The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-02-22 at 2:20 AM UTC

   #1701
   Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
   Bipolar disorder is the new autism. All the cool kids have it.
2. 2018-02-22 at 2:25 AM UTC

   #1702
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]

   Originally posted by Lanny I'm afraid I won't recognize your rights over the penis in question until you can prove this unholy union is taking place

   
   Well, in a few weeks, we will. Don't know how else you want to be "proved", but whatever... 1337 knows damn well I am co-owner of his penis, and I doubt he will argue since he does enjoy all the effort I put into... Keeping it happy.
3. 2018-02-22 at 2:26 AM UTC

   #1703
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   nope, until this evidence comes forth I'm afraid I'm going to need daily snapshots of the penis engaged in clydesdalesque precumming
4. 2018-02-22 at 2:26 AM UTC

   #1704
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]

   Originally posted by NARCassist actually she also a bipolar bear, so looks like we'll have summing in common.
   
   
   
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   Yeah... Only the cool kids and best fucks have it.
5. 2018-02-22 at 2:28 AM UTC

   #1705
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by hydromorphone Yeah… Only the cool kids and best fucks have it.

   
   word ;)
   
   
   
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6. 2018-02-22 at 2:50 AM UTC

   #1706
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller I'm getting married in like 3 weeks.

   
   My baby is getting married!
7. 2018-02-22 at 3:07 AM UTC

   #1707
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice https://mihow.com/2015/02/10/feels-like-waiting/
   
   This is the cage society forces us into. Hell is indeed the other, but due to our biology total isolation is a darker hell. We're trapped in the human predicament. It's no surprise that those who can truly see the world as it is, as Lanza likey did, end up raging against it.
   
   I would rather die than live like this for the rest of my life, driven by a biological aversion to death, clinging to a meaningless and illusory samsara.

   
   The suburbs are full of cowards who whine about how bored they are.
   
   If you want meaning why don't you fight you-know-who?
   
   Cos they're actually scary? Cos you might have to give up your easy life in the suburbs?
8. 2018-02-22 at 3:08 AM UTC

   #1708
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Issue313 The suburbs are full of cowards who whine about how bored they are.
   
   If you want meaning why don't you fight you-know-who?
   
   Cos they're actually scary? Cos you might have to give up your easy life in the suburbs?

   
   Some people like having a yard, you douche typhoon
9. 2018-02-22 at 3:13 AM UTC

   #1709
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Some people like having a yard, you douche typhoon

   
   I'm not surprised that you would think that the purpose of life is having a yard.
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra
10. 2018-02-22 at 3:16 AM UTC

    #1710
    RestStop Space Nigga
    The purpose of life is being a big dick trill nigga.
11. 2018-02-22 at 3:21 AM UTC

    #1711
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    What if they're already fighting voldemort?
12. 2018-02-22 at 3:47 AM UTC

    #1712
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • RestStop, 
    • A College Professor, 
    • HTS
13. 2018-02-22 at 3:52 AM UTC

    #1713
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Lanny What if they're already fighting voldemort?

    
    Oh Lanny, you’re so cute sometimes.
14. 2018-02-22 at 4:01 AM UTC

    #1714
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Issue313 I'm not surprised that you would think that the purpose of life is having a yard.

    
    I'm not surprised that you would think wanting some space on your property would require you to dedicate your life to it, you poor nigger.
15. 2018-02-22 at 5:50 AM UTC

    #1715
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Sophie
16. 2018-02-22 at 6:09 AM UTC

    #1716
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    TO RECAP:
    
    Just a couple months ago hydro was adamantly denying that she and 1337 were a couple, despite copious amounts of evidence on this forum that said otherwise.
    
    One year ago, hydro was wanting MY dick. ~Six months ago, she was asking for POC's dick. Then there was a period where she was asking for multiple dicks in exchange for money. But now, NOW, after dating for only a few months, she's claiming she's going to marry 1337/BipolarHighRoller.
    
    I guarantee this is going to be the biggest mistake of your life, Bipolar. You know what kind of shit she's pulled on you already. And you (should) know about what kind of shit she's pulled on me, POC, her family, and basically anybody who ever got close to her. NOBODY has this much drama in their life without causing it. Don't marry her out of fear, responsibility, or your blind manic love. Go live with her for a few months and I promise you will change your mind about marrying her. Hydro is way, WAY worse in person.
    
    And again, it's not just me she has acted this way towards. I saw the red flags when we were but friends, and I know damn well you see the red flags too. Don't be fucking stupid. I sincerely hope this is a troll, but I'm writing this in the case that it's not.
17. 2018-02-22 at 6:19 AM UTC

    #1717
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    God I feel so bad for your kid, hydro.
    
    Sorry KIDS
    
    I think Idiocracy is coming true
18. 2018-02-22 at 6:20 AM UTC

    #1718
    

    HTS highlight reel
    tfw hydro has never lusted after your loins, even tho
    you think she cute and awesome 😢
19. 2018-02-22 at 6:25 AM UTC

    #1719
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS tfw hydro has never lusted after your loins, even tho
    you think she cute and awesome 😢

    
    I thought you were gay?
20. 2018-02-22 at 6:29 AM UTC

    #1720
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I thought you were gay?

    
    Exactly..? I'm like waaay into girls.