The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-02-11 at 12:06 AM UTC

   #741
   RestStop Space Nigga
   My mom's getting a divorce lawl.
2. 2018-02-11 at 12:11 AM UTC

   #742
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Malice got gangraped itt lol
3. 2018-02-11 at 12:11 AM UTC

   #743
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop My mom's getting a divorce lawl.

   
   Lawl
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RestStop
4. 2018-02-11 at 12:11 AM UTC

   #744
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Malice Imagine carrying out Eric's master plan, except you didn't make the idiotic mistake of using instructions from the Anarchist Cookbook and fucked up the bombs.

   
   the way to do it is to start a fire in the school and then wait until the whole school is bunched together at the emergency rendezvous point, usually the car park or school playing fields. all bunched up in a group, perfect target prey for heavy machine gun fire. you just plot up nearby and at the right moment let rip.
   
   
   
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5. 2018-02-11 at 12:20 AM UTC

   #745
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice You don't know how I come off IRL. Lanny saw me, but I had just had a seizure that morning, was hopped up on benzos, and also wearing a ridiculous disguise just for laughs.
   
   I tend to come off as very angry, as in people assume I'm the kind of person that could snap and kill someone and tend to be afraid of me, for good reason.
   
   In high school they flat out told me they were concerned about me going on a rampage.

   
   Nobody fears you, Malice. People just think you are a weirdo.
6. 2018-02-11 at 12:33 AM UTC

   #746
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   I'll read the thread when I come down. Dang. I am the Synking.
   
   Syncans are ridiculous.
7. 2018-02-11 at 12:37 AM UTC

   #747
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   I also just lost a game against an EA Fifa FUT founder. Fucking cheater.
   
   I'd go into detail but Magnum PI. I'm literallly one of the best FIFA players on the planet. You could fit every person on this planet that is better than me in FIFA in one room. Feels good, man. There is levels, though. The other day I got rekt 9:1. That was sick.
8. 2018-02-11 at 12:37 AM UTC

   #748
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Malice, not that this'll influence you, or you'll even care at all, but I'll tell you my story.
   
   I swear to jackoff that I act the same way online as I do IRL, like you're planning to do. I talk about how much I want to kill women, literally say "honk honk", you name it. The results are very mixed. Some people actually like me for it, but those are the people who either like everyone, or the people who are just as outcasted as me, or (the best group) the normal people who actually share all my views on things, albeit secretly. All groups will still be annoyed/weirded out by me from time to time.
   
   But the majority of people stay away from me. Everyone "jokes" that I'm a serial killer.
   
   And the result, Malice? ...Boredom. It hasn't gotten me anywhere. It hasn't been fun or funny. I miss out on a lot of opportunities because people can't be assed dealing with me.
   
   The KEY, the actual thing you should strive for, is what I've always attempted to do in the past but have never been able to until very recently.
   
   The acting mask.
   
   The fiji trip changed me, made me very more outgoing and social and on my way to being "normal". It's easy if you actively listen to people and let them do all the talking. Once you actually get on people's good sides, and be accepted by the group, that's when you can fuck with people. I realized I can't fake that shit though, but I also can't forget who I really am. Hypothetical example: are they going to think the guy who's friendly and normal is the guy who stole their laptop at that party? Or was it the creepy guy who openly hates humanity?
   
   Being "Malice" IRL will lead to boredom. Being "normal" IRL and "Malice" deep down will lead to riches of all kinds!
9. 2018-02-11 at 12:41 AM UTC

   #749
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   I'd kill you for that Gucci sweater.
10. 2018-02-11 at 12:41 AM UTC

    #750
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    All of you.
11. 2018-02-11 at 12:44 AM UTC

    #751
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Has anyone ever bought a jojo rodeo watch? Things look lit af on itshot.com.
12. 2018-02-11 at 12:47 AM UTC

    #752
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    What's that?
13. 2018-02-11 at 12:53 AM UTC

    #753
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice I'm not the kind of person that gets bullied.

    
    you self-diagnosed yourself with PTSD after experiencing minor mistreatment from staff
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • RisiR †, 
    • Lanny, 
    • NARCassist
14. 2018-02-11 at 12:57 AM UTC

    #754
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by RisiR † I also just lost a game against an EA Fifa FUT founder. Fucking cheater.
    
    I'd go into detail but Magnum PI. I'm literallly one of the best FIFA players on the planet. You could fit every person on this planet that is better than me in FIFA in one room. Feels good, man. There is levels, though. The other day I got rekt 9:1. That was sick.

    
    I just lost The Game.
15. 2018-02-11 at 1:03 AM UTC

    #755
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I just lost The Game.

    
    In 2007, some nerdy kid at my school wrote "you just lost the game" on a bench. It was the only time I ever "beat up" a kid, like multiple punches like on tv.
16. 2018-02-11 at 1:05 AM UTC

    #756
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Why?
17. 2018-02-11 at 1:06 AM UTC

    #757
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † Why?

    
    because he was a fucking nerdy faggot bringing gay memes into real life
18. 2018-02-11 at 1:09 AM UTC

    #758
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I don't see that as a reason for a beating but meh. I hope it was fun.
19. 2018-02-11 at 2:04 AM UTC

    #759
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by lightray you self-diagnosed yourself with PTSD after experiencing minor mistreatment from staff

    
    Completely inaccurate. You don't know what happened.
20. 2018-02-11 at 2:05 AM UTC

    #760
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by RisiR † I'd kill you for that Gucci sweater.

    
    It is nice, isn't it?
    
    https://www.freedomdesign.com/product/gucci-sailor-moon-gang-street-mashup-t-shirts-hoodies-tank-top/
    
    Let's wear matching clothes.