The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-02-20 at 4:31 PM UTC

   #1601
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by greenplastic moron. noones trying to decipher your gibberish

   
   So it goes.
2. 2018-02-20 at 4:37 PM UTC

   #1602
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by greenplastic yea, so do i, not when they look fake and weird though

   
   I always wanted to fuck a real life Barbie doll
3. 2018-02-20 at 4:45 PM UTC

   #1603
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by Erorr Terrifying lol

   
   You're homeless, paint your toenails, missing your front teeth, your wife left you, and you literally eat garbage.
4. 2018-02-20 at 5:03 PM UTC

   #1604
   RestStop Space Nigga
   
5. 2018-02-20 at 6:22 PM UTC

   #1605
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop That's shitty but I suppose it could have been way worse. Glad you're relatively okay at least.

   
   Thanks. I'm glad the bike is alright. I had been drinking though and the cops took my helmet and gloves, and I'm wondering if they did that so I could go up there to get them and get hit with a DUI lol
6. 2018-02-20 at 6:25 PM UTC

   #1606
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Juicebox Thanks. I'm glad the bike is alright. I had been drinking though and the cops took my helmet and gloves, and I'm wondering if they did that so I could go up there to get them and get hit with a DUI lol

   
   why, what would stop them just coming to get you anyway?
   
   
   
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7. 2018-02-20 at 6:25 PM UTC

   #1607
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   did they do a breath test?
   
   
   
   .
8. 2018-02-20 at 6:28 PM UTC

   #1608
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop

   
   She looks literally retarded.
   
   Makes my boner even harder.
   
   I wanna hear her retard scream
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RestStop, 
   • NARCassist, 
   • aldra, 
   • Sophie
9. 2018-02-20 at 6:55 PM UTC

   #1609
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by Fox Paws She looks literally retarded.
   
   Makes my boner even harder.
   
   I wanna hear her retard scream

   
   Lol
10. 2018-02-20 at 7:04 PM UTC

    #1610
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    
11. 2018-02-20 at 7:10 PM UTC

    #1611
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist did they do a breath test?
    
    
    
    .

    
    Nah they didn't do any kind of test on scene. They did at the ER though
    
    I don't know how DUI shit works, I don't normally do that, I'm probably just being paranoid
12. 2018-02-20 at 7:17 PM UTC

    #1612
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Fox Paws She looks literally retarded.
    
    Makes my boner even harder.
    
    I wanna hear her retard scream

    
    Yes I want her to tard all over my boner as well.
13. 2018-02-20 at 8:12 PM UTC

    #1613
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Your life sounds terrible, Error. If you were younger I’d recommend that you go to the Bay area and take advantage of transitional housing programs. How old are you? Any college?
    
    What’s the worst thing you’d be wiling to do for money and housing?
14. 2018-02-20 at 8:19 PM UTC

    #1614
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice Your life sounds terrible, Error. If you were younger I’d recommend that you go to the Bay area and take advantage of transitional housing programs. How old are you? Any college?
    
    What’s the worst thing you’d be wiling to do for money and housing?

    
    Work for it.
15. 2018-02-20 at 8:47 PM UTC

    #1615
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    ya get me?
    
    
    
    
    
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    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • RestStop
16. 2018-02-20 at 8:55 PM UTC

    #1616
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Fuck. This fucking dea informant keeps showing up trying to bust me.
17. 2018-02-20 at 9:02 PM UTC

    #1617
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by RestStop Fuck. This fucking dea informant keeps showing up trying to bust me.

    
    You're hallucinating.
18. 2018-02-20 at 9:03 PM UTC

    #1618
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You're hallucinating.

    
    I wish bud. Actually I hope you're right.
19. 2018-02-20 at 9:05 PM UTC

    #1619
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Open Your Mind

    
    Did a reverse image search and found her Instagram.
    
    I present Lara Croft, Tomb Retard:
    
    https://www.instagram.com/p/BfOb2fyFF6F/?hl=en
20. 2018-02-20 at 9:05 PM UTC

    #1620
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Polygonal looking ass bitch