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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2018-01-18 at 8:35 PM UTCI was out for a walk just now, and i came across a young girl walking her puppy. She probably was like 12. I was walking behind her, and since i am i bigger than her my strides are longer so i was catching up with her. She kept looking over her shoulder at me, i gather at this point she was very frightened. And i mean, i do look quite menacing with my black leather winter coat, gloves and black beanie in the dark. And i was armed at the time since i carry my knife with me everywhere. But never did rape cross my mind, i just thought it was mildly interesting that she would be afraid of me while i know there are other people that would have no problem actually harming her.
Sometimes i feel like that big blue dude from Monster Inc. I may be scary, but i am pretty nice once you get to know me -
2018-01-18 at 8:58 PM UTC
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2018-01-18 at 9:14 PM UTC
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2018-01-18 at 9:14 PM UTCAnyway... You'd shit your paki khakis if you saw me in a dark alley at night bruh.
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2018-01-18 at 9:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie Anyway… You'd shit your paki khakis if you saw me in a dark alley at night bruh.
Online posturing is all worth the same amount: nothing.
That being said, I am willing to bet my life and every single penny I've ever earned that I would fucking obliterate you in a fistfight. -
2018-01-18 at 9:23 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Online posturing is all worth the same amount: nothing.
That being said, I am willing to bet my life and every single penny I've ever earned that I would fucking obliterate you in a fistfight.
Anyway i wasn't acting tough or posturing in the original story. I was relaying events as they happened. Honestly how often do i "act tough" online. Like never. -
2018-01-18 at 9:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Online posturing is all worth the same amount: nothing.
That being said, I am willing to bet my life and every single penny I've ever earned that I would fucking obliterate you in a fistfight.
CF you couldn't obliterate me in a fist fight, let alone a highly skilled Nordic warrior like Sophie. -
2018-01-18 at 9:29 PM UTC
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2018-01-18 at 9:34 PM UTC
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2018-01-18 at 9:36 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-01-18 at 9:40 PM UTC
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2018-01-18 at 10:11 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER 1.ilovechronic or something was the one who died on cam. Im surprised Im the only one that remembers that.
2. My car had fucked wiring issues, so Ive been renting the past couple of months. And ive been treating myself to some nice vehicles.
Being poor fucking blows. Having money is such an instant mood-lifter. And whe people THINK you have money, for some reason they go
out of their way to give you more money/opportunities for some reason.
3. Asking out a waiter/waitress is sketchy. Unless you have some clear cues they want the D. Then again, this is from someone who's never asked anyone out. But it feels weird. Should get in tune with your spanish heritage and quietly ask " Want to come back to my mom's apartment and reenact the Spanish Inquisition?" Then nonchalantly pull out a pair of nipple clamps and a white hot branding iron and stare at her quizzically.
4. When you look at one of the new Dodge Challengers, does it seem like a douchey car? I have the Hellcat right now, and i love it so much I could cry. But some cars like corvettes, I always look at them and just think "penis car". I think it just seems like a nice kinda lowkey sports-type car.
Viper is the guy who shot himself on cam. ILC relapsed and OD'd on heroin. -
2018-01-18 at 10:15 PM UTC
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2018-01-18 at 10:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice The urge to go on a shooting spree just keeps getting higher and higher.
If college doesn’t go well, and there’s a very good chance it won’t (I’m not referring to being unable to pass, but finding the environment intolerable.), there’s a good chance you’ll see me on the news later this year.
Would the shooting be indiscriminate or would you target a specific demographic -
2018-01-18 at 10:43 PM UTC
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2018-01-19 at 12:32 AM UTC
Originally posted by A College Professor I think the challenger is the coolest looking muscle car in production, only improvement that would be cool is offering a convertible version. You get an auto or a standard? To me any modern BMW is a penis-car and yeah corvettes are kind of penis cars too.
*looks at the ground* auto....but it has a manual mode/paddle shifters. Never had no pappy to teach me to drive manual. And this thing is too beautiful to fuck up the transmission on, learning right now. Yeah bc i want a NICE car, but the caddy felt kinda weird, and other "luxury" cars always feel like theyre trying too hard. I love vintage cars, so I felt like this would be a compromise. Id never be able to afford this one, but they do have $17k versions. And failing that, Ive always liked the charger too, but everyone seems to have one of those now. -
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