The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2018-01-06 at 6:17 AM UTC

   #6401
   

   Eval/Apply Recursed
   mfw
   
   
2. 2018-01-06 at 6:20 AM UTC

   #6402
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by D4NG0 I think you should definitely say it.

   
   Honestly, I'm continuing Monster Musume in the dark at 1AM right now. That's actually somewhat true.
3. 2018-01-06 at 6:20 AM UTC

   #6403
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

   Originally posted by Malice after I save up I'm planning to return to college full time again to dual major in philosophy and biology, the latter of which would lead to something in the cognitive sciences/neuroscience, both of which are passions of mine

   
   You said this shit 6 years ago
4. 2018-01-06 at 6:21 AM UTC

   #6404
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Malice, what's the strangest Japanese fetish shit you're into?

   
   Oh, I'm pretty vanilla. I'm kind of into siscon anime and may genuinely be sexually attracted to my own sister.
5. 2018-01-06 at 6:21 AM UTC

   #6405
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Daily You said this shit 6 years ago

   
   No I didn't.
6. 2018-01-06 at 6:50 AM UTC

   #6406
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   In my speech class last year i had to give an introduction speech on something i did and how i changed me. I did hitchhiking. Led to some interesting conversations with classmates later. I know you're joking malice, but don't be a fraidy little quiet bitch when you start school.
   
   Just do what I do. Get to know people, be talkative, THEN decide you don't like them and be a quiet bitch. Your words have so much power when you are quiet/choosy with words. Busted out simple Chinese at work a while back and everyone lost their collective shit. I have like 5 people i talk to out of maybe 40-50. Plus doing gay shit back to that one guy who does gay shit? Priceless.
   
   I'm so kworky randompenfuin663
7. 2018-01-06 at 6:52 AM UTC

   #6407
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What do you guys recommend for listening to music on phones? I like YouTube red but it costs money and idk where else would have some of the things i like to listen to. Could download but now thst i have nice headphones i notice the drop in quality.
8. 2018-01-06 at 6:54 AM UTC

   #6408
   

   D4NG0 motherfucker
   Just pirate music like a big boy.
9. 2018-01-06 at 6:56 AM UTC

   #6409
   

   D4NG0 motherfucker

   Originally posted by Malice Oh, I'm pretty vanilla. I'm kind of into siscon anime and may genuinely be sexually attracted to my own sister.

   
   wait whut
10. 2018-01-06 at 6:57 AM UTC

    #6410
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That's such a hassle tho. Already have a big library but files vary and replacing the shit with good shit (if i even find it) would be monumentous.
11. 2018-01-06 at 6:57 AM UTC

    #6411
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 What do you guys recommend for listening to music on phones? I like YouTube red but it costs money and idk where else would have some of the things i like to listen to. Could download but now thst i have nice headphones i notice the drop in quality.

    
    I have an Amazon Prime subscription and get Prime Music free with it. It has a most of the stuff I want but I'll often find it doesn't have stuff I do want.
    
    However since you are a student, you can get Music Unlimited for like $6.50/mo if you buy a year subscription at a time, and that has all the music included.
    
    If not that, then just get Spotify. Free has ads but Premium is like 10 bucks a month, no ads and it basically has everything.
12. 2018-01-06 at 7:02 AM UTC

    #6412
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'll look into it. I already have prime (dat student discount) but didn't know about the musix
13. 2018-01-06 at 7:02 AM UTC

    #6413
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 That's such a hassle tho. Already have a big library but files vary and replacing the shit with good shit (if i even find it) would be monumentous.

    
    An easy/free middle ground if don't care about discovery options etc (i.e. you already know what music you want to listen to and don't want to hear new/related shit) is to get Google Play Music, download all the shit you want, then upload them to the GPM cloud. It will generally not actually take an upload but just say "yeah you have this MP3 and you're trying to upload it, but it would be stupid to use that storage and bandwidth up twice so you can just stream that particular song from us for free".
14. 2018-01-06 at 7:03 AM UTC

    #6414
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I'll look into it. I already have prime (dat student discount) but didn't know about the musix

    
    yeah it's like an add-on to Prime itself.
15. 2018-01-06 at 7:05 AM UTC

    #6415
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yeah, Google Play Music is the nigger rig streaming service, if you don't want to spend extra money and are fine with "uploading" your own songs, that's the way to go. It supports uploading "up to 50,000 songs" That's a fair amount if you don't want to spend anything. But again, you will have to curate your own library, download it from somewhere, then upload it.
16. 2018-01-06 at 9:46 AM UTC

    #6416
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I just wasted a perfectly good yuengling by pouring everclear in it. Still standing here trying to figure out why the fuck I thought that was a good idea
17. 2018-01-06 at 10 AM UTC

    #6417
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm trying to drink it because it's my last one and I don't feel like going back to the store, but fuck, this shit is nasty
18. 2018-01-06 at 10:29 AM UTC

    #6418
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 I'm trying to drink it because it's my last one and I don't feel like going back to the store, but fuck, this shit is nasty

    
    Plug it :)
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra, 
    • The Self Taught Man
19. 2018-01-06 at 11:21 AM UTC

    #6419
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by mmQ Plug it :)

    
    do a handstand
20. 2018-01-06 at 11:37 AM UTC

    #6420
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice Oh, I'm pretty vanilla. I'm kind of into siscon anime and may genuinely be sexually attracted to my own sister.

    
    you'll like kiss x sis, but I'm assuming you've already seen it
    
    why can't all anime be like that