The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-11-29 at 12:26 AM UTC

   #3841
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Open Your Mind I don't ask you why you suck dicks.

   
   You should
2. 2017-11-29 at 12:28 AM UTC

   #3842
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   speaking of which
   
   
3. 2017-11-29 at 12:29 AM UTC

   #3843
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If I was Obbe:
   
   
4. 2017-11-29 at 1:02 AM UTC

   #3844
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon If I was Obbe:
   
   

   
   should've gone with a synthol dickhead
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5. 2017-11-29 at 1:03 AM UTC

   #3845
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   That kind of build (1st pic on this page) is perfectly attainable, he isn't even that muscular or large. Heck, I'd say even I looked more muscular at my peak. It's interesting that so many people lust after and desire such a build. Unsurprising that so few attain it considering their diet and routines. I read an immense amount and adhered strictly to reason, developed my mind, to attain my perfected dietary and exercise regimen, allowing even a very low testosterone hard gainer to have one of the best bodies on the site.
6. 2017-11-29 at 1:03 AM UTC

   #3846
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
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7. 2017-11-29 at 1:03 AM UTC

   #3847
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
8. 2017-11-29 at 1:05 AM UTC

   #3848
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra should've gone with a synthol dickhead

   
   Lol all of the girls he posted looked exactly like they had synthol tits
   
   
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9. 2017-11-29 at 1:06 AM UTC

   #3849
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice That kind of build (1st pic on this page) is perfectly attainable, he isn't even that muscular or large. Heck, I'd say even I looked more muscular at my peak. It's interesting that so many people lust after and desire such a build. Unsurprising that so few attain it considering their diet and routines. I read an immense amount and adhered strictly to reason, developed my mind, to attain my perfected dietary and exercise regimen, allowing even a very low testosterone hard gainer to have one of the best bodies on the site.

   
   Yeah the reason people like that build is because it shows that you take care of yourself. And people don't even like dudes who are super shredded or whatever IRL. Those people just look weird walking around.
   
   My boyfriend has a great physique, he's muscular but just enough that he's huggable too. Perfect balance.
10. 2017-11-29 at 1:07 AM UTC

    #3850
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Obbe why do you always post these plastic barbie lookin' bitches lol

    
    I feel like they're purely extreme aesthetic and it takes a lot of hard work to make it look as good as it does. If you ever had the chance to bang one of them doing anything more than jerking off on her right after a photo shoot would absolutely shatter the illusion
11. 2017-11-29 at 1:21 AM UTC

    #3851
    

    Space Nigga Yung Blood
    I'm content just not being fat. Down 20lb from the start if this year ain't done any excersise.
12. 2017-11-29 at 1:25 AM UTC

    #3852
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Space Nigga I'm content just not being fat. Down 20lb from the start if this year ain't done any excersise.

    
    amphetamine diet?
13. 2017-11-29 at 1:50 AM UTC

    #3853
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by aldra I feel like they're purely extreme aesthetic and it takes a lot of hard work to make it look as good as it does. If you ever had the chance to bang one of them doing anything more than jerking off on her right after a photo shoot would absolutely shatter the illusion

    
    I agree with you. But still. I find it really appealing.
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14. 2017-11-29 at 1:52 AM UTC

    #3854
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

    Originally posted by Open Your Mind I agree with you. But still. I find it really appealing.

    
    You like them big black booty bitches too?
15. 2017-11-29 at 1:54 AM UTC

    #3855
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Lol all of the girls he posted looked exactly like they had synthol tits
    
    

    
    Assuming that isn't shopped the guy obviously knows how to build muscle and would look 100X better without the oil injections even if being half the size. We all can't be Zyzz I guess though.
16. 2017-11-29 at 1:57 AM UTC

    #3856
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by Daily You like them big black booty bitches too?

    
    I prefer something like this:
    
    

    Originally posted by Open Your Mind
    
    

17. 2017-11-29 at 2:03 AM UTC

    #3857
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop Also Sploo looks exactly like he acts; fucking retarded.

    
    how? i could be a male model
18. 2017-11-29 at 2:37 AM UTC

    #3858
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by jimmy how? i could be a male model

    
    Modeling retardation?
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19. 2017-11-29 at 2:40 AM UTC

    #3859
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by mmQ Modeling retardation?

    
    Yeah his photo could well be the cover of "Living with an autistic child". Male model indeed.
20. 2017-11-29 at 3:54 AM UTC

    #3860
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    They should remake Child of Rage with sploo as the star.
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