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  1. Also, I do my taxes myself with TurboTax. The horror!
  2. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
  3. Originally posted by A College Professor oh hes definitely a millionaire. you think people that amass wealth typically do it by not watching their expenses? a 2000 dollar phone bill… SMDH

    this is how i know you will be poor FOREVER !!!

    Bro if you're spending $24K a year on phone bills, you are fiscally retarded, plain and simple.

    As big as it is, my pool of money is finite and there are approximately ten billion things I'd rather do with an additional $24000/yr than pay for cell service. You are literally the type of people who would go bankrupt like MC Hammer in 5 years if you ever won the lottery. Like I said, this is why you people will never, ever have any wealth.
  4. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Bro if you're spending $24K a year on phone bills, you are fiscally retarded, plain and simple.

    As big as it is, my pool of money is finite and there are approximately ten billion things I'd rather do with an additional $24000/yr than pay for cell service. You are literally the type of people who would go bankrupt like MC Hammer in 5 years if you ever won the lottery. Like I said, this is why you people will never, ever have any wealth.

    If you died tomorrow what happens to your wealth?
  5. Originally posted by Open Your Mind If you died tomorrow what happens to your wealth?

    Funny you should ask that I've been thinking about it a lot recently and have made more concrete plans as of last month. It will go entirely to my parents, and I trust them to use their best judgment to distribute a d keep it as they think fit. They already know own my recommendation for how it should be distributed: I want it be used for my extended family, to help put the younger generations through college, help settle their debts, help with marriages and weddings, get couples started on their houses and cars and so on. Sensible stuff. I trust them a lot on that matter, specially my dad.
  6. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
  7. Originally posted by A College Professor your parents? WELL thats not thinking very far ahead is it? dont u figure they might die before you?? and then u have to change everything for another person!

    imagine if u did all of that stuff today and u could c it being used. then yiou could look your cousin in the face feeling like u made a difference but also you can grunt at him "I FUCKING OWN YOU!"

    I already do that stuff, but I also let my parents handle it. People come to them, I give them the money and they handle it. But yes, if they die first, I'll do something like set up a trust. But I have an awful feeling that I'm going to die first.
  8. If i come to your parents can I haz money too?
  9. Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 If i come to your parents can I haz money too?

    Are you a member of my family that lives in Pakistan and doesn't have the funds to go abroad to study despite having lots of academic potential?
  10. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Are you a member of my family that lives in Pakistan and doesn't have the funds to go abroad to study despite having lots of academic potential?

    Yes.
  11. Originally posted by Captain Falcon Are you a member of my family that lives in Pakistan and doesn't have the funds to go abroad to study despite having lots of academic potential?

    Yes *Blows up a US army convoy*
  12. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
  13. RestStop Space Nigga
    Does anyone remember DaInfamousMobb? Is he actually another person on here? I remember his kinda tutorial/guide on how he could possibly be a high level criminal in NY I thought it was kinda interesting but this was like a decade ago...
  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    IGN: Masturbate_is_free
  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Man, Americans are so fucking retarded regarding their phone plans. I don't know why anyone would sign up to a contract for fucking cell service. I've been using no-contract services my entire life, why would you not?

    Currently I use Straight Talk but I've been looking at Verizon for the better coverage (my provider is an AT&T MVNO). Should I sell my soul to the devil?

    But it comes with a free phone! You'd be a fool not to take such an offer.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. RestStop Space Nigga
    J smokin' in the house nigga. Sippin' Tussin DM on the porch nigga. Watchin' netflix in my bedroom nigga.
  18. RestStop Space Nigga
  19. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Malice But it comes with a free phone! You'd be a fool not to take such an offer.

    If you don't care about your credit rating it really is a free phone.
  20. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

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