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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

  1. also it tastes really good
  2. Originally posted by aldra lol, for when your neighbours start locking up their hoses at night

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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I think there was a dude recently who got caught with like, industrial amounts of cocaine. Got off with nothing.

    i don't get it. how did he 'get caught' if its not against the law there. that's like saying you got caught with a pound of sugar and got off. you wouldn't get 'caught' with a bag of sugar because there's nothing wrong with having it in the first place.



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon The whole feasibility/reasonability argument went out the window with the very first Snowden leak. Without that one nerd who decided to be a hero, if I told you today that the same NSA facilities exist that we now know to be a fact, you would say it was infeasible, impossible to keep secret etc.

    The information we already know from the leaks that are years old now basically outlines the most absurdly expensive, extensive, dangerous mass surveillance instrumentation that would absolutely never be approved by the American public if it were every discussed in a public forum, has already been implemented. It's basically a political disaster scenario… And we still wouldn't have known about it today if one measly guy hadn't slipped through the cracks.

    My point is that the US government has already displayed an absurd and irrational commitment to this mass surveillance campaign. The storage space doesn't matter. The NSA practically has unlimited funds and no oversight because the American public is too afraid of a threat that has killed less Americans in the entire history of this country (terrorism), than stepladder accidents in the last year.

    its not often i agree with captain faggot, but when i do its pretty spot on the point.



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  5. RestStop Space Nigga
    It's raining in December I love Ohio weather. One day it's sunny and 75 and the next an apocalyptic blizzard.
  6. Went to get this guitar amp out of my closet and found these dirty old panties stuffed into the back of it. Won't reveal the source but bidding starts at $10.

  7. I keep on hiding my drugs on spice it makes me have to search for hours
  8. Originally posted by jimmy I keep on hiding my drugs on spice it makes me have to search for hours

    I used to stash things in PS2 game cases and floor vents and jacket pockets on benzos and not encounter the shit again until weeks or months later
  9. Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Went to get this guitar amp out of my closet and found these dirty old panties stuffed into the back of it. Won't reveal the source but bidding starts at $10.


    Hydro's shit stained diaper? I'll buy it if you include a pic of hydro
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Went to get this guitar amp out of my closet and found these dirty old panties stuffed into the back of it. Won't reveal the source but bidding starts at $10.


    Ill pay you a jar of cookie butter to take that disgusting picture down.
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  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Well the time of year is upon us. If anyone is interested, ill soon begin sales of my famous Cali Christmas Care package. Assortments begin at $60 and go up from there. This offer open only to verified OG niggaz. Inquire for details.
  12. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by CASPER Well the time of year is upon us. If anyone is interested, ill soon begin sales of my famous Cali Christmas Care package. Assortments begin at $60 and go up from there. This offer open only to verified OG niggaz. Inquire for details.

    Inquiring.
  13. Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Went to get this guitar amp out of my closet and found these dirty old panties stuffed into the back of it. Won't reveal the source but bidding starts at $10.


    What size is it
  14. Originally posted by Kolokol-1 What size is it

    L/7
  15. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    I just want to say that I love you Reststop.
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  16. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller I just want to say that I love you Reststop.

    ty Doll.
  17. Originally posted by CASPER Well the time of year is upon us. If anyone is interested, ill soon begin sales of my famous Cali Christmas Care package. Assortments begin at $60 and go up from there. This offer open only to verified OG niggaz. Inquire for details.

    we've gotta pay?
  18. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    I have to drive out of town 2.5 hours to work 2ce a week and my cars power steering belt popped off like 10 minutes into my drive home so once i made it home i had to hurry and get my girls csr inspected befire the tax office closes and then for whatever reason the state insoection server is down so i have do thatvtomorrow morning befire driving 3 hours and my usual airbnb rooms were alresdy booked so im staying in another place and ill probabky have trouble sleeping cis its a new place and I have less tahn $400 to my name and registratiin + airbnb will be around 100 and I have a credit csrd bill due to morrow and i wish i had drugs
  19. FFS fake ass alts taking the usernames of real users from back in the day... Fuck off, dude. I don't really have any sentiments for those people but there's something extra faggy about jacking their username within the same community, so you can spam and shit up the forum.
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  20. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    Beyond locally theres nobody as vocally dope as me
    so I'm totally devoted 'til notice me globally
    A dope emcee, you don't agree
    then go and read poetry
    I know you're a bitch, no need to show me your ovaries
    Fuck those moves that you're makin'
    'Cuz I ain't following shit
    You little gossipin' bitches, you need to swallow a dick
    Cuz all of this is politics and I aint followin' gimicks
    All of you critics are bitches and you gotta admit it
    I'ma stop talking shit when this load of faggots
    drop their arrogant ego over their itty bitty local status
    Who flows the baddest is irrelevant shit
    If you're a prick you should suck a fuckin elephant's dick
    I aint never givin props when you keep peddain shit
    So sever your wrists cuz bitch, you will never be missed
    I have never met an emcee who is better than this
    Y'all aint worth the genital sweat I'm lettin' you kiss

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