2018-02-08 at 11:16 PM UTC
maybe 1ooo staple it just go grrrr u see claw sharp likw srtaple but cuts u many times a tiger always duck dowb fro defense and push up and thru ur line of sight
2018-02-08 at 11:17 PM UTC
cut u worse than ur uncle did to ur dick when u were 6
2018-02-08 at 11:34 PM UTC
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2018-02-09 at 1:09 AM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon
Just get good with a stapler fire staples into peoples eyes and foreheads staple their nuts to their leg from afar legal all 50 states legal all country no license legal CCW no problem imagine the fear you will inspire as stapler man thugs are found dead on the street with their balls stapled inexplicably to their nips people start finding niggers stapled to rafters of warehouses boys start turning up with their eyelids stapled to their forehead some will say you are just an urban legend and the guys stapled themselves on drugs but slowly people will become aware of you they will begin to fear and respect stapler man the community might think he is a vigilante who deserves to be caught or an angel of justice who should be lauded as a hero every time some unexpected hoodlum will try to rob and old lady he will do so in fear the fear that every shuffle or skittle he hears could be that sound the sound that will make him shit his pants when he finally hears it
"chk-CHIK!"
Charles Bronson in Dewalt Wish III
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2018-02-09 at 1:19 AM UTC
if you don't like tits then you're a poo-head
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2018-02-09 at 1:38 AM UTC
Any bitch with a five head come fuck with me.
2018-02-09 at 1:39 AM UTC
She got good brain.. like she went to Harvard. Ha ha ha
2018-02-09 at 1:48 AM UTC
i don't get it. how could you not want to stick your cock into that?
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2018-02-09 at 1:51 AM UTC
^ Oh man you just opened up a can of worms in my brain. I'm reverting to my 20 year old self. Thankfully there is time to purchase a case of Budweiser and fist fight all my friends over absolutely nothing.