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  1. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Wonder if I should get into school for chemistry or just kill myself
  2. bling bling Dark Matter
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  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Brain surgeon Where have you gone to malice?

    Happy New Years everybody. Stay retarded.

    Some fucked up shit happened and I had to move in with my dad. Spoke to him for the first time in 9 years.

    I'm with the entire family in North Carolina right now, which I thought I'd hate because the area seems boring as fuck, but it's been pretty chill. At least they have Netflix, a TV that can stream it, and fast internet.

    Could definitely go for some weed to treat my insomnia. Flying back to SoCal on the 8th and the first thing I'm gonna do is get my hands on some recreational marijuana. Jealous?
  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice Some fucked up shit happened and I had to move in with my dad. Spoke to him for the first time in 9 years.

    I'm with the entire family in North Carolina right now, which I thought I'd hate because the area seems boring as fuck, but it's been pretty chill. At least they have Netflix, a TV that can stream it, and fast internet.

    Could definitely go for some weed to treat my insomnia. Flying back to SoCal on the 8th and the first thing I'm gonna do is get my hands on some recreational marijuana. Jealous?

    why can't you get weed in NC?



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  5. bling bling Dark Matter
    know the right number u can get her
  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny Is there any evidence for the "cannabis improves sleep quality" hypothesis? I've heard the contrary (studies find it reduces REM sleep, although legalization media as spun that into a good thing somehow) and obviously it can help you get to sleep but I'm doubtful it's a net win.

    I don't like REM sleep. Whenever I have heavy periods of REM I always wake up feeling far less well rested. I haven't read about the neurology of sleep and the latest theories, so I don't know exactly what the evidence is as to its function. Reducing memory consolidation is a major concern for school, but Asperger's gives me visual and long-term memory quirks, so it's already generally excessive to begin with, with regards to the nonspecific quality of it, but of course if most of my day is devoted to scholarly subjects, pursuing my many interests, this is a net benefit.

    Anyway, I'm aware it may decrease sleep quality, but my schedule irregularity and insomnia are so severe that it's by far a net benefit. I'm not neurotypical anyway and there are distinct on average differences in the sleep architecture of autists, so it's more complicated.

    Google pulled up this and the abstract claims research is mixed and in its infancy. Going to read it on sci-hub now:
    Cannabis, Cannabinoids, and Sleep: a Review of the Literature
    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/28349316

    Originally posted by NARCassist why can't you get weed in NC?



    .

    Uh, because I'm a reclusive autist who doesn't know anyone and is too afraid to talk to people? I'm seriously considering asking my sister/kawaii imouto to get some for me. My brother is mad at me for disappearing for 9 years without a word and refuses to speak to me. I don't have anything to say to him and never liked him anyway.
  7. bling bling Dark Matter
    told her id be faithful dint believe me prob cuda been if i never met evie
  8. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Wonder if I should get into school for chemistry or just kill myself

    Get out of debt and never have to pay a bill again with this one simple trick!
  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I've found some bomb ass clothes on r/DesignerReps and think I can build a pretty solid wardrobe for school for $400-500.

    What do you guys think of these? Keep in mind that I have impeccable taste, so if you dislike them it's likely due to your own deficits:

    Dior x Toru Kamei (Standard solid black athletic fit Levi 541's will be more comfortable and go well with these.)


    Dior x Dan Witz Bomber Jacket (That's a mosh pit, btw)



    Amiri Art Patch Jeans (black ones)


    Scarves for fall because I'm a pompous fuck. Parisian and over the shoulder styles:



    Black (5 limit reached) https://img.alicdn.com/imgextra/i2/2580466516/TB27ATTXEo09KJjSZFDXXb9npXa_!!2580466516.jpg

    May throw in some Burberry dress shirts: https://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=546115041409
    I mean, they're cheap and look nice, pretty standard wardrobe pieces, so I may as well get one of each in black and white. The inner pattern is perfect for flexing with tacky rolled up sleeves during the spring and summer.

    And maybe a duck umbrella for the odd rainy day: https://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=547082830698&ns=1#detail
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  10. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by NARCassist yep, that is totally 100% all my life consists of is putting some nbs and stops after my posts. i do absolutely fuck all else 24/7 because typing that at the end of each post takes up so much of my time, literally all of it.

    jesus dargo, what a fucking retarded thing to say huh?

    Hahaha. Lighten up bro. You get triggered by the slightest shit.
  11. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Also, Mal, those clothes scream faggot. Not just a lil homo, but full on fuck me in the ass behind the dumpster faggot.
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  12. lol can't tell if malice is trolling, but if not, go for it dude.
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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by D4NG0 Also, Mal, those clothes scream faggot. Not just a lil homo, but full on fuck me in the ass behind the dumpster faggot.

    pretty sure that's what's actually going on on the bomber jacket, and 'mosh pit' is a chinese euphemism or something
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  14. At the bar for the first time in a while tonight...

  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by D4NG0 Also, Mal, those clothes scream faggot. Not just a lil homo, but full on fuck me in the ass behind the dumpster faggot.

    You're totally out of it, old man. In fact, you were likely never in it to begin with. I'm like a mobius strip of hipness.
  16. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Malice I've found some bomb ass clothes on r/DesignerReps and think I can build a pretty solid wardrobe for school for $400-500.

    What do you guys think of these? Keep in mind that I have impeccable taste, so if you dislike them it's likely due to your own deficits:

    Dior x Toru Kamei (Standard solid black athletic fit Levi 541's will be more comfortable and go well with these.)


    Dior x Dan Witz Bomber Jacket (That's a mosh pit, btw)



    Amiri Art Patch Jeans (black ones)


    Scarves for fall because I'm a pompous fuck. Parisian and over the shoulder styles:



    Black (5 limit reached) https://img.alicdn.com/imgextra/i2/2580466516/TB27ATTXEo09KJjSZFDXXb9npXa_!!2580466516.jpg

    May throw in some Burberry dress shirts: https://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=546115041409
    I mean, they're cheap and look nice, pretty standard wardrobe pieces, so I may as well get one of each in black and white. The inner pattern is perfect for flexing with tacky rolled up sleeves during the spring and summer.

    And maybe a duck umbrella for the odd rainy day: https://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=547082830698&ns=1#detail

    I think they'll make you look like a fag.
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  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Is that supposed to be a bad thing? Fags have impeccable fashion sense.
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  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    At the very least that bomber jacket and those jeans look bomb as fuck. What's wrong with the punk artstyle?
  19. malice do you still run everywhere to save time
  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    First post of the new year! Fuck, family ruined it. Well, at least I got to drink more.

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