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  1. Originally posted by Malice Mmm, mmm, mmm, I love long island iced tea. 17% ain't bad either.

    That's the only mixed drink I used to bother with when I was still drinking, it's just a bunch of different alcohol mixed up in a glass more or less.

    Almost three weeks sober now and definitely miss the taste of whiskey. Been trying to compensate with Lapsang Souchong which is smoked tea.
  2. Originally posted by Sophie I know… Still my problems seem pretty insignificant compared to what some other people are going through.

    Yeah, at least you don't have HIV.
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  3. Hurricanes are delicious drinks. I always buy everyone a round of hurricanes whenever we stagger across one specific bar near me.
  4. Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Yeah, at least you don't have HIV.

    Conversely, he does have the mental illness of pedophilia so there's that.
  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    The nice thing about alcohol is that once I'm drunk I no longer care about the risks and consequences of alcohol abuse.
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  6. RestStop Space Nigga
    Finna cop some frozen water tomorrow. Damn. I'm almost regretting it already.
  7. Originally posted by Jeremus Conversely, he does have the mental illness of pedophilia so there's that.

    Yeah, but at least his illness won't leave him riddled with disease while facing an early death.
  8. Originally posted by RestStop Finna cop some frozen water tomorrow. Damn. I'm almost regretting it already.

    Blow a couple points for me while you're at it.
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  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Jeremus Conversely, he does have the mental illness of pedophilia so there's that.

    Diagnosis: Terminal pedophilia. Prognosis: Death by complications of being lynched.
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH What I really mean is long-term partner. I want that for myself again for the positives (built in friend to chill with all the time) but I've seen pretty much every pitfall of commitment and I'm not looking to see which other pitfalls there can be at this time. Talking about having to dread coming home and having to deal with the logic of a child when you're with an adult. And just having off days and being annoyed with someone you're stuck with and being unable to get away. People would argue "well you need to pick better" but I've been going thru life just giving it a shot with the girls that be choosing me that most closely fit what I want. And I know I'm just some good pussy away from negative events happening in my life. I'm pretty fucking stable right now and I'm a good partner on paper. I know I just get annoyed with women but never break it off and turn into a horrible partner.. cause I love pussy and suck at chasing it. I have a lot of love to give but I want to give it on my own impossible terms.

    What are the main things you dislike about women? I'm curious because I have almost no actual IRL experience. There was actually a fat assed blonde white girl who I had as a case manager while I was abusing transitional housing (A 1 bedroom apartment in Berkeley about a 10 minute walk from the Ashby BART station for only $166 a month + an average of about $20 for utilities!) who ended up developing feelings for me, which I completely blew off. Goddamn I was autistic, but I was actually able to determine from the very first meeting what kind of person she was. Incredibly stupid girl in many ways, with abhorrent qualities. Showed certain strong forms of feminine cognitive-emotional behavior which I absolutely despise. It also really demonstrated how incredibly autistic I act when I have no experience with a certain situation and haven't yet refined my social algorithms. I'm more blunderful than Enter's persona and the stories he invents.
  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH LMAO men aren't really any better than women man.

    In many ways, this may be true. Men are far more likely to engage in the most extreme and barbaric behaviors. At least an immense fraction of our behavior didn't stem from general child rearing, though.
  12. Originally posted by Malice What are the main things you dislike about women? I'm curious because I have almost no actual IRL experience. There was actually a fat assed blonde white girl who I had as a case manager while I was abusing transitional housing (A 1 bedroom apartment in Berkeley about a 10 minute walk from the Ashby BART station for only $166 a month + an average of about $20 for utilities!) who ended up developing feelings for me, which I completely blew off. Goddamn I was autistic, but I was actually able to determine from the very first meeting what kind of person she was. Incredibly stupid girl in many ways, with abhorrent qualities. Showed certain strong forms of feminine cognitive-emotional behavior which I absolutely despise. It also really demonstrated how incredibly autistic I act when I have no experience with a certain situation and haven't yet refined my social algorithms. I'm more blunderful than Enter's persona and the stories he invents.

    I bet you mistook kindness for attraction lol

    Nothing about your personality or demeanor is endearing
  13. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Blow a couple points for me while you're at it.

    Most assuredly my good man. Most assuredly.
  14. Originally posted by Sophie Diagnosis: Terminal pedophilia. Prognosis: Death by complications of being lynched.

    Let's conduct a test of your reasoning skills: do you know how one could say your pedophilia is a mental illness?
  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Eventually I adjusted to her presence and was able to maintain hour long conversations. I wouldn't exactly say she was dumb, just profoundly affected by powerful cognitive biases and emotions. It was unbearable and I knew to not even bother. It was not mistaken kindness. Hmm, then again, maybe it could have been. Well, I really don't care anymore.

    *holds liquor bottle like a baby, rubbing cheek against it and kissing it*

    I love you alcohol, I'm sorry I never denigrated you.
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice What are the main things you dislike about women? I'm curious because I have almost no actual IRL experience. There was actually a fat assed blonde white girl who I had as a case manager while I was abusing transitional housing (A 1 bedroom apartment in Berkeley about a 10 minute walk from the Ashby BART station for only $166 a month + an average of about $20 for utilities!) who ended up developing feelings for me, which I completely blew off. Goddamn I was autistic, but I was actually able to determine from the very first meeting what kind of person she was. Incredibly stupid girl in many ways, with abhorrent qualities. Showed certain strong forms of feminine cognitive-emotional behavior which I absolutely despise. It also really demonstrated how incredibly autistic I act when I have no experience with a certain situation and haven't yet refined my social algorithms. I'm more blunderful than Enter's persona and the stories he invents.

    I haven't been with every type of woman there is. And I think women and men can have different flavors of the same annoying personality junk. The thing for me is being in a longterm relationship & setting boundaries/managing expectations.. on top of & after the obvious battle to find someone who is really down for you, shares similar long term goals, is attractive to you, etc.

    Things some kinds of women can do: Complain a lot, but not be looking for advice. Say one thing but mean another. Pout/give silent treatment. Be high maintenance. Have unrealistic expectations. Be messy and hoard useless junk. Get heavier as the relationship goes on. Passion just goes away on both ends. Having periods/being emotional/overreacting to things. Making stupid decisions, financial or otherwise. Getting more BORING as time goes on. Nagging about things. Making you depressed. Etc.
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Honestly §m£ÂgØL, actual serial killers have received quite a number of female fans in prison. Richard Ramirez actually got married to one while in there. I'm thinking about telling people my name is Richard in certain situations and if pressed telling them my last name is Ramirez so that I can witness the reactions of anyone who recognizes the reference I've made.

    People tend to act quite a bit different IRL than they do here, particularly once you've gotten to know them.

    *pinches cheek* Fucking little twink. Poof. Fairy. Pastry filled with rainbow cream filling.
  18. RestStop Space Nigga
    I know what genre capture the crown is...not really sure what you would call this though but I like it :

  19. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix That's the only mixed drink I used to bother with when I was still drinking, it's just a bunch of different alcohol mixed up in a glass more or less.

    Almost three weeks sober now and definitely miss the taste of whiskey. Been trying to compensate with Lapsang Souchong which is smoked tea.

    Glad to hear youre doing better
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  20. >it's a NIS user proposes to a prostitute even though everyone tells him its a bad idea, and then the prostitute gets AIDS episode.

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