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  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I'm at the bar playing poker.



    When you leave the bar throw this on and drive drunk home. Don't get a DWI
  2. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Damn those are some nice tits for such a small chick.
  3. Originally posted by HTS "He was self-aware of his need for help and there's nothing we could do. He needed a professional and he knew this, but insisted on antagonizing a group of people who clearly didn't give a shit about him.

    Nobody could have stopped him. He was a fucking faggot."

    do you remember if the doctors gave you the highlighter back, or did they throw it out? that'd be fuckin' funny, "so... do you still want this?"
  4. Originally posted by Enter do you remember if the doctors gave you the highlighter back, or did they throw it out? that'd be fuckin' funny, "so… do you still want this?"

    They threw it away, he said so in his Reddit AMA
  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Damn those are some nice tits for such a small chick.

    well she ain't gonna pull herself, crack on.



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  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I wonder if she's bi. Too bad she's always here with her gf. She's acting oddly nice to me tonight.

    Tuck your dick between your legs and ask her if that's close enough for her
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Damn those are some nice tits for such a small chick.

    *Bar guy looks over your shoulder*
  8. Erorr Houston
    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency I thought you scammed a few people for m1 or mpdv

    Ive gotten samples of them from people and i do remember once having a good bag of m1 but iirc it wasnt scamming them. I honestly dont remember...my long term and short term are a haze on alot of stuff in the now after the past few years but I had an era where i know I grabbed off gg4 for meph and the power of the shit ived had me body what i was gonna flip and i never paid him cause i had no job at that time. Thats the only real prick move i remember doing in my tenure back in that rc market. Still feel like a cunt over it.
  9. Erorr Houston
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery This little lesbian bitch next to me got some nice tits, and I can totes see down her top. Nice nips mmm and that bitch got a cute face.

    Terrifying lol
  10. Erorr Houston
  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    so LSD did you get it or what? I mean surely you figured that a girl would never go to a bar wearing a top that everyone could totally see her tits in by accident. she wanted the D bad, i hope you took full advantage and didn't 'enter' out like a faggot.



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  12. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. Originally posted by Open Your Mind

    why do you treat women like objects

    that isn't very spiritually evolved
  14. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Malice It’s very possible that college will inevitably show me that I am a low functioning autistic who may be schizophrenic and will never be able to escape this hell, which may worsen with time.

    If that were to happen, and most of you likely think it is likely to happen, would snapping and going on a rampage really seem that unlikely?

    I think if you do realize the truth of your situation then you would seek the help you need. I beleive you truly do want to sort out your life and you would pursue treatment. You are not so emotional to just go on a shooting spree becos you got some bad news like that. But if you do, dont delete your account here. Should be good for a laugh to watch news corps/curious internet communities puzzle over some of the shit you post.
  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind

    man that is FiiiiNE



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    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Enter why do you treat women like objects

    that isn't very spiritually evolved

    People are what they do.
  17. open your mind is a fraud who only likes being associated with the imagery of enlightenment, who would have guessed, that's why it doesn't matter if what he says makes sense
  18. Originally posted by greenplastic open your mind is a fraud who only likes being associated with the imagery of enlightenment, who would have guessed, that's why it doesn't matter if what he says makes sense

    He is the largest bamboozle that's been pulled on me in all my years on this community. For the longest time I thought he actually knew what he was talking about, turns out he was literally just copypasting shit from books without attribution, and whenever he is pushed to answer for himself, he can't formulate a coherent response.
  19. Originally posted by Open Your Mind

    Too skinny but other than that A+
  20. As much as i hate tv there ain't shit else to do at the hospital

    Been mostly watching forensic files type shows and "street outlaws"

    These animal fight shows actually aren't too bad either

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