The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-02-24 at 2:43 AM UTC

   #1981
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hey 1337, we warned ya. Didn't we warn ya?
   
   Fuckin' cuck!
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Grimace, 
   • NARCassist
2. 2018-02-24 at 2:44 AM UTC

   #1982
   RestStop Space Nigga
   You guys are so mean.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Grimace
3. 2018-02-24 at 2:46 AM UTC

   #1983
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist no i'm good. i guess you'll be needing to get tested now tho huh?
   
   
   
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   I've already been tested and I'm clean, I'm pretty sure she wasn't fucking randoms until after we were together anyways. Whole reason I got tested in the first place is because I'm only like 90% sure of that.
4. 2018-02-24 at 2:47 AM UTC

   #1984
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I've already been tested and I'm clean, I'm pretty sure she wasn't fucking randoms until after we were together anyways. Whole reason I got tested in the first place is because I'm only like 90% sure of that.

   
   wait, you fucked hydro?
5. 2018-02-24 at 2:51 AM UTC

   #1985
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I've already been tested and I'm clean, I'm pretty sure she wasn't fucking randoms until after we were together anyways. Whole reason I got tested in the first place is because I'm only like 90% sure of that.

   
   How long after being woth her were you tested? 4 weeks is the earliest you can get a relible result, and they still like to retest after that to be sure.
   
   Get tested. UwU
6. 2018-02-24 at 2:53 AM UTC

   #1986
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   holy fuck I love living by myself. I really need to get my own place asap, fuck if I have to pay rent. I'm so much happier. This is like when I was in fiji and I was by myself.
   
   I LOVE SOLITUDE.
7. 2018-02-24 at 3:02 AM UTC

   #1987
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS How long after being woth her were you tested? 4 weeks is the earliest you can get a relible result, and they still like to retest after that to be sure.
   
   Get tested. UwU

   
   It was like three months later.
8. 2018-02-24 at 3:04 AM UTC

   #1988
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix It was like three months later.

   
   helloooooo? did you fuck hydro? deets.
9. 2018-02-24 at 3:04 AM UTC

   #1989
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter helloooooo? did you fuck hydro? deets.

   
   dude they dated and shit, there were a bunch of threads about it
10. 2018-02-24 at 3:05 AM UTC

    #1990
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter you didn't tell them that stuff wasn't yours?

    
    My friend answered the door and he was too stoned to pay attention. We noticed immediately after putting it down and then spent some short time inspecting, and the driver was gone by the time we went outside.
11. 2018-02-24 at 3:06 AM UTC

    #1991
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Enter holy fuck I love living by myself. I really need to get my own place asap, fuck if I have to pay rent. I'm so much happier. This is like when I was in fiji and I was by myself.
    
    I LOVE SOLITUDE.

    
    Why not move to Fiji? I can't imagine many places on earth being more expensive than Australia.
12. 2018-02-24 at 3:06 AM UTC

    #1992
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I tested myself in summer of last year, like a whole year and a half after last seeing hydro.
13. 2018-02-24 at 3:07 AM UTC

    #1993
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Pretty sure i said that already
14. 2018-02-24 at 3:07 AM UTC

    #1994
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I haven't been tested in several years. Fuck.
15. 2018-02-24 at 3:08 AM UTC

    #1995
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic dude they dated and shit, there were a bunch of threads about it

    
    lol so who else has hydro fucked from this board? fucking whore.
    
    enjoy your aids, bitch!
16. 2018-02-24 at 3:09 AM UTC

    #1996
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop Why not move to Fiji? I can't imagine many places on earth being more expensive than Australia.

    
    it's a shithole. good for holiday, not for rest of life.
17. 2018-02-24 at 3:09 AM UTC

    #1997
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    what's the test like? do they stick a swab down your dick hole?
18. 2018-02-24 at 3:14 AM UTC

    #1998
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter what's the test like? do they stick a swab down your dick hole?

    
    Yes
19. 2018-02-24 at 3:16 AM UTC

    #1999
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Yes

    
    Do you have to get hard first? Can a woman do it or does it have to be a guy?
20. 2018-02-24 at 3:17 AM UTC

    #2000
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    this post has been CLASSIFIED!