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The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-21 at 10:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Your life sounds terrible, Error. If you were younger I’d recommend that you go to the Bay area and take advantage of transitional housing programs. How old are you? Any college?
What’s the worst thing you’d be wiling to do for money and housing?
Hellllll no.....
Im just riding this era out till i land stable housing...im no addict or broken soul. Just need to get back in the kitchen at the right place. If i never linked up with my ex id be sitting on 2k monthly wages with just rent and food as expenses for over 16 months...if it werent for her id be on point in my slum but all my money went to bud and im hungry's....
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2018-02-21 at 11:18 PM UTC
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2018-02-21 at 11:23 PM UTC
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2018-02-22 at 12:33 AM UTCI'm getting married in like 3 weeks.
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2018-02-22 at 12:36 AM UTC
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2018-02-22 at 12:37 AM UTC
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2018-02-22 at 12:38 AM UTC
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2018-02-22 at 12:45 AM UTC
Originally posted by greenplastic 100% chance this marriage ends and what is left of your life is ruined within a year, if not 6 months
Nah, it won't. I love 1337, and we really do a lot to help each other. I want to spend the rest of my life with him, and I will.
Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller That's where I'm having the reception.
Yeah, after 5 hits of acid during the ceremony, we probably will end up there.
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2018-02-22 at 1:01 AM UTC
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2018-02-22 at 1:02 AM UTCI legitimately feel really bad for Bipolar. He might not want my pity right now, but he'll want it in under 365 days.
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2018-02-22 at 1:30 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-22 at 1:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone Nah, it won't. I love 1337, and we really do a lot to help each other. I want to spend the rest of my life with him, and I will.
Yeah, after 5 hits of acid during the ceremony, we probably will end up there.
Love you, babe.
why did you lie about the Clydesdale thing you thottin ass hoe
denying the cock of 1337
God I'm so glad I'm not cuffed by a ghostemane lookin ass BIH!! -
2018-02-22 at 1:32 AM UTC
Originally posted by Jeremus You fucking cunt. How many lives do you plan to ruin?
This raises the question… How good is the pussy?
Plan to ruin? I haven't ruined any lives, and for the record, 1337 is the one who wanted to marry me. I have had a great deal of hesitation about ever marrying anyone. I only agreed because I do love him, I want to make him happy, and I'm excited about it only because I have no fear in me that he will hurt me, or that anything will go wrong as far as committing myself in a serious, binding way will affect.
As far as how good the pussy is... I guess you need to ask 1337. I haven't had any complaints thus far though. -
2018-02-22 at 1:33 AM UTCThere's no way that pussy smells aight.
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2018-02-22 at 1:40 AM UTCI'm not getting married for the pussy; I've had a thing for HM since before we had sex. Like she said, I was the one who wanted to get married. I didn't think she would marry anyone, and I didn't think I would ever find anyone I would want to marry again.
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2018-02-22 at 1:41 AM UTChydro x 1337 is fake news
also twerking is not very attractive. I guess ass is in these days and all but even then it just makes women with good figures look trashy and unattractive women horrifying to behold.
