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  1. bling bling Dark Matter
    maybe 1ooo staple it just go grrrr u see claw sharp likw srtaple but cuts u many times a tiger always duck dowb fro defense and push up and thru ur line of sight
  2. bling bling Dark Matter
    cut u worse than ur uncle did to ur dick when u were 6
  3. bling bling Dark Matter
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  4. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
  5. bling bling Dark Matter
    https://i.imgur.com/byrPVm2.jpg
  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Just get good with a stapler fire staples into peoples eyes and foreheads staple their nuts to their leg from afar legal all 50 states legal all country no license legal CCW no problem imagine the fear you will inspire as stapler man thugs are found dead on the street with their balls stapled inexplicably to their nips people start finding niggers stapled to rafters of warehouses boys start turning up with their eyelids stapled to their forehead some will say you are just an urban legend and the guys stapled themselves on drugs but slowly people will become aware of you they will begin to fear and respect stapler man the community might think he is a vigilante who deserves to be caught or an angel of justice who should be lauded as a hero every time some unexpected hoodlum will try to rob and old lady he will do so in fear the fear that every shuffle or skittle he hears could be that sound the sound that will make him shit his pants when he finally hears it

    "chk-CHIK!"

    Charles Bronson in Dewalt Wish III



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  7. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind

    I like all the bright colors of this picture.
  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop I like all the bright colors of this picture.

    i like the tits. i mean they're a fair bit bigger than i'd prefer but they are still a perfectly great pair of sexy tits.



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    if you don't like tits then you're a poo-head



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  10. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by NARCassist if you don't like tits then you're a poo-head



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    I mean of course I appreciate the aesthetics of the tits but I was more concerned imagining the fake dick actually being my own dick.
  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop I love that nasty lil' thot look on her face :


    MM i love square headed bitches.

  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Any bitch with a five head come fuck with me.
  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    She got good brain.. like she went to Harvard. Ha ha ha
  14. Originally posted by Gun Lover Aww dude, I have a MD-20 drum from the very first production run of them. Back then I lurked the hell out of the saiga-12.com forums and there was a guy by the name of Mike Davidson, IIRC, who would post about his dream of making an affordable 20rd drum that actually worked. He eventually got it working, and I was among the first preorders for the drum.

    Since then, those guns have quintupled in price due to Russian sanctions. But now lots of American manufacturers can rip off the design and sell a functional autoloading, magazine-fed shotgun for cheap.

    i have posted some guides on saiga-12 back in the day. Was a good site.

    Too bad about those sanctions though. But I still managed to convert some Saigas, mostly rifles. None of that aftermarket screw-on shit either, its all pinned and riveted.
  15. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH MM i love square headed bitches.


    Square head bitches do be fly tho.
  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop I love that nasty lil' thot look on her face :


    who is she tho? url says marie goals but i sent out the duck but returned empty handed.

    i have seen her before and she fine.



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  17. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by NARCassist who is she tho? url says marie goals but i sent out the duck but returned empty handed.

    i have seen her before and she fine.



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    Tana Mongeau, youtuber.
  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i don't get it. how could you not want to stick your cock into that?





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  19. RestStop Space Nigga
    ^ Oh man you just opened up a can of worms in my brain. I'm reverting to my 20 year old self. Thankfully there is time to purchase a case of Budweiser and fist fight all my friends over absolutely nothing.

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