The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-12-14 at 10:29 AM UTC

   #4901
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by aldra http://breaking911.com/breaking-news-kentucky-state-rep-kills-self-leaves-suicide-note-online/
   
   this is going to start happening more and more

   
   "Listen guys. Life is fucking great! I have the best wife ever! Absolutely amazing kids and grandkids! I'm surrounded by awesome people! God loves me! Things are fantastic! So let me just state that I'm going to shoot myself in the head all of a sudden because of 9/11 and stress, NOT because I was very recently accused of molesting a teenager. I repeat, NOT BECAUSE OF THESE HORRIBLE FALSE ACCUSATIONS, WHICH ARE FALSE, AND HORRIBLE! Its because of some old PTSD that is getting to me now, amidst my awesome life and awesome family and awesome kids. I love life, or something?"
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RisiR †, 
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2. 2017-12-14 at 10:31 AM UTC

   #4902
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   i cud only find azurascens on spore works its a us site so ama just pic up some random cubensis from salciaonline they only got the generic stains
   
   is it important what u use as a bed for fruiting chamber or idk if its just to make the cakes comfy
3. 2017-12-14 at 10:34 AM UTC

   #4903
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by bling bling i cud only find azurascens on spore works its a us site so ama just pic up some random cubensis from salciaonline they only got the generic stains
   
   is it important what u use as a bed for fruiting chamber or idk if its just to make the cakes comfy

   
   Make sure their pillows are fluffed multiple times a day. And don't forget to sing to them. They loves songs.
4. 2017-12-14 at 10:42 AM UTC

   #4904
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   It is somewhat important but you have options. I always wanted to try honeywater.
   
   I'd recommend saw dust over chopped wood, though. There are millions of detailed guides.
5. 2017-12-14 at 11:12 AM UTC

   #4905
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   oh ya i thought the vermiculite was what u spawn the shroom in idk what the bed mixture was called that
6. 2017-12-14 at 11:13 AM UTC

   #4906
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   well oit is but it isnt
7. 2017-12-14 at 12:45 PM UTC

   #4907
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   GUESS I SHOUD BUYT SOME FUCKING BEXNOES SO I CAN SLEEP THRU THE YERALY CHRISTMAS FIGHTINGS
8. 2017-12-14 at 12:46 PM UTC

   #4908
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   jutsd do what u wont im just pass out ong the setee bihcs
9. 2017-12-14 at 12:54 PM UTC

   #4909
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra http://breaking911.com/breaking-news-kentucky-state-rep-kills-self-leaves-suicide-note-online/
   
   this is going to start happening more and more

   
   You remember a few years back when all the bankers killed themselves?
10. 2017-12-14 at 1:27 PM UTC

    #4910
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by bling bling riser reccomend me dankest shroom strands

    
    You can't handle it
    
    Stay in sheff
11. 2017-12-14 at 1:36 PM UTC

    #4911
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    nah i gotta get OT fam noone was talking to u anyway
12. 2017-12-14 at 1:43 PM UTC

    #4912
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by bling bling oh ya i thought the vermiculite was what u spawn the shroom in idk what the bed mixture was called that

    
    Yea, do it like that. PF Tek. Bullet proof method. It works really good with Psilocybe.
    
    A bed is usually a term used when cultivating outdoors.
13. 2017-12-14 at 1:51 PM UTC

    #4913
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just happened to notice this quarter I was counting out quarters for laundry. A quick Google search turns up nothing, like I thought maybe it was similar to 'follow george.com' or whatever it was, but I don't see anything about it being a movement or something that others have even seen.
    
    That said, I've decided it's the U.S. Mint's version of a golden ticket and it's worth hundreds of million of dollars for one lucky winner, me.
    
    So yeah, I'm rich now. Ama
    
    
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14. 2017-12-14 at 1:53 PM UTC

    #4914
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    How is that put on there?
15. 2017-12-14 at 1:57 PM UTC

    #4915
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by RisiR † How is that put on there?

    
    Its like it's just barely etched in. I don't know anything about engraving or how it would be done, but if I run a toothpick on it it's definitely it's own thing, like it's not a stamp or marker or some shit. Idk
16. 2017-12-14 at 1:57 PM UTC

    #4916
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It looks photoshopped
17. 2017-12-14 at 1:59 PM UTC

    #4917
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 It looks photoshopped

    
    YOU LOOK PHOTOFAGGOTED!!!!! *sobs*
18. 2017-12-14 at 2:10 PM UTC

    #4918
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yeah well I'm not the one running toothpicks on coins you fucking cliche
19. 2017-12-14 at 2:25 PM UTC

    #4919
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Yeah well I'm not the one running toothpicks on coins you fucking cliche

    
    Its called science, do you even??
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20. 2017-12-14 at 2:26 PM UTC

    #4920
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Maybe it was put in with acid. How does it taste?