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  1. bling bling Dark Matter
    ill do ur teeth on hire for weed
  2. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice I found a paper with some interesting data on gender differences in behavior. It explains a lot, for example, mainly gaps in pay and achievement. Essentially, women are inferior. It starts on page 10 of the file: https://my.vanderbilt.edu/smpy/files/2013/01/Article-PS-Lubinski-et-al-2014-DEC-FINAL.pdf

    >things men and women value with about the same frequency
    Exercise, community leadership, development of skills/interests, developing intellectual interests

    >things men value more
    Generating money (usually for others), being successful at work, finding a ho to marry, having a lot of money

    >things women value more
    friendship, giving back to the community, having a healthy diet, spending time with their kids every day

    I don't know malice, sounds like the dudes suffer from some real slave mentality here
  3. Originally posted by CASPER Come to California and buy a lil car to teach me how to drive manual. As far as I know, shift up at designated points + push in the clutch. Something like that.

    This will sound gay as fuck but if you have the space, literally just buy a Miata for like 4 grand. They're an incredibly fun manual car because their clutch is gorgeous and the ride is rock solid. If you buy track time with one, you will have some of the most fun of your adult life.
  4. RestStop Space Nigga
    http://www.wowktv.com/news/crime/huntington-police-nets-large-fentanyl-bust/958562780

    "At the residence, detectives recovered methamphetamine, Oxycontin pills, heroin, marijuana, three guns, approximately $11,000 in cash and 430 grams of pink fentanyl (the equivalent of 4,300 doses), which has a street value of $86,000. Some of the fentanyl had been packaged for sale in one-tenth of one gram bundles."

    Damn this nigga went hard.
  5. Erorr Houston
    Originally posted by bling bling ill do ur teeth on hire for weed

    God, you so funny!
  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Erorr Lol….well i just got divorced in november…a month prior i had a 45min near lethal seizure where I stopped breathing and almost went into cardiac arrest…from there was homeless turned staying at a friends. Got kicked out after being there for ten weeks. Homeless again…then got fired due to simple partials at work. Since then i blew my last paycheck and savings on rent with a former coworker. Best part is hes dead broke too so now it's just a matter of time. All the while my license got revoked…i cant qualify for disability, 5 miles in any direction from a town or any kind of work, still seizing on the reg, and now to boot i have my clip in teeth slip out of my pocket unnoticed and now further my ability to get hired anywhere….


    Not doing the depression game but my fucking god. This is one labyrinth I feel I have no way of getting out of.

    Damn dude, it's kind of nice to see someone else has been having a fucked up time.

    How did you lose your front teeth?
  7. Erorr buy a ticket to Florida and be my loveboy
  8. I will support you forever bby
  9. You draw me pretty pictures and have sex with me (you can fuck other people too, idc) and I'll pay your way through life
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  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Error, have you thought about using gum?

  11. Erorr Houston
    Originally posted by Malice Damn dude, it's kind of nice to see someone else has been having a fucked up time.

    How did you lose your front teeth?

    Had a lethal seizure....lasted around an hour straight. When i fell I smashed them out on the ground....went into cardiac arrest...was airlifted from the ohio border to Indianapolis to the only hospital trained to handle me. Along the way had to have my heart defibilated alongside breathing tubes and a mountain of ativan, fent, valium and more given to me. Didnt regain consciousness for days :/

    Since living with dose me in october of 2015 to now ive had 6 hospitalised grand mals alongside hundreds of partial seizures but since every test ive had came back inconclusive and my nuerologist sternly assumes i may not suffer from seizures (why idk) Well it means i cant qualify for disability without "proof"
  12. Erorr Houston
    Originally posted by Malice Error, have you thought about using gum?


    In the hospital after my lethal one and while still high as a kite, I kept demanding the nurses give me chiclets. Still it wouldn't work....i bare hand yanked out my right canine tooth thinking it was loose while still on fentanyl and Benzos....how i managed to idk but it fucking happened either way.
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  13. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah, super sad indeed. Looks like you'll have to fight toothless and nail to find employment.

    Where have you been you freak?
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop Where have you been you freak?

    tolerance break from life
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  15. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ tolerance break from life

    Nice. Sounds supernatural.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop Nice. Sounds supernatural.

    Oh it absolutely was. I stood facing a corner in my dark room the entire time and became invisible.
  17. bling bling Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Erorr God, you so funny!

    u think im kidding how many teeth just 1 thats easy work half q up front haze
  18. Erorr Houston
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon You draw me pretty pictures and have sex with me (you can fuck other people too, idc) and I'll pay your way through life

    Trust me, I give great head. Promise you no teeth everytime :o

  19. bling bling Dark Matter
    u got no bud ill take ur left nut fir payment sell ut off to cf
  20. Erorr Houston
    Anyone know if muffins is still alive? Man I miss him :/

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