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  1. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I smashed my thumb a couple months ago. I think my thumbnail might fall off soon. It's kinda... mushy.
  2. bling bling Dark Matter
    I D K wtf wwrong with my wrist no pain but it only moves 50%

    shit i just ruined my perfect post number
  3. Originally posted by Open Your Mind I smashed my thumb a couple months ago. I think my thumbnail might fall off soon. It's kinda… mushy.
    cut off the last digit and cap your stump with a thumb tip like magicians use, and keep drugs in it.
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  4. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon cut off the last digit and cap your stump with a thumb tip like magicians use, and keep drugs in it.

    This advice is actually pretty fly.
  5. bortmackie Yung Blood
    Oh damn retard3d thread still going apparebtly what happened in the past several year
  6. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by bortmackie Oh damn retard3d thread still going apparebtly what happened in the past several year

    Sellin' glass out the house, nigga. How are you?
  7. infinityshock Black Hole
    x
  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Lanny, what do you estimate your net worth will be by the time you’re 40?
  9. Originally posted by Zanick He converted to JW and this kind of website is strictly prohibited within the context of his newfound belief. There was a goodbye thread, but I think Lanny deleted it to stop the userbase from panicking about member retention.

    They need to make me head of retention here

    I'll get you a blowjob from HTS
  10. RestStop Space Nigga
  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Good god, prole restaurants fucking suck. I’m at Golden Corral right now and the food is about what any man with good taste would expect, notably sub-par. I even smoked right outside to prepare for this. Someone actually came here for the birthday and made the staff do and singing routine for them. Making someone perform on demand for you feels degrading and distasteful, I would never do so. Can you imagine having such awful (poor) parents that they bring you here for your birthday or having such poor taste that you actually want to go here?

    I want to leave this world far behind and never look back.
  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice Lanny, what do you estimate your net worth will be by the time you’re 40?

    IDK, hoping (somewhat optimistically) to be at around 2mil at that point and retiring. But that's a longer timescale than I'm really used to planning for or making predictions about so who the hell knows.
  13. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Hahaha, yeah, golden corral is pretty horrible. The few times I've found myself in one it was a whirlwind trifecta of emotions: loathing towards those responsible, deep sorrow that t his is what my countrymen have reduced themselves to, and anxious self awareness caused by trying not to offend whoever it was that insisted on going in the first place.
  14. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Lanny, get me a jerb that pays real money.
  15. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery a jerb

    That's where you're fucking up.
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  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Lanny, get me a jerb that pays real money.

    Start majoring in computer science like I am, transfer to the best university you can get into, move to the Bay Area and acquire the highest paying job you can, continue making sensible decisions.
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny Hahaha, yeah, golden corral is pretty horrible. The few times I've found myself in one it was a whirlwind trifecta of emotions: loathing towards those responsible, deep sorrow that t his is what my countrymen have reduced themselves to, and anxious self awareness caused by trying not to offend whoever it was that insisted on going in the first place.

    Only a true elitist at heart would convey the feelings so accurately. <3
  18. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Lanny, get me a jerb that pays real money.

    If you move to SF and go to one of those "dev bootcamp" things I could probably nepotisticly favor trade you into a job that would pay decent (six figs within a few years) for not a whole lot of work. But beyond that I don't have any good tricks besides going to school for something that pays well.
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  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny If you move to SF and go to one of those "dev bootcamp" things I could probably nepotisticly favor trade you into a job that would pay decent (six figs within a few years) for not a whole lot of work. But beyond that I don't have any good tricks besides going to school for something that pays well.

    Seriously? I thought they didn’t hire guys that had just graduated from a boot camp.

    I’d suck your dick to get a foot in the foor of the high paying financial industry. Just throwing that out there.
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