The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2018-01-01 at 5:10 AM UTC

   #6001
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Still gettin a blowjob Can you imagine your fight or flight response if someone called you out for wearing fake Burberry? You'd get up in class and sprint right out, never to return!

   
   No, I've specifically imagined scenarios related to this multiple times.
   
   "Is that genuine?"
   
   "Of course not! They're high quality replicas from Taobao that I found on the DesignerReps subreddit."
2. 2018-01-01 at 5:11 AM UTC

   #6002
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Enter malice do you still run everywhere to save time

   
   I do indeed run inappropriately. What I mean is that I run whenever the urge strikes me, like a child would. Humans have a ridiculously slow walking speed. Fuck moving at 3 fucking miles per hour.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2018-01-01 at 5:12 AM UTC

   #6003
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i hate older women walking through malls. they'll stop right in front of you to stare at a fucking hat in a store window. "OH LOOK AT THAT."
   
   cunts
4. 2018-01-01 at 5:37 AM UTC

   #6004
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by NARCassist when i smoked a lot i got to the point i couldn't sleep without it.

   
   Yeah, I've been where I felt like I needed to smoke to sleep. I think it's kind of a viscious cycle though, you don't sleep as well because you smoke it but you can't fall asleep without it. When I smoke a lot, then don't for a couple days, after maybe 3-5 days of not being able to fall asleep I sleep a lot better. It just takes a little while to get used to falling alseep without being high again.
5. 2018-01-01 at 5:42 AM UTC

   #6005
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Unfortunately I can't fall asleep regardless of how long I've been sober.
6. 2018-01-01 at 5:45 AM UTC

   #6006
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   🗿
7. 2018-01-01 at 6:32 AM UTC

   #6007
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice No, I've specifically imagined scenarios related to this multiple times.
   
   "Is that genuine?"
   
   "Of course not! They're high quality replicas from Taobao that I found on the DesignerReps subreddit."

   
   Lol you actually use taobao?
8. 2018-01-01 at 6:41 AM UTC

   #6008
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Malice At the very least that bomber jacket and those jeans look bomb as fuck. What's wrong with the punk artstyle?

   
   my bomber jacket is way better than your bomber jacket.
   
   
   
   
   
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9. 2018-01-01 at 7:01 AM UTC

   #6009
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   So plain?
10. 2018-01-01 at 7:06 AM UTC

    #6010
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Having two shifts less than 12h apart should be illegal.
11. 2018-01-01 at 8:49 AM UTC

    #6011
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by mmQ Is spice a real drug?

    
    No im sorry. Its a shitty substitute for an already widely available, relatively cheap plant.
12. 2018-01-01 at 8:53 AM UTC

    #6012
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Malice Some fucked up shit happened and I had to move in with my dad. Spoke to him for the first time in 9 years.
    
    I'm with the entire family in North Carolina right now, which I thought I'd hate because the area seems boring as fuck, but it's been pretty chill. At least they have Netflix, a TV that can stream it, and fast internet.
    
    Could definitely go for some weed to treat my insomnia. Flying back to SoCal on the 8th and the first thing I'm gonna do is get my hands on some recreational marijuana. Jealous?

    
    Fag. I was gonna drive to Pomona and bring you a present.
13. 2018-01-01 at 11:02 AM UTC

    #6013
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Just lost $100 on a bad deal. Stupid fucking niggers. This is why people die. This is why people lose their sons, fathers, brothers, mothers. This is why everybody hates niggers. What a great fucking way to start the new year. Fuck.
14. 2018-01-01 at 1:19 PM UTC

    #6014
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Having two shifts less than 12h apart should be illegal.

    
    Just got off at 11:30 pm last night and going in for my 9-6 soon
15. 2018-01-01 at 1:28 PM UTC

    #6015
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Just lost $100 on a bad deal. Stupid fucking niggers. This is why people die. This is why people lose their sons, fathers, brothers, mothers. This is why everybody hates niggers. What a great fucking way to start the new year. Fuck.

    
    Learn to deal with white people, dude. Thats entirely on you.
16. 2018-01-01 at 1:29 PM UTC

    #6016
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    the day after really heavy drinking is probably the worst feeling i've ever had
    
    i wonder if opiate wd is even worse
17. 2018-01-01 at 2:01 PM UTC

    #6017
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by CASPER Learn to deal with white people, dude. Thats entirely on you.

    
    Honestly, non-Asian minorities are far more likely to be fucking pieces of shit. It's genetic and people delude themselves into believing otherwise as well as remaining willfully ignorant and molded by a vast array of cognitive biases and group behavior. Jensen and Rushton should be mandatory reading.
    
    THIRTY YEARS OF RESEARCH ON RACE
    DIFFERENCES IN COGNITIVE ABILITY
    
    http://citeseerx.ist.psu.edu/viewdoc/download?doi=10.1.1.186.102&rep=rep1&type=pdf
    
    When I get a well paying job I'm moving to a neighborhood as white and asian as possible.
18. 2018-01-01 at 2:05 PM UTC

    #6018
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Just got off at 11:30 pm last night and going in for my 9-6 soon

    
    Almost exactly the same here lol.
19. 2018-01-01 at 2:16 PM UTC

    #6019
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    retarded thread group therapy session
    
    
20. 2018-01-01 at 2:32 PM UTC

    #6020
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Lol you actually use taobao?

    
    There are a lot of great things on there, it's by far China's largest e-commerce site. I've bought a lot of things direct from China.
    
    Here's another nice thing I bought. Learned about the vendor on r/chinaglass
    
    http://www.popularglass.com/8-inch-tall-mothership-bongs-straight-fab-oil-rigs-amber-female-joint-size-144mm-p-281.html
    
    + this bowl: http://www.popularglass.com/mobius-glass-bowl-slide-flower-glass-screen-bowls-joint-size-188144mm-2pcslot-p-179.html
    
    The bong is based on this really expensive one: https://aqualabtechnologies.com/products/leisure-glass-14mm-swiss-tree-bong?variant=43479052615