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  1. RestStop Space Nigga
    Fo sho fo sho.
  2. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Can you see the beat

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  3. The more you say the more alien you seem

    I've never had the urge to eat any pet food. Which treats were you thinking of eating, do you know?
  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 You're definitely delusional and out of it in those posts, Malice. Everybody noticed it then too. Your posts seemed off for a while.

    That's not true. You assholes just didn't believe me.

    Oh, and in that post I didn't specify the dates. Those things happened starting October 5th through the 29th and the first three weren't connected. It definitely could have been clarified better.
  5. yeah ive wanted to eat dog and cat food before. smells good.
  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 The more you say the more alien you seem

    I've never had the urge to eat any pet food. Which treats were you thinking of eating, do you know?

    I doubt I was actually going to do it. Maybe I was high? Although, umm, yeah, there's definitely a chance I may have done it at some point just to see what it tasted like. I don't remember.
  7. Also catch Hispanic guy come in behind me with an afro and evil eyes, possibly asks what room I'm staying in, then leaves.

    The "evil eyes" thing is a giveaway that you imagined it. It's akin to SBT saying there was a "guy in a black hat" against him. It's fictional imagery.
  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Some people are just naturally evil looking, I'm one of them. I was also extremely paranoid at that point, so it could have been nothing.

    If someone is pissed off and wants to harm you, then glares at you, they're probably going to seem like evil people. It wasn't evil in a cartoonish or villainous manner, just malicious looking. Freaking autist.

    Enter, if you keep this up I'm going to pin you to the bed and fuck you until you're forced to have a prostate orgasm.
  9. Originally posted by Malice That's not true. You assholes just didn't believe me.

    Oh, and in that post I didn't specify the dates. Those things happened starting October 5th through the 29th and the first three weren't connected. It definitely could have been clarified better.

    Spoken like a true schizophrenic
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Quit bulshitting me. This was an extremely fucked up series of events and I'd prefer not to have people question my sanity and mock me.

    What if I do end up snapping and going on a killing spree? Are you going to regret doing this and not taking the opportunity to actually help me, treat me with decency. I will specifically mention this in any documentation I leave behind if the day ever comes.
  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Enter, tell me about the psychotic experience you had in the past.
  12. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Malice Quit bulshitting me. This was an extremely fucked up series of events and I'd prefer not to have people question my sanity and mock me.

    What if I do end up snapping and going on a killing spree? Are you going to regret doing this and not taking the opportunity to actually help me, treat me with decency. I will specifically mention this in any documentation I leave behind if the day ever comes.

    What a fucking victim.
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  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    If this happened to someone else I wouldn't treat them this way. Even I have my limits and a sense of honor.
  14. Originally posted by Malice Enter, tell me about the psychotic experience you had in the past.

    I was in a happy time of my life, and then all of a sudden I realized how suspicious that was. Like, all of a sudden I realized that "god" or something had only made me happy to take everything away from me and hurt me even more. I looked over at two people who were talking to each other, and I swear they were saying to each other, "he figured it out, he's onto us". But I also knew I was having a psychotic episode, but on the other hand it was so fucking real that I also didn't, if that makes sense. I had to sleep it off to stop the paranoid thoughts. It was fucked, one of the most horrifying experiences of my life, and I suppressed most of it. Every time I closed my eyes, I saw demons laughing at me.
  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Evil Malice. Our version of Evil Yo Gotti.
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop

    LOL.. nvm
  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice This seems to be a repeating theme with you, making moronic misunderstandings due to piss poor athletic abilities and constantly making assumptions. Pretentious cunt.

    Wow, you sure got defensive quickly. I can always tell when I've hit a nerve with you because you go to this stock "but lannnnnyyyy, you just don't understanddddd me" line. Bitch, you were fucked up.



    Originally posted by Malice I just checked my bank activity, gmail, and this: https://myactivity.google.com/

    There's nothing out of the ordinary in the days leading up to when the first events occured, the neighbor sending someone to attack me, and after that there were some searches related to the ransacking, seeing whether the landlord's insurance may be able to pay for damages.

    Seeing some of the weird shit I google can be kind of unnerving, though. Sometimes I search for things just to see what comes up. For example, I just came across "is it safe to eat cat treats". You have to admit, pet food can smell pretty dank. Haven't we all had urges?

    You can also distinctly see me going through various phases of autistic obsession, which can look unhealthy.

    Looked at the web history thing for kicks, don't know what's up with this, I'm scared:

  18. Went to the gym for the first time in months today. I'm going to get back into it, I feel like I'm refreshed and have a second zest for life after my fiji trip. I want to be in shape again for my USA road trip. Almost threw up at the end of it, but instead of just going home like I used to, I rested on the couches for a few minutes and then finished my workout. Proud of myself. ^_^
  19. Originally posted by Malice If this happened to someone else I wouldn't treat them this way. Even I have my limits and a sense of honor.

    Except that you absolutely do treat people this way and worse. What you say happened is incredibly unlikely and is rife with hints of delusion.
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  20. Originally posted by Enter Went to the gym for the first time in months today. I'm going to get back into it, I feel like I'm refreshed and have a second zest for life after my fiji trip. I want to be in shape again for my USA road trip. Almost threw up at the end of it, but instead of just going home like I used to, I rested on the couches for a few minutes and then finished my workout. Proud of myself. ^_^

    Nice! What's your workout entail?

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