutely zero people attracted to them. If you're a national story, it is likely you can reach many of those few people attracted to you. On the flip side, these people are impossibly rare in the context of the general population. As such, the probability that you will happen upon them as a chance encounter is exceedingly low.

    Tl;dr: she wasn't attracted to you, faggot.
  2. Originally posted by Malice Honestly §m£ÂgØL, actual serial killers have received quite a number of female fans in prison. Richard Ramirez actually got married to one while in there. I'm thinking about telling people my name is Richard in certain situations and if pressed telling them my last name is Ramirez so that I can witness the reactions of anyone who recognizes the reference I've made.

    People tend to act quite a bit different IRL than they do here, particularly once you've gotten to know them.

    *pinches cheek* Fucking little twink. Poof. Fairy. Pastry filled with rainbow cream filling.

    So did Ted Bundy. He received hundreds of love letters in prison a day. I can see where they're coming from, too. I've always been attracted to serial killers.
  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jeremus Tl;dr: she wasn't attracted to you, faggot.

    You weren't there, man, you didn't get all the details. I suppose it's possible that she just wanted to extend an offer of strong friendship and I can't relate to that due to being so unemotional in many ways and autistic. That would be great if it was the case, being viewed completely non-romantically or sexually.

    Regardless, there have been many others that demonstrated overt interest. You simply assume.
  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Jeremus

    A few weeks ago I found some text file I started as a trip log from like a year prior. One of the entries was "part of growing up is not listening to homework edits anymore", I have no idea what I was trying to say with that.
  5. RestStop Space Nigga
    Well I mean to be fair there are several females in which I want to spend time with but definitely don't want to date or fuck. It's not that they are necessarily unattractive or have any huge internal flaws either but one in particular for instance has a lot of family drama that I simply just don't need any part of.

    I really don't feel the need to clearly point out that I don't want to be with them because well if they haven't figured out I don't want to be their boyfriend after being friends with them for a few years and haven't "made a move" well they never will I guess. What I'm really saying is someone of the opposite sex can have a valid interest in seeing/spending time with you and honestly wanting nothing else further than that. It's a case by case basis I guess. How a nigga live.
  6. Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Glad to hear youre doing better

    Thanks, I'm getting there. Finally on a tricyclic antidepressant now and no more SSRI/SNRI bullshit. I see my doctor in two days and I think once I get a slightly higher dose of the antidepressant and swap out the Seroquel I'm currently taking at night for an actual mood stabilizer I will feel even better. Managed to get off the Phenibut train too which is good because I was up to like 5 grams a day and not really getting any benefit from it anymore.
  7. Originally posted by Malice Honestly §m£ÂgØL, actual serial killers have received quite a number of female fans in prison. Richard Ramirez actually got married to one while in there. I'm thinking about telling people my name is Richard in certain situations and if pressed telling them my last name is Ramirez so that I can witness the reactions of anyone who recognizes the reference I've made.

    People tend to act quite a bit different IRL than they do here, particularly once you've gotten to know them.

    *pinches cheek* Fucking little twink. Poof. Fairy. Pastry filled with rainbow cream filling.

    I don't know how to respond to this
  8. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i tink what you where tryin to say was that

    Originally posted by Lanny A few weeks ago I found some text file I started as a trip log from like a year prior. One of the entries was "part of growing up is not listening to homework edits anymore", I have no idea what I was trying to say with that.

    omg its like you were second guessing urself and changing your work becuz of it!???

    --

    can someone tell me how you would say the the opposite of 'harshing your melllow' ?
  9. Originally posted by Malice I'm more blunderful than Enter's persona and the stories he invents.

    Honk? Are you saying I lie about my interactions with women?
  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop Well I mean to be fair there are several females in which I want to spend time with but definitely don't want to date or fuck. It's not that they are necessarily unattractive or have any huge internal flaws either but one in particular for instance has a lot of family drama that I simply just don't need any part of.

    I really don't feel the need to clearly point out that I don't want to be with them because well if they haven't figured out I don't want to be their boyfriend after being friends with them for a few years and haven't "made a move" well they never will I guess. What I'm really saying is someone of the opposite sex can have a valid interest in seeing/spending time with you and honestly wanting nothing else further than that. It's a case by case basis I guess. How a nigga live.

  11. even if you do get a compatible girlfriend, then you have to meet and get along with her fucking family. women are always into family shit, and expect you to do shit with them. i just want the pussy, not a whole other FUCKING FAMILY
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  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter even if you do get a compatible girlfriend, then you have to meet and get along with her fucking family. women are always into family shit, and expect you to do shit with them. i just want the pussy, not a whole other FUCKING FAMILY

  13. Originally posted by Malice Honestly §m£ÂgØL, actual serial killers have received quite a number of female fans in prison. Richard Ramirez actually got married to one while in there. I'm thinking about telling people my name is Richard in certain situations and if pressed telling them my last name is Ramirez so that I can witness the reactions of anyone who recognizes the reference I've made.

    I read a book while I was in the hospital called The Hot House about Leavenworth prison and there was a convicted murdered and bank robber who had multiple women visiting him while he was in prison, none of which knew him prior to his prison life, and two of the women accidentally ran into each other at the prison because they were trying to visit him on the same day and they got in a fight with each other over it. He ended up marrying one of them despite the fact he was serving a life sentence with no possibility of conjugal visits.
  14. Originally posted by Enter even if you do get a compatible girlfriend, then you have to meet and get along with her fucking family. women are always into family shit, and expect you to do shit with them. i just want the pussy, not a whole other FUCKING FAMILY

    You just have to find you one of dem damaged girls
  15. RestStop Space Nigga
    Gotta admit that is a fly ass GIF WE SMOOTH.
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  16. I really want an update on the 1337 marriage. §m£ÂgØL?
  17. Originally posted by Lanny A few weeks ago I found some text file I started as a trip log from like a year prior. One of the entries was "part of growing up is not listening to homework edits anymore", I have no idea what I was trying to say with that.

    You were unintentionally leaving a warning to your future self on categorically rejecting things rather than judging them on a case by case basis.
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter I really want an update on the 1337 marriage. §m£ÂgØL?

    It's all fake ass news.
  19. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i will ask again whati s the opposite of harshing my mello

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