Conflict Shitpile III - Diplomacy Defunct Edition

1. 2018-02-10 at 3:52 AM UTC

   #381
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   we can go africa then gito and takeover easy
2. 2018-02-10 at 3:54 AM UTC

   #382
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader thats just your fellow seamen playing practical jokes on you while you masturbated in the missile room.
   
   to erotic pictures of men.

   
   the joke is going to be on you when you realize my masturbation involves using your asshole along with my missile...and a whole lotta seamen.
3. 2018-02-10 at 3:54 AM UTC

   #383
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra and good luck mounting lasers powerful enough to emulate the heat signature of a jet turbine

   
   there is no weaponized laser powerful enough to reliably bring down a missile of any size that isnt experimental and so expensive, heavy, and maintenance-hungry that it would be impossible to mount on a commercial aircraft.
   
   lasers as a countermeasure to MANPADS involve the beam, allegedly, 'dazzling' the sensor on the nose. the bummer is, there are guidance systems that 'remember' the target speed/distance/course and if something magically changes that...ie, flare, decoy, etc...the guidance system says 'lol!' and continues on the original course.
4. 2018-02-10 at 3:54 AM UTC

   #384
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by bling bling we can go africa then gito and takeover easy

   
   yes. go to africa. do that. then post how it works out for you
5. 2018-02-10 at 3:57 AM UTC

   #385
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   u can steal a china boat filled with constuction equipnebt and just get bare immaagrants to help u rush the boat than drive turkey coast but tell them were going east into europe but ir is a ruse i take them west 2 syria and we fuck the isis
6. 2018-02-10 at 3:58 AM UTC

   #386
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader thats where decoy, detachable turbojets come in.

   
   stfu, idiot.
7. 2018-02-10 at 3:59 AM UTC

   #387
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by bling bling u can steal a china boat filled with constuction equipnebt and just get bare immaagrants to help u rush the boat than drive turkey coast but tell them were going east into europe but ir is a ruse i take them west 2 syria and we fuck the isis

   
   urfee foofee vvwweeee bbthhhtth urky herky jerky poopoo, gnome sane?
8. 2018-02-10 at 4:17 AM UTC

   #388
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by infinityshock the joke is going to be on you when you realize my masturbation involves using your asshole along with my missile…and a whole lotta seamen.

   
   thats not a missile. thats just a bullett.
9. 2018-02-10 at 4:18 AM UTC

   #389
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by infinityshock stfu, idiot.

   
   your bulet is of insufficient size to stuff me to quiet.
10. 2018-02-10 at 4:20 AM UTC

    #390
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    benny where land boat so trump cannot fucj me
11. 2018-02-10 at 4:23 AM UTC

    #391
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader thats not a missile. thats just a bullett.

    
    you can call it whatever you want while youre screaming in agony and your liquified internal organs are leaking out of your various orifices and pores.
12. 2018-02-10 at 4:31 AM UTC

    #392
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by infinityshock you can call it whatever you want while youre screaming in agony and your liquified internal organs are leaking out of your various orifices and pores.

    
    oh, its a dummy round.
13. 2018-02-10 at 4:50 AM UTC

    #393
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader oh, its a dummy round.

    
    thats a given considering its going to be used on a dummy...
14. 2018-02-10 at 6:31 AM UTC

    #394
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by infinityshock thats a given considering its going to be used on a dummy…

    
    it didnt sting.
    
    i didnt even pheel a thing.
15. 2018-02-10 at 1:53 PM UTC

    #395
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader it didnt sting.
    
    i didnt even pheel a thing.

    
    because your shit is so worn out from excessive usage
16. 2018-02-10 at 1:54 PM UTC

    #396
    

    infinityshock Black Hole
    the syrians finally managed to shoot down a jedi F16.
    
    unfortunately it crashed in jediland and the two jedis on board managed to eject-ulate and lived.
17. 2018-02-10 at 2:22 PM UTC

    #397
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by infinityshock the syrians finally managed to shoot down a jedi F16.
    
    unfortunately it crashed in jediland and the two jedis on board managed to eject-ulate and lived.

    
    they've been capable for a long time, they just haven't for fear of escalation... Time for a new thread, especially given the mong wars in the last few pages
18. 2018-02-10 at 2:28 PM UTC

    #398
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Flight Radar 24 is worth checking out right now. Not many planes in the region of the Zionist entity.
19. 2018-02-10 at 3:11 PM UTC

    #399
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra they've been capable for a long time, they just haven't for fear of escalation… Time for a new thread, especially given the mong wars in the last few pages

    
    just get a mod to delete the e-diarrhea.
    
    oh.
20. 2018-02-10 at 3:20 PM UTC

    #400
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock just get a mod to delete the e-diarrhea.
    
    oh.

    
    As if half of it isn't yours.