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The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-22 at 1:41 AM UTC
Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Woah congrats to both of you. I wish i could be there. I just started a new job this week and would still be on probationary period come march though :/
Thanks so much! Well, for what it's worth, you're one of the few people here I would genuinely invite. Hope the job thing is going good at least, and hey... You can take a Rain check on that, all 3 of us will have to plan a meet up one of these days.
I definitely appreciate the good vibes. You've always been a good nigga/friend.
Originally posted by WE SMOOTH why did you lie about the Clydesdale thing you thottin ass hoe
denying the cock of 1337
God I'm so glad I'm not cuffed by a ghostemane lookin ass BIH!!
I didn't want to stir shit then.
... But yes, 1337 precums like a Clydesdale and is hung like one too. He's definitely one handsome fuck,and I'm lucky enough to be able to call him my husband soon. Never thought I'd ever be calling anyone else that again, especially as my legit husband, but I really do love and care about him, he's my other half, the other side to my coin.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-22 at 1:43 AM UTCI'm hoping this is leading up to a huge April Fools prank.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-22 at 1:45 AM UTC
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2018-02-22 at 1:45 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny hydro x 1337 is fake news
also twerking is not very attractive. I guess ass is in these days and all but even then it just makes women with good figures look trashy and unattractive women horrifying to behold.
It's not fake news, I'm dead serious. I'm taking a vacation from work to go visit HM, and I decided to get hitched again. You're just mad I haven't sent you a pic of my cock yet. -
2018-02-22 at 1:47 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny hydro x 1337 is fake news
also twerking is not very attractive. I guess ass is in these days and all but even then it just makes women with good figures look trashy and unattractive women horrifying to behold.
Have you never gotten shitfaced at the club and had a drunk big booty college girl twerk on your crotch? Shit is fire. -
2018-02-22 at 1:49 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller It's not fake news, I'm dead serious. I'm taking a vacation from work to go visit HM, and I decided to get hitched again. You're just mad I haven't sent you a pic of my cock yet.
How long have you been together?. You're getting married to someone you don't even live with?. Are you fucking retarded? -
2018-02-22 at 1:49 AM UTC
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2018-02-22 at 1:50 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-22 at 1:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by Something Squirrel You're getting married to someone you don't even live with?. Are you fucking retarded?
This. No amount of e-dating and sexting is a replacement for living with someone. 1337, don't do dis buddy. I'm warning you. Perhaps it is the fate of the prophet to be denied. -
2018-02-22 at 1:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller It's not fake news, I'm dead serious. I'm taking a vacation from work to go visit HM, and I decided to get hitched again. You're just mad I haven't sent you a pic of my cock yet.
Yes, I am mad about the lack of dick pics, but that's about the only true part of this story.
Originally posted by hydromorphone Meh, whatever you think. 1337 is legitimately going to be my husband in a few weeks. We will post a pic with our wedding bands and our user names written on our hands if you don't believe us.
Alright, let's see it. And a picture of a pair of mood rings with your usernames sharpied on them isn't going to cut it
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Have you never gotten shitfaced at the club and had a drunk big booty college girl twerk on your crotch? Shit is fire.
On my crotch, no, but I've seen plenty "drunk big booty college girls" twerking in clubs and never once has the site done anything for me. -
2018-02-22 at 1:55 AM UTC
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2018-02-22 at 2:09 AM UTC
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2018-02-22 at 2:10 AM UTC
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2018-02-22 at 2:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone I'm not doing too bad financially. Could it be better? Sure, but it also could be a lot worse, and was not too long ago.
How you been doing, narc?
good, moving into my own apartment next week and should be banging a hot 20 year old emo chick any time now. shits lit af fam.
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2018-02-22 at 2:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny Yes, I am mad about the lack of dick pics, but that's about the only true part of this story.
First, I am co-owner of said penis, so no... No you do not need or are going to get pics of my 1337's precious penis.
Alright, let's see it. And a picture of a pair of mood rings with your usernames sharpied on them isn't going to cut it
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Secondly, we are not going to exchange mood rings,thats fucking retarded. We have considered making our own though, since I do have experience making jedielry and casting, and have the equipment to do so with. -
2018-02-22 at 2:14 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-22 at 2:17 AM UTCI'm afraid I won't recognize your rights over the penis in question until you can prove this unholy union is taking place
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2018-02-22 at 2:18 AM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon This. No amount of e-dating and sexting is a replacement for living with someone. 1337, don't do dis buddy. I'm warning you. Perhaps it is the fate of the prophet to be denied.
Meh, we're going to be living together soon. I'm going to be going back down there rather shortly. Just want to save up a little more before we do, and make sure I have a cushion until I get new clients down there.
Found out we are having a girl too. I was hoping for another boy, but meh... It doesn't matter as long as she's healthy. -
2018-02-22 at 2:19 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
