The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-02-13 at 4:26 AM UTC

   #1001
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Some kid trying to balance a case of beer on his handlebars and bike down the icy street just biffed it hard and sent cans rolling all over the place. I would've helped but I was too busy laughing.
2. 2018-02-13 at 4:31 AM UTC

   #1002
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Some kid trying to balance a case of beer on his handlebars and bike down the icy street just biffed it hard and sent cans rolling all over the place. I would've helped but I was too busy laughing.

   
   Should have grabbed a beer and shotgunned it in front of his face
3. 2018-02-13 at 4:33 AM UTC

   #1003
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Should have grabbed a beer and shotgunned it up his ass

   
   Fix'd.
4. 2018-02-13 at 4:35 AM UTC

   #1004
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   So you're saying I should've grabbed a shotgun and blew his face off, then drank all his beer??
5. 2018-02-13 at 4:41 AM UTC

   #1005
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Malice Their idea of a prank was likely to make this seem like the psych ward from hell.
   
   This was mainly done by three people, a fat black women likely in her 40s that sounded like an African immigrant, a black guy likely in his late 50s that was also an African immigrant, and a girl that was likely Indian and in her 30s. To give you an example, one started off by shouting that I was a racist, then they started lying and claiming a neighbor of mine had pressed charges against me for doing something to their daughter and that I was going to get 13 years for it, they said that a pill they were trying to get me to take was anthrax and that if I didn't take it it was going to be an injection, then they lied to me and told me my parents had died, and at one point the black woman, who seemed really angry, got up and splashed a cup of water on the front ledge of the desk structure they were sitting in front of, and said, "That's urine! You just threw urine on the desk!". Fortunately the psychologist I spoke with while in there believed me and said, "I know you didn't." when I told her about it.
   
   There were other things they did as well. It went on for hours.

   
   You realize this makes it sound a lot more than a psychotic episode than it already did, right? I mean a psych ward where the near elderly staff play Halloween pranks to terrorize the patients?
6. 2018-02-13 at 4:46 AM UTC

   #1006
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   If I was wealthy enough I'd go around to blackjack tables where people are playing max bets and play the anchor position, only making min. bets and always making the worst possible decision for the table.
7. 2018-02-13 at 4:50 AM UTC

   #1007
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Lanny You realize this makes it sound a lot more than a psychotic episode than it already did, right? I mean a psych ward where the near elderly staff play Halloween pranks to terrorize the patients?

   
   Most of them weren't that old.
8. 2018-02-13 at 4:52 AM UTC

   #1008
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Lanny You realize this makes it sound a lot more than a psychotic episode than it already did, right? I mean a psych ward where the near elderly staff play Halloween pranks to terrorize the patients?

   
   Malice obviously lives in a Supernatural episode. mmQ on the other hand IS supernatural.
9. 2018-02-13 at 4:55 AM UTC

   #1009
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Think of all the crazy shit that has been confirmed as having happened. If people like you had simply brushed it off we would never have learned the truth.'
   
   Group dynamics are also bound to have had an effect in taking it too far.
10. 2018-02-13 at 4:56 AM UTC

    #1010
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    malice makes my depression, anxiety, social anxiety, OCD, and substance abuse dependency diagnoses look like nothing
    
    it's like he took my list and turned them all into disabling neurological mindfuckery
11. 2018-02-13 at 4:57 AM UTC

    #1011
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Think of all the guys that have sucked a dick at least once in their lifetime but never admit to it and go about making fun of anyone who does it.
12. 2018-02-13 at 4:58 AM UTC

    #1012
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    No I don't. You've done way more shit than I have. The series of events that happened a few months ago weren't my fault.
13. 2018-02-13 at 4:59 AM UTC

    #1013
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by mmQ Think of all the guys that have sucked a dick at least once in their lifetime but never admit to it and go about making fun of anyone who does it.

    
    I tried to suck my own dick multiple times and managed to lick the tip one time.
14. 2018-02-13 at 4:59 AM UTC

    #1014
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice No I don't. You've done way more shit than I have. The series of events that happened a few months ago weren't my fault.

    
    just take a risperdal and chill lil bromo!
15. 2018-02-13 at 5:02 AM UTC

    #1015
    RestStop Space Nigga
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • SpatianHaigency, 
    • The Self Taught Man
16. 2018-02-13 at 5:02 AM UTC

    #1016
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Malice I tried to suck my own dick multiple times and managed to lick the tip one time.

    
    I couldn't do it so I just had to go back and forth between rubbing my cock and licking my palm real fast.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
17. 2018-02-13 at 5:08 AM UTC

    #1017
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i can lick the tip of my dick
18. 2018-02-13 at 5:19 AM UTC

    #1018
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by mmQ I couldn't do it so I just had to go back and forth between rubbing my cock and licking my palm real fast.

    
    I do not judge you.
19. 2018-02-13 at 5:21 AM UTC

    #1019
    

    Semiazas Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Feds did a sweep.. pick the dogs up like a infant

    
    Yeah except they're legal. And Wouldn't have gotten my money back. Care to spin again?
20. 2018-02-13 at 5:21 AM UTC

    #1020
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    could you trick a heroin addict you hate into injecting naltrexone powder sold as heroin?
    
    sounds like a good way to fuck someone over without getting a manslaughter charge