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  1. Gun Lover Yung Blood
    Originally posted by RestStop I think diseases/disorders tend to consume all aspects of the sufferer's life if they let it. Not that it should be common but it definitely is. It's also a huge crutch to keep from doing things or a poor excuse as to why one hasn't done certain things. "Oh I have slight headaches sometimes..that's why I'm 30 and a virgin". LOL niqqaz!

    Wish I had the thanks button
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. The darkness consumes me
  3. I want to dismember someone with an axe

    It's 2 pm and I'm on phenibut and gabapentin drinking whiskey straight from the bottle wanting to destroy shit, destroy people. Burn it all the fuck down. Fuck it all.
  4. I hope you all get a good laugh out of ripping into me when I'm gone, make fun of how pathetic I am and smear me into the dirt. I fucking like the abuse, I like the degradation. I'm shit and deserve to be treated as such
  5. nigga its like 2pm, chill
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  6. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix The darkness consumes me

    I know the feeling. "Why can't I keep my heart from beating?"
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I want to dismember someone with an axe

    It's 2 pm and I'm on phenibut and gabapentin drinking whiskey straight from the bottle wanting to destroy shit, destroy people. Burn it all the fuck down. Fuck it all.



    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I hope you all get a good laugh out of ripping into me when I'm gone, make fun of how pathetic I am and smear me into the dirt. I fucking like the abuse, I like the degradation. I'm shit and deserve to be treated as such

    I’ve found the person to groom into the Dylan to compliment my Eric.
  8. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Malice I’ve found the person to groom into the Dylan to compliment my Eric.

    What?
  9. Fuck everyone
  10. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Fuck everyone

    Why is this?
  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Lanny, what are the financial benefits like at your job? If I was making 150K a year I would have no problem putting away 100K minimum a year. I don't know if there's a limit to employer matching, but if they could it would only take me 5 years to have a million saved (not accounting for compound interest).

    If you reach your goal of 2 million by 40 you'll have 200K in interest each year if the average is 10%. It's obscene and I want it. I want to feel better than everyone and spit on the poor.
  12. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Did your guys know that Dior made an anarcho-capitalist shirt?




    I kind of like it.
  13. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Malice Lanny, what are the financial benefits like at your job? If I was making 150K a year I would have no problem putting away 100K minimum a year. I don't know if there's a limit to employer matching, but if they could it would only take me 5 years to have a million saved (not accounting for compound interest).

    If you reach your goal of 2 million by 40 you'll have 200K in interest each year if the average is 10%. It's obscene and I want it. I want to feel better than everyone and spit on the poor.

    Most employers to have a cap for how much they will match 401k. My old job maxed out at 6%, which I thought was reasonable at the time.
  14. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by CASPER I didnt see anyone.

    Im waiting outside the girls hotel texting back n forth with her. We were thinking of stuff to do, but i kinda couldnt care if we even just went for a drive. I wore my "going to court" shirt lol.

    But yeah. Simple stuff is nice.

  15. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Malice Did your guys know that Dior made an anarcho-capitalist shirt?




    I kind of like it.

    I think it looks TERRIBLE, I'd rather be naked.
  16. Gun Lover Yung Blood
    Is there anything other than psychedelics that synergize perfectly with nitrous? It doesn't go with alcohol anything like ether does. The gas sure is great with opiates though.

    I bought a 10lb tank a few years back and figured out that 10lbs is way too much for me. That's equivalent to about 550 whippits. Your tolerance also skyrockets; it gets to where you don't even feel high until your face turns blue and you're passing out all the time. I limit myself to a few boxes of whippits now, only to complement other drugs.
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  18. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
  19. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
  20. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice Lanny, what are the financial benefits like at your job? If I was making 150K a year I would have no problem putting away 100K minimum a year. I don't know if there's a limit to employer matching, but if they could it would only take me 5 years to have a million saved (not accounting for compound interest).

    If you reach your goal of 2 million by 40 you'll have 200K in interest each year if the average is 10%. It's obscene and I want it. I want to feel better than everyone and spit on the poor.

    It's common to see a 4 to 8% match in established tech companies (startups usually don't have benefits beyond the sweat equity), I'm at 6. Obviously they cap it, if they didn't it would be like doubling the salary of almost all the close-to-retirement employees. Other people have pointed out the issues with this plan (match cap, contribution cap, taxation on the remainder). Also it's worth pointing out you can't draw on that money until you're like 65, so if you don't want to work that long you need money outside of retirement accounts.

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