2017-12-14 at 4:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix
I feel like I'm dying
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I didn't eat anything for two days straight and tried to throw up because I'm nauseous and a spit out a bunch of weird orangish brown shit. Also when I try to stand up I'm so dizzy I can barely walk.
2017-12-14 at 5:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
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2017-12-14 at 5:39 PM UTC
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2017-12-14 at 6:41 PM UTC
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I'm up $80 right now in just a few hours. My god.
2017-12-14 at 7:05 PM UTC
Gambling is cool, isn't it?
2017-12-15 at 1:54 AM UTC
Q: What is a Fromus Krokus?
A: It is the procedure of smoking crack and masturbating to dog autopsies in slow motion. It is intended to cause complete, irreversible damage to dopamine neurons in the neocortex.
2017-12-15 at 7:37 AM UTC
If you thought Weinstein's reign of sexual terror was bad wait till I tell you about the lives of the peasantry under his period of semi-deified sexual monarchy. If you look at it that way, his sexual revolution was a great thing.
2017-12-15 at 8:29 AM UTC
Also i got asked if i was gay at work today. I think its because i keep winking at this dude. Not sure how to feel
2017-12-15 at 8:30 AM UTC
You should get into sport bets, as well.