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  1. RestStop Space Nigga
    I feel like shit sleeping all day..which I've done off and on for years. Bitches and shit.
  2. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Wut

    I SEE YOU
  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I think I'm going to start giving myself scented douches after pooping as part of my preparation for becoming a rich white man.
  4. Finally found a weapon to combat Malice's autism:

  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    You should have seen the fidget dodecahedron I bought months ago.

    Something like this: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01N6KYE5W/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1518418070&sr=8-2&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=fidget+dodecahedron&dpPl=1&dpID=41ysombihDL&ref=plSrch

    I regret that purchase. I made a huge post comparing the top fidget toy options.
  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    no one saw that comming
  7. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    I've got a new job ! I will have time to work out more than once per week now, is what im most excited about. Going to get back to 4x per week. Also the shift starts at 7am instead of 3 so i get to be a normal person again.
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  8. RestStop Space Nigga
    Can anyone die from sadness? That's not to say I feel suicidal or anything but I always hear people say "If I give up/stop I'll die".
    Like can you be so sad/unmotivated that your brain/body is all like "yeah I think this guy is dead..let's go ahead and shut down"?

    I know it's a dumb ass question I just always wondered this particularly lately.
  9. Originally posted by RestStop Can anyone die from sadness? That's not to say I feel suicidal or anything but I always hear people say "If I give up/stop I'll die".
    Like can you be so sad/unmotivated that your brain/body is all like "yeah I think this guy is dead..let's go ahead and shut down"?

    I know it's a dumb ass question I just always wondered this particularly lately.

    It happens to old people who have retired and have nothing else to live for; they just die. And there have been cases where people have actually died from being heartbroken -- so sad from a breakup that they've died. That's all I know off the top of my head.
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  10. Sugar gliders and guinea pigs commonly die of loneliness
  11. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Sugar gliders and guinea pigs commonly die of loneliness

    Aw that's sad fam. I had to look up sugar gliders and they are adorable.
  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
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  14. Man, Americans are so fucking retarded regarding their phone plans. I don't know why anyone would sign up to a contract for fucking cell service. I've been using no-contract services my entire life, why would you not?

    Currently I use Straight Talk but I've been looking at Verizon for the better coverage (my provider is an AT&T MVNO). Should I sell my soul to the devil?
  15. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Man, Americans are so fucking retarded regarding their phone plans. I don't know why anyone would sign up to a contract for fucking cell service. I've been using no-contract services my entire life, why would you not?

    Currently I use Straight Talk but I've been looking at Verizon for the better coverage (my provider is an AT&T MVNO). Should I sell my soul to the devil?

    I use straight talk too. Verizon would literally be the worst move. At least when I had it years ago it was about 6 times as expensive and when I took it home from the store I had shitty coverage. Straight Talk is infinitely better. I don't know though times have changed maybe.
  16. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Man, Americans are so fucking retarded regarding their phone plans. I don't know why anyone would sign up to a contract for fucking cell service. I've been using no-contract services my entire life, why would you not?

    Currently I use Straight Talk but I've been looking at Verizon for the better coverage (my provider is an AT&T MVNO). Should I sell my soul to the devil?
    Rooted Galaxy s8+ master race reporting in.
  17. Originally posted by RestStop I use straight talk too. Verizon would literally be the worst move. At least when I had it years ago it was about 6 times as expensive and when I took it home from the store I had shitty coverage. Straight Talk is infinitely better. I don't know though times have changed maybe.

    Verizon's no contract plan for 3GB is $40/mo and I don't really use data all that much so the first isn't really an issue. I think it would make sense to get that since the coverage in my area appears to be better. I guess my primary concern is network bands, like could I use my exynos S7E on Verizon? Or would I have to get another phone? I fucking hate migrating phones with Android, that's one thing iPhones got right, you literally do the transfer and it looks like you transferred your whole phone into the new one, everything is exactly the same, there's no "setup" time to get back to where you were (obviously there is a setup but I mean regarding getting your phone back to the way you like it).
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    This somehow doesn't seem like a sticking point for a millionaire. Even if your phone bill was 2 g's flat you shouldn't even be worried. You should have an accountant that handles that.
  19. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Verizon's no contract plan for 3GB is $40/mo and I don't really use data all that much so the first isn't really an issue. I think it would make sense to get that since the coverage in my area appears to be better. I guess my primary concern is network bands, like could I use my exynos S7E on Verizon? Or would I have to get another phone? I fucking hate migrating phones with Android, that's one thing iPhones got right, you literally do the transfer and it looks like you transferred your whole phone into the new one, everything is exactly the same, there's no "setup" time to get back to where you were (obviously there is a setup but I mean regarding getting your phone back to the way you like it).

    I don't know about Verizon transfers I tried that when I broke my phone and there wasn't anything I could do about it and at the time they didn't even have sim cards so no go there either. I had to start from scratch but again my information is extremely dated on this and I don't the android system anyways I'm an IPhone whore.
  20. Originally posted by WE SMOOTH This somehow doesn't seem like a sticking point for a millionaire. Even if your phone bill was 2 g's flat you shouldn't even be worried. You should have an accountant that handles that.

    I am rich and you have no hope of ever being more than nigger-rich, becaise I am savvy and you are not. GG ez.

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