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  1. RestStop Space Nigga
    Mellowing the harsh?
  2. Addisilliams Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Malice Of course, because they generally increase their spending when their income rises. My interests and lifestyle are nothing like that of most people. I hate cars, I’m not interested in home ownership, will never have children and I’m against marriage and would never let anyone who can’t make their own way in life leech off me.

    Sex doll is not just a sex toy, she can also act as your heart miss, is your spiritual sustenance. Two people sleep better than one alone in bed. When you hug her in your arms, you are no longer lonely. You will tell her all the truth to her, she is the best listener and dear friend.
    There is a lifelike sex doll in the bedroom to warm your heart, leaving you no longer lonely.
    The sex doll waiting for you at https://www.xosexdoll.com.
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  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Weird.

    And kind of amusing that they would quote that post. They really know who their customers are likely to be.
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  4. Originally posted by Malice Weird.

    And kind of amusing that they would quote that post. They really know who their customers are likely to be.

    Hahahahaha true.

    They have a point though. Ever seen Lars and the Real Doll? It's not just for sex.

    And look at it from an alien eye. Is being in a relationship with a woman because you don't want to be alone REALLY as weird as being in a relationship with a sex doll? It's just society saying it's weird.

    Brothel says sex dolls are now more popular than real women
    AN Austrian brothel has spent nearly $10,000 on a second sex doll after the first one attracted more business than real sex workers.

    http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/brothel-says-sex-dolls-are-now-more-popular-than-real-women/news-story/b6e4d56536beeb0f0f9063fd03e59775

    I wondered why this was until I actually saw the doll.

    Bye-bye, women! :) BYE-BYE.
  5. Lanny Bird of Courage
    lol, damn, that actually seems like pretty impressive semantic analysis. Ima leave it active for a little bit to see what else it picks out.

    If spam bots can detect misogamy and target sex robot ads then skynet might be closer than I thought
  6. Is it actually a bot though? They edited the post since it originally used html for the link.
  7. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I wonder what the legality of opening a robot-brothel would be?
  8. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Enter Is it actually a bot though? They edited the post since it originally used html for the link.

    Oh, I didn't see the edit.

    Fuck, I hope it's a bot, can you imagine what a sorry sack of shit your life would be if reading fucken niggers in space looking for people to sell sex robots to was your job?
  9. Sex dolls don't fart.
  10. If I don't get laid by age 30, I'm going to buy a sex doll.

    REMIND ME 4 years.
  11. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Really, how could pimping out sex dolls be illegal?

    Automation is coming for the oldest profession, bitches!
  12. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Lanny I wonder what the legality of opening a robot-brothel would be?

    lets go half on one , we will save money this way but have them design it with a doublesided head and two tits and pusseyes
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  13. I saw a doco once about sex dolls, with these feminist bitches saying how they were against them, lmao. Really all they want is attention from males.
  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    pusseyes, that's got to be someone's fetish
  15. The second sex robots gain anything anything close to full locomotion and realistic orifices, they will completely disrupt the current sex industry.

    You don't need to worry about the way they look, and overcoming the uncanny valley IMO. My prediction is that the robot sex industry will be populated by very basic (almost "blank slate") robots that will only be decorated enough that people feel more like they're fucking a doll than a robot (i.e. they'll try to disguise all the "mechanical" aspects.) This will be coupled with discrete AR markers or infrared beacons and a comfortable (I'm talking, you'll barely even know it's there) AR headset like the MS Hololens that will make the fuckbot look like anything or anyone you want, and in standardized lighting setups. The investment will be in the bot itself + the computers needed to run your sexbot AR.

    It will create a cottage industry for porn asset creation, I basically guaranteed the Uncanny Valley problem will be all but surmounted, because you can pour all the computing power of a modern GPU into rendering ONE model. They will probably also employ some preset lighting setups that will allow things like raytracing so we can get turbo realistic. All of this is not new tech, all we're waiting on is a robot that can move realistically and autonomously without ripping your dick off.
  16. Originally posted by Jeremus You don't need to worry about the way they look, and overcoming the uncanny valley IMO.

    just fuck it doggy style
  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I'm actually considering how much work this would be to set up. The VR would definitely be a nice touch but like you said, HMDs aren't there today. 10k per robot is not an insane startup cost around here at all. Even just as a stupid novelty, I bet there's a huge market in dudes who either can't or are too embarrassed to or too afraid to engage a real prostitute who would go for an above the board robo-brothel. Boys night out turns into lets-go-fuck-robots "as a joke" times a few hundred thousand residents. I don't know dude, I'm not sure how this isn't a thing yet.
  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I'd fuck a robo-loli, just saying. Save the children invest in robo-lolis today.
  19. Originally posted by Sophie I'd fuck a robo-loli, just saying. Save the children invest in robo-lolis today.

    Are you a pedo or something?
  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Enter Are you a pedo or something?

    No, i just vaguely resemble one.
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