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  1. My sister, his daughter, and I were escorted to Aquilla's room. We were told to take off all our clothes, even our underwear. Aquilla got an oiled bamboo rod and then he started to touch our butts with his hands. All three of us thought that there was nothing wrong with this because we were always getting punished. Even though no one had touched us in this manner we thought of punishment as a normal thing.

    Although we didn't like what was happening, we had no idea that we were experiencing sexual abuse. He began to spank us with the rod leaving big welts on our bottoms and thighs. We cried, but we were used to this kind of torture. This was the way of the cult. The children of the cult must have been beaten at least once everyday in a similar fashion for anything an adult thought was bad. After the welting, Aquilla (Ricky Kendricks) proceeded to use the rod to violate our bodies in the worst way imaginable. I remember feeling weird and being in a lot of pain. The pain was from the beating, the guilt, and the 7-inch rod that was inserted into my private parts. After he was done he told us all a phrase that I will never forget, "Now we can be FRIENDS."
  2. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Did not read
  3. he is the dumbest person on the site
  4. Originally posted by jimmy he is the dumbest person on the site

    Bill Krozby is still here
  5. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by I main Luigi on smash 4 Can not read*

    You were attempting to make fun of me for buying books like two weeks ago.
  6. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Why would 15 of them hunt something for 6 hours and only eat the lower jaw and tongue?
  7. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by I main Luigi on smash 4 No I wasn't lol.

    1v1 me in smash right now faggot.

    Originally posted by Vlodge Zponge Boiiiizzz LOL faggot

    "i WONT shoot heroin…but what do i buy with this money, i need something to reward myself. i know, reading materials!"

  8. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by I main Luigi on smash 4 That was sploo you tard

    Literally no one is retarded enough to believe that.
  9. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I wonder why mash hasn't regaled us with stories from the psych ward yet.
  10. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I wonder why mash hasn't regaled us with stories from the psych ward yet.

    What's there to tell? You sit around, take meds and do crossword puzzles and shitty group therapy sessions. Not much to it.
  11. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix What's there to tell? You sit around, take meds and do crossword puzzles and shitty group therapy sessions. Not much to it.

    I dunno, but when I asked him about it, he said he should make a thread about it some time. Kind of implied there was a story there, or at least a story of how he wound up in there this time around.
  12. Haha he told me he was on vacation. Lying ass nigga.
  13. Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix What's there to tell? You sit around, take meds and do crossword puzzles and shitty group therapy sessions. Not much to it.

    Lol mash was doing shit like that over thanksgiving
  14. tfw you gargle mouthwash for 75 seconds after not brushing for a week and you spit out visible clumps of dead bacteria
  15. Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix What's there to tell? You sit around, take meds and do crossword puzzles and shitty group therapy sessions. Not much to it.

    also every moment you think "oh man i cant wait for this shit to be over"
  16. who is mash now? whiskeypheonix? wick sweat?
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    why are these google home units so popular

    why do people trust google enough to explicitly bug their houses

    I'm about to go from sysadmin to hermit
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  18. Originally posted by aldra why are these google home units so popular

    why do people trust google enough to explicitly bug their houses

    I'm about to go from sysadmin to hermit

    Because people are too trusting in their obscurity. They think they're too small to matter.

    Then Mr Chatterjee Six-Pack's son says some unpopular shit in private and 20 years later becomes politically relevant.

    The suddenly



    The NSA has that shit on tape because your Samsung TV was always watching and listening, and they leak it to the internet.

    It could be anyone. The president of 2060 is probably shitposting on /r/Politics right now. He's fucked. Geopolitics are being decided as we speak because we're too quick to push "ok" on the permissions for shitty mobile games. The decision to kill millions are being made right now. But we don't know it. 43 years from now, whatever actual cabals exist that have infiltrated the highest levels of our societies and governments could seize control, are arming up to seize control right now.

    It's brilliant. It's like planting a seed today so you can take a shot to assassinate the Malaysian prime minister in 50 years from the cover of its leaves. It's terrifying.
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  19. weed makes me vibrate all weird
  20. smoking tiny pieces of weed makes me have to law down why

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