The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2018-01-03 at 6:09 AM UTC

   #6121
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Sploomo is threatened by Malus because he sees himself in him. Sploo is headed squarely in the same direction. His destiny is autism.
   
   Sploo is going to spend out his days going insane because he will never get laid again or have a real friend. He drove away every girl who was ever interested by trying to impress an internet retard (Roshambo) with how edgy he was being by threatening to kill them and shit. And his social skills and personal shit-togetherness have deteriorated to the point of basically being a homeless person (kid is like 20 now), so there is basically zero chance he gets anywhere with anyone, friend or romantic interest. He also can't hold down a job or power his way through college. So basically, he's going to live in his mom's basement until he's forced into welfare.
   
   I hope inflated IQ test scores are worth money by then, because if not then hoo boy.
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2. 2018-01-03 at 8:28 AM UTC

   #6122
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Death to the human race!
3. 2018-01-03 at 12:48 PM UTC

   #6123
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   
4. 2018-01-03 at 12:52 PM UTC

   #6124
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   OYM, here's a hot girl you'll probably like, right up your alley.
   
   
5. 2018-01-03 at 12:52 PM UTC

   #6125
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   obbe, you have a girlfriend. stop looking at other women. she's not even that hot.
6. 2018-01-03 at 12:55 PM UTC

   #6126
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by Enter obbe, you have a girlfriend. stop looking at other women. she's not even that hot.

   
   You sound like a fat girl.
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7. 2018-01-03 at 1:04 PM UTC

   #6127
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Open Your Mind You sound like a fat girl.

   
   
8. 2018-01-03 at 1:46 PM UTC

   #6128
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Silicone and Botox is just so hot
9. 2018-01-03 at 1:46 PM UTC

   #6129
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
10. 2018-01-03 at 1:47 PM UTC

    #6130
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm either going to order meth or clonazolam/flualprazolam, should end horribly either way.
11. 2018-01-03 at 1:58 PM UTC

    #6131
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Sploomo is threatened by Malus because he sees himself in him. Sploo is headed squarely in the same direction. His destiny is autism.
    
    Sploo is going to spend out his days going insane because he will never get laid again or have a real friend. He drove away every girl who was ever interested by trying to impress an internet retard (Roshambo) with how edgy he was being by threatening to kill them and shit. And his social skills and personal shit-togetherness have deteriorated to the point of basically being a homeless person (kid is like 20 now), so there is basically zero chance he gets anywhere with anyone, friend or romantic interest. He also can't hold down a job or power his way through college. So basically, he's going to live in his mom's basement until he's forced into welfare.
    
    I hope inflated IQ test scores are worth money by then, because if not then hoo boy.

    
    but you're cringey and boring. im still better so...
12. 2018-01-03 at 2:01 PM UTC

    #6132
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    what do you think of me, sploo?
13. 2018-01-03 at 2:11 PM UTC

    #6133
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    kys
14. 2018-01-03 at 2:12 PM UTC

    #6134
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon shit-togetherness

    
    falcon isnt smart enough to find a synonym for this that's a real word
15. 2018-01-03 at 2:13 PM UTC

    #6135
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fromus Krokus but you're cringey and boring. im still better so…

    
    Sploo, if I am cringey and boring then you're a trillion times more so. What the fuck do you even do? Jack shit, that's what.
16. 2018-01-03 at 2:16 PM UTC

    #6136
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    you're the most repetitive, uninteresting person on this site and i'd be amazed if any woman would find anything about you attractive besides a few ten dollar bills. i literally cant interact with you on the same level as other people because of your low IQ and totally bland personality. basically your post was an attempt to make me notice you, because you have no distinguishing features otherwise
17. 2018-01-03 at 2:18 PM UTC

    #6137
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fromus Krokus you're the most repetitive, uninteresting person on this site and i'd be amazed if any woman would find anything about you attractive besides a few ten dollar bills. i literally cant interact with you on the same level as other people because of your low IQ and totally bland personality. basically your post was an attempt to make me notice you, because you have no distinguishing features otherwise

    
    Honk?! ME?!!! Or Captain Falcon?
18. 2018-01-03 at 2:20 PM UTC

    #6138
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    even malice has more personality than falcon
    
    i guess thats why he can only circlejerk with the other beta males like §m£ÂgØL and lsd. they accept a substandard product
19. 2018-01-03 at 2:23 PM UTC

    #6139
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fromus Krokus even malice has more personality than falcon
    
    i guess thats why he can only circlejerk with the other beta males like §m£ÂgØL and lsd. they accept a substandard product

    
    oh so what do you think of me then
20. 2018-01-03 at 2:24 PM UTC

    #6140
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter oh so what do you think of me then

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Fromus Krokus kys