The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2018-01-03 at 2:27 PM UTC

   #6141
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   you wrote more about captain faggot than me :(
2. 2018-01-03 at 2:29 PM UTC

   #6142
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   you have to try harder. he tried really hard so i wrote him 3 sentences instead of 1
3. 2018-01-03 at 2:34 PM UTC

   #6143
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fromus Krokus you have to try harder. he tried really hard so i wrote him 3 sentences instead of 1

   
   Heeeeeeey, heeeeey baby!
   (SPLOO! Ah!)
   I wanna knoowwwww if you'll be my girl!
   
   When I saw you walkin' down the street,
   I said that's the kinda drug addict I"d like to meet!
   He's so pretty, he's so fine.
   I'm gonna make him mine oh mine!
   
   Heeeeeeey, heeeeey baby!
   (SPLOO! Ah!)
   I wanna knoowwwww if you'll be my girl!
   
   
   I've known you since 2008... 2009... and you've barely said a word to me. And now I want at least a couple of sentences. Capeeesh?????
4. 2018-01-03 at 2:35 PM UTC

   #6144
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   youre treating me like im nero. you're meant to be a prison bitch for sure. you try to be dominant but once you find someone more dominant than you, you get all cringey and gay for them. maybe you hate women because you love men
5. 2018-01-03 at 2:39 PM UTC

   #6145
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fromus Krokus youre treating me like im nero. you're meant to be a prison bitch for sure. you try to be dominant but once you find someone more dominant than you, you get all cringey and gay for them. maybe you hate women because you love men

   
   you're pretty observant and switched on. the drugs haven't completely fucked you up yet.
6. 2018-01-03 at 2:49 PM UTC

   #6146
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fromus Krokus you're the most repetitive, uninteresting person on this site and i'd be amazed if any woman would find anything about you attractive besides a few ten dollar bills. i literally cant interact with you on the same level as other people because of your low IQ and totally bland personality. basically your post was an attempt to make me notice you, because you have no distinguishing features otherwise

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Fromus Krokus even malice has more personality than falcon
   
   i guess thats why he can only circlejerk with the other beta males like §m£ÂgØL and lsd. they accept a substandard product

   
   It is okay, Sploo: cry is free.
7. 2018-01-03 at 2:50 PM UTC

   #6147
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i was just putting you back in your place, no emotion required
8. 2018-01-03 at 2:57 PM UTC

   #6148
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fromus Krokus i was just putting you back in your place, no emotion required

   
   Your place is literally your parent's basement. I would say I put you back there, but you never left. And you will never leave.
9. 2018-01-03 at 2:58 PM UTC

   #6149
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Your place is literally your parent's basement. I would say I put you back there, but you never left. And you will never leave.

   
   captain falcon you're really stupid and nobody likes you.
10. 2018-01-03 at 2:59 PM UTC

    #6150
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    you are a gay muslim who's autistic. your place is pakistan
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • NARCassist
11. 2018-01-03 at 3:16 PM UTC

    #6151
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter captain falcon you're really stupid and nobody likes you.

    
    Didn't read
12. 2018-01-03 at 3:17 PM UTC

    #6152
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fromus Krokus you are a gay muslim who's autistic. your place is pakistan

    
    2/3 claims here are false. That's 66.666% wrong. Sploo is now proven to be factually less intelligent than 16% of the human population.
13. 2018-01-03 at 3:38 PM UTC

    #6153
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Been doing nothing but eating, sleeping and drinking since last year. Honestly think I needed it otherwise it wouldn't be so easy to fall back asleep.
14. 2018-01-03 at 4:42 PM UTC

    #6154
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • RestStop
15. 2018-01-03 at 4:43 PM UTC

    #6155
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Open Your Mind

    
    Damn she has an uncanny valley thing going on
16. 2018-01-03 at 5:39 PM UTC

    #6156
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    im better looking than half of the ugly blow up doll bitches OYM posts
17. 2018-01-03 at 5:46 PM UTC

    #6157
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'm a 9/10
    
    
    
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18. 2018-01-03 at 6:33 PM UTC

    #6158
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Fromus Krokus im better looking than half of the ugly blow up doll bitches OYM posts

    
    IDK bet that bitch's snatch is tighter than a jedi on Christmas.
19. 2018-01-03 at 7:13 PM UTC

    #6159
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by Fromus Krokus im better looking than half of the ugly blow up doll bitches OYM posts

    
    
20. 2018-01-03 at 7:16 PM UTC

    #6160
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]