The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2018-01-18 at 5:35 PM UTC

   #7261
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   You are the hookah master. You have a fat milk stored up in the chamber. It's going to get ripped by one dude with a high tolerance, however you can pull a lever and have it get ripped by 5 people with low tolerances. You are now confronted with: the tolly problem
2. 2018-01-18 at 5:44 PM UTC

   #7262
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   The urge to go on a shooting spree just keeps getting higher and higher.
   
   If college doesn’t go well, and there’s a very good chance it won’t (I’m not referring to being unable to pass, but finding the environment intolerable.), there’s a good chance you’ll see me on the news later this year.
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   • HTS
3. 2018-01-18 at 5:58 PM UTC

   #7263
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon More like "The Plagiarist In The Lie"
   
   AM
   
   I
   
   RIGHT?

   
   You mean me, right?
   
   I've never read that book, what's it about?
4. 2018-01-18 at 6:01 PM UTC

   #7264
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by Malice The urge to go on a shooting spree just keeps getting higher and higher.
   
   If college doesn’t go well, and there’s a very good chance it won’t (I’m not referring to being unable to pass, but finding the environment intolerable.), there’s a good chance you’ll see me on the news later this year.

   
   Do it fagget.
5. 2018-01-18 at 6:17 PM UTC

   #7265
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Malice The urge to go on a shooting spree just keeps getting higher and higher.
   
   If college doesn’t go well, and there’s a very good chance it won’t (I’m not referring to being unable to pass, but finding the environment intolerable.), there’s a good chance you’ll see me on the news later this year.

   
   shoot to incapacitate,
   
   stab to kill.
   
   set the record for highest stabbing spree.
6. 2018-01-18 at 6:17 PM UTC

   #7266
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Open Your Mind You mean me, right?
   
   I've never read that book, what's it about?

   
   Phonies and Bronies
7. 2018-01-18 at 6:21 PM UTC

   #7267
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice The urge to go on a shooting spree just keeps getting higher and higher.
   
   If college doesn’t go well, and there’s a very good chance it won’t (I’m not referring to being unable to pass, but finding the environment intolerable.), there’s a good chance you’ll see me on the news later this year.

   
   Hello NSA.
8. 2018-01-18 at 6:30 PM UTC

   #7268
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Implying the NSA give a shit about americans killing americans
9. 2018-01-18 at 6:30 PM UTC

   #7269
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Implying the NSA give a shit about americans killing americans

   
   Anwar Al-Awlaki says hell-o
10. 2018-01-18 at 6:36 PM UTC

    #7270
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I am overflowing with hatred for humanity. I want to kill as many people as possible.
11. 2018-01-18 at 6:38 PM UTC

    #7271
    coughgel Yung Blood
    i spend 75% of the Crouton high scratching myself everywhere nonstop. its extremely annoying , almost makes it not worth it
12. 2018-01-18 at 6:39 PM UTC

    #7272
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice I am overflowing with hatred for humanity. I want to kill as many people as possible.

    
    Malice, shut the fuck up.
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13. 2018-01-18 at 6:57 PM UTC

    #7273
    coughgel Yung Blood
    im so sick of scratching myself
14. 2018-01-18 at 7:02 PM UTC

    #7274
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by coughgel im so sick of scratching myself

    
    Anti-histamines, maybe?
15. 2018-01-18 at 7:03 PM UTC

    #7275
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    my dads getting me some of the non-drowsy stuff, i have school cant be a zombie on beedrill
    
    i dont feel any more euphoric than i do sober though, just really fucking itchy
16. 2018-01-18 at 7:08 PM UTC

    #7276
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by Malice I am overflowing with hatred for humanity. I want to kill as many people as possible.

    
    If malice does kill someone, could lanny or members of this site be held accountable for not reporting these threats?
17. 2018-01-18 at 7:27 PM UTC

    #7277
    coughgel Yung Blood
    hes just mad about being born retarded
    
    oh noo muh lyfe so unfair ;(
18. 2018-01-18 at 7:37 PM UTC

    #7278
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Open Your Mind If malice does kill someone, could lanny or members of this site be held accountable for not reporting these threats?

    
    no, online kids say this shit all the time. And that's what MAlice is, edgy online kid who won't do shit.
19. 2018-01-18 at 7:39 PM UTC

    #7279
    coughgel Yung Blood
    he'd shit himself having a conversation with a stranger of course he cant do shit. he's impotent
20. 2018-01-18 at 7:44 PM UTC

    #7280
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Open Your Mind If malice does kill someone, could lanny or members of this site be held accountable for not reporting these threats?

    
    You have no legal obligation to report anything.