2018-02-05 at 11:47 PM UTC
Obbe
Alan What?
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I smashed my thumb a couple months ago. I think my thumbnail might fall off soon. It's kinda... mushy.
2018-02-05 at 11:53 PM UTC
I D K wtf wwrong with my wrist no pain but it only moves 50%
shit i just ruined my perfect post number
2018-02-06 at 12:16 AM UTC
Originally posted by Open Your Mind
I smashed my thumb a couple months ago. I think my thumbnail might fall off soon. It's kinda… mushy.
cut off the last digit and cap your stump with a thumb tip like magicians use, and keep drugs in it.
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2018-02-06 at 12:20 AM UTC
Oh damn retard3d thread still going apparebtly what happened in the past several year
2018-02-06 at 2:39 AM UTC
Lanny, what do you estimate your net worth will be by the time you’re 40?
2018-02-06 at 3:45 AM UTC
Good god, prole restaurants fucking suck. I’m at Golden Corral right now and the food is about what any man with good taste would expect, notably sub-par. I even smoked right outside to prepare for this. Someone actually came here for the birthday and made the staff do and singing routine for them. Making someone perform on demand for you feels degrading and distasteful, I would never do so. Can you imagine having such awful (poor) parents that they bring you here for your birthday or having such poor taste that you actually want to go here?
I want to leave this world far behind and never look back.
2018-02-06 at 3:51 AM UTC
Hahaha, yeah, golden corral is pretty horrible. The few times I've found myself in one it was a whirlwind trifecta of emotions: loathing towards those responsible, deep sorrow that t his is what my countrymen have reduced themselves to, and anxious self awareness caused by trying not to offend whoever it was that insisted on going in the first place.
2018-02-06 at 3:55 AM UTC
Lanny, get me a jerb that pays real money.
2018-02-06 at 3:57 AM UTC
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
a jerb
That's where you're fucking up.
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2018-02-06 at 4:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
Lanny, get me a jerb that pays real money.
If you move to SF and go to one of those "dev bootcamp" things I could probably nepotisticly favor trade you into a job that would pay decent (six figs within a few years) for not a whole lot of work. But beyond that I don't have any good tricks besides going to school for something that pays well.
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2018-02-06 at 4:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny
If you move to SF and go to one of those "dev bootcamp" things I could probably nepotisticly favor trade you into a job that would pay decent (six figs within a few years) for not a whole lot of work. But beyond that I don't have any good tricks besides going to school for something that pays well.
Seriously? I thought they didn’t hire guys that had just graduated from a boot camp.
I’d suck your dick to get a foot in the foor of the high paying financial industry. Just throwing that out there.
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