The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2018-01-11 at 1:44 PM UTC

   #6741
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop I think I'm finally ready to make some positive changes in my life and let the negative forces and influences in my life go. Though not before I cop one last ball on Saturday!

   
   And cause of the kids, I do have to change.. I have to change as a person, change certain type of things I do..
   
   BUT NOT TODAY THOUGH, TODAY I'M WHYLIN.. TODAY IM BUGGIN AND THUGGIN..
2. 2018-01-11 at 1:53 PM UTC

   #6742
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Malice I'm on a mission to gather every Imouto show (Update)
   https://www.reddit.com/r/anime/comments/7pgpya/im_on_a_mission_to_gather_every_imouto_show_update/?st=jca0u70y&sh=0816d368
   
   I know what I'm watching for the rest of the year.

   
   Add "One Room".
3. 2018-01-11 at 6:23 PM UTC

   #6743
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Malice Every year I sympathize with the Nazis more and more.

   
   Vintage Mal.
   
   This should be your signature.
4. 2018-01-11 at 7:04 PM UTC

   #6744
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   I'm so glad I'm not a nigger.
5. 2018-01-11 at 7:21 PM UTC

   #6745
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I'm so glad I'm not a nigger.

   
   Maybe if you were, you wouldn't have a micropenis tho
6. 2018-01-11 at 7:28 PM UTC

   #6746
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I'm so glad I'm not a nigger.

   
   you're worse than a nigger
7. 2018-01-11 at 7:29 PM UTC

   #6747
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i keep on getting scared i have an antenna
8. 2018-01-11 at 8:34 PM UTC

   #6748
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Hang around a lot of gang bangin' ass niggas
   Crip, Blood, blue or red, what you bang, nigga?
   You might got a pistol but this stick is way bigger
   I call it KKK, 'cause my choppa hate niggas
   Hang around a lot of gang bangin' ass niggas
   Crip, Blood, blue or red, what you bang, nigga?
   You might got a pistol but this stick is way bigger
   I call it KKK, 'cause my choppa hate niggas
9. 2018-01-11 at 8:40 PM UTC

   #6749
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Bittersweet memories are the worst. They lure you in with thoughts of happier times, but at the end of the day you just end up with a little more sadness than you started off with
10. 2018-01-11 at 8:55 PM UTC

    #6750
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Sophie Bittersweet memories are the worst. They lure you in with thoughts of happier times, but at the end of the day you just end up with a little more sadness than you started off with

    
    Package didn't arrive?
11. 2018-01-11 at 10:27 PM UTC

    #6751
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by RestStop Package didn't arrive?

    
    Nah fam. I was just rummaging around in my cabinet brain of canned thoughts. I opened a few to sample and they tasted bitter, bitter sweet.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • RestStop
12. 2018-01-12 at 1:10 AM UTC

    #6752
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Goddamn public transportation here fucking sucks. 50 fucking minutes to travel 3 fucking miles, are you fucking kidding me? I fucking hate driving and SoCal may have the worst drivers in the nation. It only takes 1/5th of the time, though.
    
    May have to suck it up and buy a cheap used car. I'm completely unfamiliar with vehicles, so this will be a pain.
13. 2018-01-12 at 1:12 AM UTC

    #6753
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Just get a moped
14. 2018-01-12 at 1:17 AM UTC

    #6754
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    
15. 2018-01-12 at 1:19 AM UTC

    #6755
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Just get a moped

    
    I'm afraid of dying, becoming crippled, or seriously injured. They also don't seem like a good choice for highways.
    
    I'm also planning on having some Eromanga sensei decals (Is that the right term?) made to paste all over my car so I can drive in style while blasting metal and hardcore punk.
    
    
16. 2018-01-12 at 1:22 AM UTC

    #6756
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Get a powered paraglider
17. 2018-01-12 at 1:27 AM UTC

    #6757
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Get a real man's vehicle like a Dodge ram 1500 laramie quad cab. What a real nigga traps with.
18. 2018-01-12 at 1:51 AM UTC

    #6758
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    are the things are see engraved in my mind
19. 2018-01-12 at 2:08 AM UTC

    #6759
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Sploo is the type of nigga that's gonna fuck a hoe, send her to the store, then pull off on her.
20. 2018-01-12 at 2:09 AM UTC

    #6760
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    no what is ergraved is Whenu see