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  1. Originally posted by Fromus Krokus I see attractive women every day

    On your computer doesn't count

    why wouldn't I find my cousin attractive?

    Lol. There's a difference between finding your cousin attractive and wanting to get weird with them.

    And that's actually something you do have in common with many Pakistanis: inbreeding. Not me, though: I'm part of the civilized world that thinks you are a disgusting faggot.
  2. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Fromus Krokus You have a birth defect

    I have greatly enhanced abilities from Asperger's, and the negative effects are manageable/treatable.

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Lol. There's a difference between finding your cousin attractive and wanting to get weird with them.

    And that's actually something you do have in common with many Pakistanis: inbreeding. Not me, though: I'm part of the civilized world that thinks you are a disgusting faggot.

    What's wrong with fucking your cousins?
  3. bling bling Dark Matter
    just snortyd a whole leaf
  4. Originally posted by Malice I have greatly enhanced abilities from Asperger's, and the negative effects are manageable/treatable.



    What's wrong with fucking your cousins?

  5. Originally posted by Malice What's wrong with fucking your cousins?

    Unprotected, retarded incest babies. Protected, it is indicative of some kind of social or developmental problem, because you're supposed to not be attracted to people related to you, because of the aforementioned incest baby problem, so nothing inherently but it indicates that you have a deeper mental issue.
  6. Sploo, you are autistic too, kid. Shut the fuck up and kill yourself.
  7. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Unprotected, retarded incest babies. Protected, it is indicative of some kind of social or developmental problem, because you're supposed to not be attracted to people related to you, because of the aforementioned incest baby problem, so nothing inherently but it indicates that you have a deeper mental issue.

    That's why you keep a bitch on the spray away. Though I agree on the not fucking family members thing. All mine are repulsive.
  8. Originally posted by Captain Falcon Sploo, you are autistic too, kid.

    Source?
  9. bling bling Dark Matter
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  10. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Do any of you know what this hand gesture means?

  11. F.E. Allen P-TRANNY
    two in the pink
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  12. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Found this on Wikipedia on a page about gestures:.
    Hand of benediction and blessing. The benediction gesture (or benedictio Latina gesture) is a raised right hand with the ring finger and little finger touching the palm, while the middle and index fingers remain raised. Taken from Ancient Roman iconography for speaking (an example is the Augustus of Prima Porta where the emperor Augustus assumes the pose of an orator in addressing his troops), often called the benediction gesture, is used by the Christian clergy to perform blessings with the sign of the cross; however Christians keep the thumb raised — the three raised fingers (index, middle, and thumb) are frequently allegorically interpreted as representing the three Persons of the Holy Trinity.[9] The hand's shape is said to partially spell the name of Jesus Christ in Greek.[10]

    The link for "Hand of benediction" just talks about some nerve damage bullshit, though.
  13. Originally posted by F.E. Allen two in the pink

    Lol, I was literally going to say "That's known as a 'buzzer', one half of 'the shocker'" before I scrolled down to see your posg
  14. bling bling Dark Matter
    "SHIBBOLETH"
    PASS GRIP OF A FELLOW=20 CRAFT
    (HANDSHAKE)
    3D"Secret
    The hand is taken as in an = ordinary=20 hand shake, and the Mason presses the top of his thumb against the = space=20 between the first and second knuckle joints of the first two = fingers of=20 his fellow Mason; the fellow Mason also presses his thumb on the=20 corresponding part of the first Mason's hand.=20
    The name of this grip is "Shibboleth". When a = candidate is=20 imparted with this grip and its usage it is done in this = manner:

    First, the Worshipful Master says to the candidate:

    "I now present my right hand in token of the continuance of=20 friendship and brotherly love, and will invest you with the = pass-grip,=20 pass-word, real grip and word of a Fellow Craft. As you are=20 uninstructed, he who has hitherto answered for you, will do so at = this=20 time. Give me the grip of an Entered Apprentice."

    As previously explained from the Entered Apprentice degree, = he then=20 has this exchange with the Senior Deacon, who is standing next to = the=20 candidate, who is still kneeling at the altar, after having assume = the=20 obligation of this degree):

    WM: Brother Senior Deacon.
    SD: = Worshipful=20 Master.
    WM: Will you be off or from? =
    SD: =20 From.
    WM: From what and to what? =
    SD: =20 From the grip of an Entered Apprentice to the pass-grip of a = Fellow=20 Craft.
    (At this time, the candidate is shown the = Pass=20 Grip)
    WM: Pass. What is that?=20
    SD: The pass-grip of a Fellow Craft. =
    WM: Has=20 it a name?
    SD: It has.
    WM: Will = you give=20 it to me?
    SD: I did not so receive it; neither = will I so=20 impart it.
    WM: How will you dispose of it?=20
    SD: Letter or syllable it.
    WM: = Syllable it=20 and begin.
    SD: You begin.
    WM: = Begin=20 you.
    SD: Shib
    WM: = bo =20
    SD: leth
    WM: Shibboleth, my Brother, = is the=20 name of this grip. You should always remember it, for should = you be=20 present at the opening or a Fellow Crafts Lodge, this pass-word = will be=20 demanded of you by one of the Deacons, and should you be unable to = give=20 it, it would cause confusion in the Craft.
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  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I saw that my bong and bowl had been stuck in an international sorting center for 10 days and used the trick where you simply request to receive updates on the tracking page. Worked like a charm, it's back on its way. Should have checked in sooner, but the possibility of this happening didn't cross my mind. I hadn't ordered direct from China in a while.



    I can't wait to smoke out of it and finally get some quality sleep I desperately need.
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  16. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Shut up
  17. i mixed a dub in nutella with a tablespoon of olive oil, stirred, put on crackers, wrapped in foil, cooking for 30 min at 350

    the thing with firecrackers is i never know the potency, sometimes i can eat all of it and be 4/10 high, other times ill have one and freak out for a while. i made three, though most of the nutella oozed out of the side and stuck to the foil so im just eating weed nutella. i'll start with one, wait an hour, then eat two more if im not hai. am i doing it rite?
  18. bling bling Dark Matter
    did u even smoke a fat1 {of piff } before ur meal ,,, u shud have drank white lightining in the bus rider there
  19. bling bling Dark Matter
    likr hell ya
  20. these taste fucking horribad

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