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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

  1. Originally posted by Plonko! ive eaten 130grams of Crouton in 4 days. didn't even feel euphoric at all really, just itchy, nauseous, zoned out, and sleepy. my mood could be increased but i cant really tell since i usually feel kinda good/opiated when sober. the scratching is fucking intense though ive been taking antihistamines and i still feel like i gotta rip my skin off

    so far i've taken since tuesday

    28 grams red maeng da
    28 grams white asia
    28 grams white horned leaf
    28 grams green maeng da
    15 grams white banjo

    overall very very meh drug i'd give it a 3.5/10. for reference alcohol is a 6/10, kavas a 5/10, and benadryl is a 1/10

    maybe i dont really experience the euphoric effects of opiates in general, which is a trend i've noticed. they basically make me puke, itch, and nod with a contented feeling. it's kind of boring actually, but still have to be careful considering the ridiculous addictive potential.

    anyone who posts on the /quittingCrouton subreddit is a total fucking faggot though

    ^
  2. Originally posted by Plonko! ive eaten 130grams of Crouton in 4 days. didn't even feel euphoric at all really, just itchy, nauseous, zoned out, and sleepy. my mood could be increased but i cant really tell since i usually feel kinda good/opiated when sober. the scratching is fucking intense though ive been taking antihistamines and i still feel like i gotta rip my skin off

    so far i've taken since tuesday

    28 grams red maeng da
    28 grams white asia
    28 grams white horned leaf
    28 grams green maeng da
    15 grams white banjo

    overall very very meh drug i'd give it a 3.5/10. for reference alcohol is a 6/10, kavas a 5/10, and benadryl is a 1/10

    maybe i dont really experience the euphoric effects of opiates in general, which is a trend i've noticed. they basically make me puke, itch, and nod with a contented feeling. it's kind of boring actually, but still have to be careful considering the ridiculous addictive potential.

    anyone who posts on the /quittingCrouton subreddit is a total fucking faggot though

    You'd swear everyone on that sub was quitting heroin. Literally posting about their hair falling out, over Crouton lol.
  3. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Plonko! mental illness isn't a brain disorder, and no you're pretty much the only autistic person here, you like to say everyone is because it makes you feel better about being a nigger

    by retarded i mean "defective, dysfunctional, less than human, incapable of basic human interactions and behaviors, living on disability for a mental deficiency" not IQ under 70 in this case

    So what, your diagnostic criteria for retardation is social incompatibility - inability to behave and interact in basically acceptable ways. Defective and dysfunctional.

    I hate to inform you of this, but by your own criteria... you're probably fucking retarded.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by HTS So what, your diagnostic criteria for retardation is social incompatibility - inability to behave and interact in basically acceptable ways. Defective and dysfunctional.

    I hate to inform you of this, but by your own criteria… you're probably fucking retarded.

    Where's your slabface?
  5. Originally posted by HTS So what, your diagnostic criteria for retardation is social incompatibility - inability to behave and interact in basically acceptable ways. Defective and dysfunctional.

    I hate to inform you of this, but by your own criteria… you're probably fucking retarded.

  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm starting to seriously consider that I may be the reincarnation of Satan, or the Anti-Christ. I wonder if I could start a cult around this.
  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix It was definitely bumble. People on the forum were begging for any potential screenshots of it. She pointed the camera in the toilet at the end. It was gross.

    i remember the screenshots off zoklet where she was all scatted up, covered in it.



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  8. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I'm starting to seriously consider that I may be the reincarnation of Cold Steel, or the Anti-Sonic. I wonder if I could start a cult around this.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. Originally posted by HTS So what, your diagnostic criteria for retardation is social incompatibility - inability to behave and interact in basically acceptable ways. Defective and dysfunctional.

    I hate to inform you of this, but by your own criteria… you're probably fucking retarded.

    no because malice has an immediately obvious disability that can be determined from one glance

    so do trannies so your more on malices level here
  10. Originally posted by Marcos Aurelius ^

    you smoke weed and act like you're a badass for it
  11. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Malice I'm starting to seriously consider that I may be the reincarnation of Satan, or the Anti-Christ. I wonder if I could start a cult around this.

    I think we've all felt this way.
  12. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I really don't like how I feel with higher testosterone levels. I'm too aggressive, irritable, angry, and the increased sex drive is annoying and an indignation. I still want to do a steroid cycle, though, because I think of it as a very valuable investment. The sooner you do it the longer you'll have to reap the rewards, particularly if you're aiming to seduce and bang college chicks.
  13. Originally posted by Malice I really don't like how I feel with higher testosterone levels. I'm too aggressive, irritable, angry, and the increased sex drive is annoying and an indignation. I still want to do a steroid cycle, though, because I think of it as a very valuable investment. The sooner you do it the longer you'll have to reap the rewards, particularly if you're aiming to seduce and bang college chicks.

    no woman would ever have sex with you because you're inferior to even the dumbest, ugliest whore lol
  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Then why have so many women shown interest in me throughout my life?
  15. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Cat Thumper.
  16. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by Malice I really don't like how I feel with higher testosterone levels. I'm too aggressive, irritable, angry, and the increased sex drive is annoying and an indignation. I still want to do a steroid cycle, though, because I think of it as a very valuable investment. The sooner you do it the longer you'll have to reap the rewards, particularly if you're aiming to seduce and bang college chicks.

    If you're going to cycle I hope you take it seriously and cruise

    If you lose motivation like last time you will destroy yourself
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I’m going to get a prescription for Vyvanse, I can just swallow some motivation. In the past the reasons I quit were due to severe depression, which isn’t as much of an issue now and will be diminished by the college environment and what it entails, as well as seasonal affective disorder, which shouldn’t be an issue in southern California, especially during this time of the year.

    Ever since PTSD jacked up my testosterone levels I’m really had an urge to beast out and throw some heavy weights around.
  18. Originally posted by Malice Then why have so many women shown interest in me throughout my life?

    probably because they thought you were over a 1/10 till you spoke

    i seriously think you should commit suicide. in fact, i've decided to spend all of my time on NIS trying to get you to kill yourself. eugenics is necessary at this point
  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh man, being targeted by sploo is going to be annoying as shit. Anyone noticed a pattern in his behavior, how long it generally takes for him to lose interest and move on to something else? Then again, from what I can remember, he may continue sporadically for years. If it takes sploo down as well, maybe I should push for exterminatory eugenics.

    Maybe I'll attempt a counter strategy and shift my current obsession to the neurology of autism again, hit sploo with endless info dumps (Google "autism infodumps", this may provide a good explanation for part of the reason why people like me and Hydro can continually produce excessive walls of texts. It's actually a common communicative behavior among people with autism.) and convince him that he himself is in fact autistic, but in denial. It's so obvious sploo is on the spectrum.
  20. your thoughts that are "obvious" are totally meaningless because its a result of kinked, atrophied, and ineffective neuronal communication. basically its like having someone with severe brain damage trying to tell me he's right. you KNOW for a fact you are defective and worthless, so honestly every moment you don't try killing yourself is an aberrant gesture towards to god. You deserve to die and it is a unanimous agreement. If it was a few hundred years ago you wouldve been left on a cliff to starve to death as an infant.

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