The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2018-01-21 at 2:11 AM UTC

   #7401
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I was just riding along in my lane and suddenly an SUV is turning right in front of me
2. 2018-01-21 at 2:33 AM UTC

   #7402
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Almost got fucked up on my way home today
   
   Some dickweed didn't see me and pulled to the middle of the road from a restaurant or something right in front of me
   
   He stopped right in the middle of my lane trying to avoid me and is lucky he didn't get hit by someone in another lane
   
   Thankfully that bike can stop from 60 in like ten feet
   
   I'm gonna have to get a helmet cam and post video every time this happens, I've only put 600 miles on that bike and I've already had like ten close calls

   
   Biking on the road is pretty stupid. Other drivers don't process you in the same way as they do other cars, which is why you hear so much about "He popped out of nowhere!"
   
   Just don't pop up out of nowhere mane. Avoid driving/riding your bike at night.
3. 2018-01-21 at 2:36 AM UTC

   #7403
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
4. 2018-01-21 at 2:36 AM UTC

   #7404
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It was daytime when that happened
   
   But yeah I try to keep night riding to a minimum unless it's so late that nobody is out
5. 2018-01-21 at 2:37 AM UTC

   #7405
   sploj gooj Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Kolokol-1 It was daytime when that happened
   
   But yeah I try to keep night riding to a minimum unless it's so late that nobody is out

   
   i'll beat your brains in with a crowbar
6. 2018-01-21 at 2:38 AM UTC

   #7406
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by A College Professor Share the road, man!
   
   And I think hes on a scooter not a pedal bike. "Thankfully that bike can stop from 60 in like ten feet" As in 60 miles per hour.

   
   I don't know if I'd call it a scooter but it's one of the smaller ninjas
7. 2018-01-21 at 2:39 AM UTC

   #7407
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by A College Professor Share the road, man!
   
   And I think hes on a scooter not a pedal bike. "Thankfully that bike can stop from 60 in like ten feet" As in 60 miles per hour.

   
   The same goes for motorcycles. There are plenty of studies you can read on. People simply do not process bike riders in the same way.
8. 2018-01-21 at 2:50 AM UTC

   #7408
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 The same goes for motorcycles. There are plenty of studies you can read on. People simply do not process bike riders in the same way.

   
   I'm sure there are plenty of studies that advise motorcyclists not to ride on the road. :o
9. 2018-01-21 at 2:51 AM UTC

   #7409
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by coughgel just realized that test is like an hour and a half though
   
   if you want to do one in 26 minutes this one is good https://iqexams.net/test/index.php?test=SA30#no-back-button my score was 24/30 (149)

   
   Can I do this on my phone? Not gonna turn on my PC again tonight
10. 2018-01-21 at 2:54 AM UTC

    #7410
    sploj gooj Yung Blood
    yeah
11. 2018-01-21 at 2:55 AM UTC

    #7411
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Still waiting on a pin in my email
12. 2018-01-21 at 2:58 AM UTC

    #7412
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    
13. 2018-01-21 at 2:59 AM UTC

    #7413
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS I'm sure there are plenty of studies that advise motorcyclists not to ride on the road. :o

    
    Uh, yes. I'm sure too.
14. 2018-01-21 at 3:01 AM UTC

    #7414
    sploj gooj Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Still waiting on a pin in my email

    
    clearly fake news
15. 2018-01-21 at 3:04 AM UTC

    #7415
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Sploo should kill himself.
16. 2018-01-21 at 3:13 AM UTC

    #7416
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by sploj gooj clearly fake news

    
    Still hasn't come
17. 2018-01-21 at 3:19 AM UTC

    #7417
    sploj gooj Yung Blood

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Sploo should kill himself.

    
    i dare u to use 300% brain power to write 2 whole sentences lil' fried retard
18. 2018-01-21 at 3:19 AM UTC

    #7418
    sploj gooj Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Still hasn't come

    
    lol you're in denial for your awful iq score
19. 2018-01-21 at 3:21 AM UTC

    #7419
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    
20. 2018-01-21 at 3:22 AM UTC

    #7420
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by sploj gooj i dare u to use 300% brain power to write 2 whole sentences lil' fried retard

    
    300% doesn't exist.