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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind Did you yourself not suggest that you may have wrecked your own apartment during a psychotic episode?

    No, I’m pretty sure this actually happened. I entertained the notion because of how insane everything that happened was.
  2. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Did you guys know that the Unabomber was a subject of the MK Ultra program?

    Maybe the events that occurred will end up being my version of MK Ultra, something that pushed me to the snapping point.
  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice I got a phone call with a quick hangup from my old area code (Still have the same number I did back then), with the middle 3 digits matching my own number, right before I was going to take a shower. I had just taken quite a few bong hits as well and it made me paranoid as fuck. Google, facebook, and pipl brought up nothing. I could call it from another number.

    This is a common thing, caller ID spoofing with a similar number to yours. Makes you more likely to answer and buy whatever BS product they're selling or get yo old ass phished


    I now believe you made up the gangsta ransacking incident
  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Semiazas I ordered a couple of boxes of etzi. I checked my status and they returned my status and they had canceled the order and returned my money. Wft?

    Feds did a sweep.. pick the dogs up like a infant
  5. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by A College Professor i did read what you wrote but it was like eating one potato chip and i want the whole bag

    You're such a fucking retard.
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by RestStop But the knowledge gained from all those experiences is worth far more than the cash I'm sure.

    EEeeeeehhhhhhhh. Id say ive gotten like $400k worth of knowledge. The rest I just spent on fancy shit and drugs.
  7. Originally posted by Malice Holy fuck, I think I may have figured out what the fuck was going on in the place they monitored me over night before deciding whether I needed to go to the psych ward or not. I now think it may have been a sick Halloween prank (It occurred the day before in the early AM hours) the night staff came up with that went too far.

    It's important to note that they had no way of knowing what I had just gone through and I was extremely freaked out due to it, autism and medication making it far worse.

    There are multiple details I didn't mention that align with this. Actually, I haven't written about what occurred in there yet. I completely overlooked this.

    Wait, what was their prank?

    And what kind of sick medical establishment would prank their patients?
  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Their idea of a prank was likely to make this seem like the psych ward from hell.

    This was mainly done by three people, a fat black women likely in her 40s that sounded like an African immigrant, a black guy likely in his late 50s that was also an African immigrant, and a girl that was likely Indian and in her 30s. To give you an example, one started off by shouting that I was a racist, then they started lying and claiming a neighbor of mine had pressed charges against me for doing something to their daughter and that I was going to get 13 years for it, they said that a pill they were trying to get me to take was anthrax and that if I didn't take it it was going to be an injection, then they lied to me and told me my parents had died, and at one point the black woman, who seemed really angry, got up and splashed a cup of water on the front ledge of the desk structure they were sitting in front of, and said, "That's urine! You just threw urine on the desk!". Fortunately the psychologist I spoke with while in there believed me and said, "I know you didn't." when I told her about it.

    There were other things they did as well. It went on for hours.
  9. Originally posted by Malice Their idea of a prank was likely to make this seem like the psych ward from hell.

    This was mainly done by three people, a fat black women likely in her 40s that sounded like an African immigrant, a black guy likely in his late 50s that was also an African immigrant, and a girl that was likely Indian and in her 30s. To give you an example, one started off by shouting that I was a racist, then they started lying and claiming a neighbor of mine had pressed charges against me for doing something to their daughter and that I was going to get 13 years for it, they said that a pill they were trying to get me to take was anthrax and that if I didn't take it it was going to be an injection, then they lied to me and told me my parents had died, and at one point the black woman, who seemed really angry, got up and splashed a cup of water on the front ledge of the desk structure they were sitting in front of, and said, "That's urine! You just threw urine on the desk!". Fortunately the psychologist I spoke with while in there believed me and said, "I know you didn't." when I told her about it.

    There were other things they did as well. It went on for hours.

    Fucking animals. You can't report them?
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    There's no evidence and it was over 3 months ago. Part of the reason why they did it was probably because they knew they could get away with it, that if someone reported it they could just brush it off as them having hallucinations or making things up.

    It was a lot worse than it sounds, especially after what had just happened, having to hide outside for an hour and a half until the useless and moronic police showed up, afraid of being attacked, then having to lie and claim I was suicidal because I was afraid of getting killed for calling the cops on the guy who tried to have me attacked and ransacked my apartment.
  11. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    You hallucinated it.
  12. Originally posted by Malice Their idea of a prank was likely to make this seem like the psych ward from hell.

    This was mainly done by three people, a fat black women likely in her 40s that sounded like an African immigrant, a black guy likely in his late 50s that was also an African immigrant, and a girl that was likely Indian and in her 30s. To give you an example, one started off by shouting that I was a racist, then they started lying and claiming a neighbor of mine had pressed charges against me for doing something to their daughter and that I was going to get 13 years for it, they said that a pill they were trying to get me to take was anthrax and that if I didn't take it it was going to be an injection, then they lied to me and told me my parents had died, and at one point the black woman, who seemed really angry, got up and splashed a cup of water on the front ledge of the desk structure they were sitting in front of, and said, "That's urine! You just threw urine on the desk!". Fortunately the psychologist I spoke with while in there believed me and said, "I know you didn't." when I told her about it.

    There were other things they did as well. It went on for hours.

    even if it was true, think about how bad your personality is. they probably traumatized you because you deserved it
  13. i wonder what would feel worse

    being brutally tortured by a sadist in his basement for a month and then released

    or

    cold turkey withdrawal from 1000mg of methadone
  14. Malice, it was just a prank bro
  15. what about spending a year on 1000mg of methadone and forced injections of narcan 24/7 for nonstop precipitated withdrawals

    https://www.reddit.com/r/opiates/comments/22a6ug/had_my_first_experience_with_precipitated/

    "I did this exact thing to myself. I describe the rush as a cold knife slicing through my body and ice water rushing through my veins. "

    shit lol
  16. San fran does seem pretty wild. who knows
  17. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by lightray i wonder what would feel worse

    being brutally tortured by a sadist in his basement for a month and then released

    or

    cold turkey withdrawal from 1000mg of methadone

    Why do you think about that?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Lanny, tell me about the crimes that have happened near you.
  19. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
  20. I have ungo

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