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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I don't mean that the movement is shitty because it's not smooth. At this point, smooth movements are very cheap from China.

    For example, the TY2706 movement costs like 20 bucks at individual cost (bulk can get down to like $5), and it's the movement that's used in a lot of luxury replicas and basically all the stupid watch company startups you see popping up ("Quality luxury watches at an affordable price by cutting out the middleman, go to watchstartup.com/affiliatelink for 20% off and use promo code SOCIALMEDIAGUY for free shipping").

    The thing is, I haven't seen an AP watch with a movement in the back that looks like that at all. The self winding weight (the big golden pizza slice, it spins around to wind up the watch as you move your wrist) looks very legit but I mean the stuff in the back of it.

    It's likely a working movement, not just some fake gears and shit, but I've just never seen an AP with movement that looks like that. They generally have a more elegant look behind the weight, like so:




    Could you post a more dead-on picture of the watch?

    And sorry if it seems like I'm trying to shit on your watch, I don't mean to at all, at the very least it will look dope as fuck. I'm just interested in it.

    Nah im completely open to any pointers because sending it to AP outright to be authenticated in Clearwater, FL was going to be $550 and aint nobody got time fo dat.

    Yeah i tried taking some other pics but the light shining off the back made them really blurry. Or maybe i had the photo settings fucked up. Ill try to get a more clear pic. Keep in mind this watch is probably at least 10 years old, so they mightve changed the style somewhat since then.

    Something else the first guy I brought it to said- was that it was either a fantastic forgery, or someone did some work on it who didnt quite know what they were doing, so maybe they didnt replace the little metal guards over the parts. Who knows.

    Basically my dilemma at this point is this. He said if I could find someone to buy it outright for at least $5k, hed give me %15. But if I can verify authenticity, Im just going to tell him (since I know he needs cash to go buy his drugs, and keep up this charade for christmas), that since he lost the certificate, the best offer ive ben able to nail down is like $2400- and that mysterious buyer will be myself. Its enough that I dont think hell be able to pass it up, but not enough that id be devastated if I lost it. At that point if I can be reasonably sure its authentic, Im just going to flip it to the first person I can get $8-10k from.

    Post last edited by CASPER at 2017-12-09T20:19:54.700164+00:00

    Post last edited by CASPER at 2017-12-09T20:21:10.192794+00:00
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    And in basketball, you inside game needs to kind of have a rhythm like a dance. Fucking exclusively black women, you shouldve at least inherited some rhythm via vaginal osmosis. Its kind of like doing the electric slide. Each dribble should be a little two-hop back into the defender. Just being on the court a lot, getting a feel for where everything is in relation to each other. You keep your off arm out enough to protect your inside and feel his movement. If you do it correctly and he tries to lunge outside to steal, you can easily drop inside for a fairly uncontested shot. But just pushing back into him, creating room...if youve got a little bit of weight on him or even a little height, you should be able to create space and hit that little turn around fade away or layup all day.
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  4. Originally posted by CASPER And in basketball, you inside game needs to kind of have a rhythm like a dance. Fucking exclusively black women, you shouldve at least inherited some rhythm via vaginal osmosis. Its kind of like doing the electric slide. Each dribble should be a little two-hop back into the defender. Just being on the court a lot, getting a feel for where everything is in relation to each other. You keep your off arm out enough to protect your inside and feel his movement. If you do it correctly and he tries to lunge outside to steal, you can easily drop inside for a fairly uncontested shot. But just pushing back into him, creating room…if youve got a little bit of weight on him or even a little height, you should be able to create space and hit that little turn around fade away or layup all day.
  5. Originally posted by CASPER And in basketball, you inside game needs to kind of have a rhythm like a dance. Fucking exclusively black women, you shouldve at least inherited some rhythm via vaginal osmosis. Its kind of like doing the electric slide. Each dribble should be a little two-hop back into the defender. Just being on the court a lot, getting a feel for where everything is in relation to each other. You keep your off arm out enough to protect your inside and feel his movement. If you do it correctly and he tries to lunge outside to steal, you can easily drop inside for a fairly uncontested shot. But just pushing back into him, creating room…if youve got a little bit of weight on him or even a little height, you should be able to create space and hit that little turn around fade away or layup all day.

    Fucking LUL

    Thanks for the advice, brotato
  6. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency God bitcoin transaction times are pissing me off. Literally losing money by the second waiting for confirmations. What a shit token. All in on monero after (if) I get my coin back into my own wallet.

    bitit.io 8.9% transaction fee BUT the longest I've ever had to wait was 25 minutes and every other time it's been about 10 minutes from click to dream.
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  7. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Good on you for saving, sounds like you're tired of being a failure and ready for change. Pretty soon that will be less than one of ya checks.


    It's a whole new wave.

    SHOOT ROXYS FAGGOT
  8. RestStop Space Nigga
    SHOOT FAGGOTS ROXY!
  9. Shoot carfentanil or gtfo
  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Whitey's can't handle the idea of a big ugly nigger putting his thick nigger lips on their pure white daughter's little pink nipples and her pretty little rose petal lips wrapped around his dark cock.

    Can ya blame whitey? If it were my daughter i'd first shoot the nigger, then shoot her, then kill myself for being such a shitty father.
  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by RestStop SHOOT FAGGOTS ROXY!

    I would recommend it.
  12. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Sophie I would recommend it.

    Speaking of recommendations which cell phone would you advise me to get for security purposes? I'm a fan of apple and I really don't like Android so I guess I'm trying to stay away from those OS's maybe something that could be highly customized? IDK I'm an idiot with more money than brains I guess just figured you would be that nigga that knows shit like this.
  13. Originally posted by RestStop IDK I'm an idiot with more money than brains

    I sell u best phone guaranteed
  14. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I sell u best phone guaranteed

    And love me long time too?
  15. Originally posted by RestStop Speaking of recommendations which cell phone would you advise me to get for security purposes? I'm a fan of apple and I really don't like Android so I guess I'm trying to stay away from those OS's maybe something that could be highly customized? IDK I'm an idiot with more money than brains I guess just figured you would be that nigga that knows shit like this.

    Get an apple phone and jailbreak it
  16. Everyday is Sunday when you're unemployed.
  17. Just watched "The Strange Thing About The Johnsons." It was pretty good.

    Post last edited by Wick Sweat at 2017-12-10T10:58:27.290858+00:00
  18. RestStop Space Nigga
    Just watched "The Strange Thing about the Johnsons" not gonna lie it was absolutely horrifying and not in a good scary movie way...words..there are none.
  19. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Shit, just read what that is. Glad I didn't watch it.
  20. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Just watched "The Strange Thing About The Johnsons." It was pretty good.

    Post last edited by Wick Sweat at 2017-12-10T10:58:27.290858+00:00

    If you actually watched it you wouldn't be joking about it.

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